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Old 05-05-2010, 19:33   #1
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Default Castrol 'Ultimate Footballer' HAHAHA

http://www.goal.com/en/news/2939/cas...ing-footballer

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A Team of Castrol Performance analysts used objective data to identify the key attributes of the World’s leading footballers - analysing the performances of over 2000 players from across Europe’s top 5 leagues in the process.

The Castrol EDGE Ultimate Performing Player is made of carbon fibre and wax and took over six months to create by two former Madame Tussauds artists. Each life sized body part has been specially sculpted to the exact scale and look of the following players:

* Height: Peter Crouch
* Hair: Carles Puyol
* Eyes: Xavi Hernandez
* Chin: Paolo Maldini
* Chest: Michael Ballack
* Arms: Rory Delap
* Hands: Julio Cesar
* Legs: Cristiano Ronaldo
* Left Foot: Lionel Messi
* Right Foot: Thierry Henry
Puyol's hair?? REALLY?

Here is a photo of the monster.

Apologies if this has already been posted.
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Old 05-05-2010, 19:37   #2
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Bloody hell, it looks like Sven-Goran Eriksson.
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Old 05-05-2010, 19:41   #3
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Old 05-05-2010, 20:03   #4
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* Right Foot: Thierry Henry
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Old 05-05-2010, 20:04   #5
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Puyol's hair?? REALLY?





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Old 05-05-2010, 20:05   #6
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A Team of Castrol Performance analysts used objective data to identify the key attributes:
* Hair



That should settle the Pirlo discussions.

that castrol is straight up clowning. worse than IIHS(?) or wuteva.
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Old 05-05-2010, 20:08   #7
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Very nice chin, though.

Could've used Sandro's big brown eyes, as well as Pirlo's hair.


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Old 05-05-2010, 20:11   #8
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Old 05-05-2010, 20:12   #9
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Old 05-05-2010, 20:36   #10
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Ego: Jose Mourinho.
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Old 05-05-2010, 21:00   #11
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They forgot

Swag: Luiz Ronaldo

The man is un-hateable. So much swag. I'd say I wanna be like him, but I should keep my goals realistic.






Red booty shorts anyone? Serious Swag

The only player who comes close to his Swag is another ronaldo. Cristiano



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Old 05-05-2010, 21:04   #12
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Puyol's hair is beyond shite. Pirlo's i much better.
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Old 05-05-2010, 21:07   #13
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Puyol's hair is beyond shite. Pirlo's i much better.
So true. Puyol has some of the worst hair in football Pirlo, Nesta, Paolo, Pippo, Ambro etc etc - pretty much all Milanisti - have far better hair than him.
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Old 05-05-2010, 21:13   #14
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^^ You forgot Leonardo?
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Old 05-05-2010, 21:16   #15
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^^ You forgot Leonardo?
I did! Unbelievable. His hair is beautiful

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Old 05-05-2010, 22:06   #16
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Pointless thread. The ultimate footballer is, and will always be James Milner
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Old 05-05-2010, 22:12   #17
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Compared to Nesta and Maldini...Pirlo's hair is shit
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Old 08-05-2010, 22:07   #18
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Puyol's hair is beyond shite. Pirlo's i much better.
rofl.

THIS!

outrage that they chose Puyol's mop rather than Pirlo's locks...


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Old 08-05-2010, 23:46   #19
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* Hair: Pirlo + Leonardo
* Face Structure: Borriello
* Chin: Paolo Maldini
Sexiest player in the world right there.


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Old 14-05-2010, 18:05   #20
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He might struggle to run, considering he's as tall as Crouch, and has a left foot that is a lot smaller than his right. The hair looks outright ugly though. Not just a mop, a balding one at that, too.

The chin is very much Paolo.:-)
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