Castrol 'Ultimate Footballer' HAHAHA

Sophie · 05-05-2010, 18:33

http://www.goal.com/en/news/2939/cas...ing-footballer

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A Team of Castrol Performance analysts used objective data to identify the key attributes of the World’s leading footballers - analysing the performances of over 2000 players from across Europe’s top 5 leagues in the process.

The Castrol EDGE Ultimate Performing Player is made of carbon fibre and wax and took over six months to create by two former Madame Tussauds artists. Each life sized body part has been specially sculpted to the exact scale and look of the following players:

* Height: Peter Crouch
* Hair: Carles Puyol
* Eyes: Xavi Hernandez
* Chin: Paolo Maldini
* Chest: Michael Ballack
* Arms: Rory Delap
* Hands: Julio Cesar
* Legs: Cristiano Ronaldo
* Left Foot: Lionel Messi
* Right Foot: Thierry Henry

Puyol's hair?? REALLY?

Here is a photo of the monster.

Apologies if this has already been posted.

OneUnited · 05-05-2010, 18:37

Bloody hell, it looks like Sven-Goran Eriksson.

Sophie · 05-05-2010, 18:41

MilanMB · 05-05-2010, 19:03

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* Right Foot: Thierry Henry

why???

dev1L · 05-05-2010, 19:04

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Originally Posted by Sophie

Puyol's hair?? REALLY?

Jasper · 05-05-2010, 19:05

A Team of Castrol Performance analysts used objective data to identify the key attributes:
* Hair

That should settle the Pirlo discussions.

that castrol is straight up clowning. worse than IIHS(?) or wuteva.

Lisa · 05-05-2010, 19:08

Very nice chin, though.

Could've used Sandro's big brown eyes, as well as Pirlo's hair.

MilanMB · 05-05-2010, 19:11

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****: Clarence seedorf

Sophie · 05-05-2010, 19:12

>>>>>>>

OneUnited · 05-05-2010, 19:36

Ego: Jose Mourinho.

Senatore_M84 · 05-05-2010, 20:00

They forgot

Swag: Luiz Ronaldo

The man is un-hateable. So much swag. I'd say I wanna be like him, but I should keep my goals realistic.

Red booty shorts anyone? Serious Swag

The only player who comes close to his Swag is another ronaldo. Cristiano

KujaIX · 05-05-2010, 20:04

Puyol's hair is beyond shite. Pirlo's i much better.

Sophie · 05-05-2010, 20:07

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Originally Posted by KujaIX

Puyol's hair is beyond shite. Pirlo's i much better.

So true. Puyol has some of the worst hair in football

Pirlo, Nesta, Paolo, Pippo, Ambro etc etc - pretty much all Milanisti - have far better hair than him.

nowhereman · 05-05-2010, 20:13

^^ You forgot Leonardo?

Sophie · 05-05-2010, 20:16

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Originally Posted by nowhereman

^^ You forgot Leonardo?

I did! Unbelievable. His hair is beautiful

Kalac#16 · 05-05-2010, 21:06

Pointless thread. The ultimate footballer is, and will always be James Milner

drucurl · 05-05-2010, 21:12

Compared to Nesta and Maldini...Pirlo's hair is shit

hdcantona · 08-05-2010, 21:07

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Originally Posted by KujaIX

Puyol's hair is beyond shite. Pirlo's i much better.

rofl.

THIS!

outrage that they chose Puyol's mop rather than Pirlo's locks...

Revolution · 08-05-2010, 22:46

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* Hair: Pirlo + Leonardo
* Face Structure: Borriello
* Chin: Paolo Maldini

Sexiest player in the world right there.

Patri · 14-05-2010, 17:05

He might struggle to run, considering he's as tall as Crouch, and has a left foot that is a lot smaller than his right.

The hair looks outright ugly though. Not just a mop, a balding one at that, too.

The chin is very much Paolo.:-)

05-05-2010, 19:05	#6
Jasper Maldini tier Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Tallinn, Estonia Fav. Players: 3; Marat Safin; Tiziano Crudeli; 2Pac; Christian Bale; Martin M??rsepp; Mario Balotelli	A Team of Castrol Performance analysts used objective data to identify the key attributes: * Hair That should settle the Pirlo discussions. that castrol is straight up clowning. worse than IIHS(?) or wuteva. Must follow tumblr - http://milanpeaboss.tumblr.com/

05-05-2010, 18:37	#2
OneUnited 1878 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: England	Bloody hell, it looks like Sven-Goran Eriksson.

05-05-2010, 18:41	#3
Sophie chiamato Mr X Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: UK Fav. Players: everyone always

05-05-2010, 19:08	#7
Lisa Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Pensacola, FL Fav. Players: Alessandro Nesta, Paolo Maldini	Very nice chin, though. Could've used Sandro's big brown eyes, as well as Pirlo's hair.

05-05-2010, 19:12	#9
Sophie chiamato Mr X Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: UK Fav. Players: everyone always	>>>>>>>

05-05-2010, 19:36	#10
OneUnited 1878 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: England	Ego: Jose Mourinho.

05-05-2010, 20:04	#12
KujaIX Allegri fanboy Join Date: Dec 2008 Fav. Players: Allegri, Romagnoli, Bonaventura, Prince, Yepes, Nesta, Seedorf	Puyol's hair is beyond shite. Pirlo's i much better.

05-05-2010, 20:13	#14
nowhereman Primavera Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: India	^^ You forgot Leonardo?

05-05-2010, 21:06	#16
Kalac#16 AC Milan Icon Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Leeds, England	Pointless thread. The ultimate footballer is, and will always be James Milner

05-05-2010, 21:12	#17
drucurl Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago Fav. Players: Ronaldo, Maldini, Nesta, Kaká, Ba, Silva	Compared to Nesta and Maldini...Pirlo's hair is shit

14-05-2010, 17:05	#20
Patri Kallappam-pothu Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kerala Fav. Players: Paolo Maldini, Gennaro Ivan Gattuso	He might struggle to run, considering he's as tall as Crouch, and has a left foot that is a lot smaller than his right. The hair looks outright ugly though. Not just a mop, a balding one at that, too. The chin is very much Paolo.:-)