The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

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He can have whatever he wants. I always said he is best used as a second half sub...but due to the ******ed renewal by the former sd, that is out the question for Milan.

So here we are. Stuck in 8th with a lw that went the whole season without scoring a single league goal at San siro

Grazie Paolo

Can't wait to have you back and fuck the club up some more with your wonderful deals. You truly were an asset.

tf is this clown on about with Leao and Maldini? You talk like Inter’s #1 fan
 

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I tuned in for the last dozen mins or so and Leao moved like he'd been running since the 1st min

There's a difference between being nonchalant and being disconnected...

His mental game is so fkin weak, we only get to see him "locked in" like a handful of times per season at best. It's sad to see a dude w this much talent not address any of his issues and just embracing complacency so whole heartedly
I've been BANNED because criticizing Leao's weak mentality before. I guess it's not done by you.
 

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Milan: 🇵🇹 Leao & Joao Felix
Ladri: 🇵🇹 Renato Veiga & Conceicao
Merda: 💩
 

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”must be the Italian teams” :lol:

I saw that
Lost whatever little respect I had for these clowns

I never really had any respect for these dogs

Roy kean i m sorry ducking one of the most overrated mids of all time

He is mid tier mid. Have seen that dog play. He is a fighter but not thing special. No real talent. Viera shits in him. Yaya would murder him in h2h battle. Plenty more

Scholes was far better than that clown.
 

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Milan: 🇵🇹 Leao & Joao Felix
Ladri: 🇵🇹 Renato Veiga & Conceicao
Merda: 💩

What’s happening with Felix? Will we retain him or Nha???
Too slow and weak for serie a it seems

But maybe Allegri can work some magic

Allegri is allergic to creative Cam though
 

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Imagine scoring over 900 goals and Eusebio still scoring more goals than you in 1 world cup and taking them to 3rd place :proud:

#QualityOverQuantity
It's sort of like scoring a gorillion goals vs Eibar on the backs of Xavi and Iniesta but couldn't score a single goal in 2010 World Cup. Luckily FIFA awards quantity.
 

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What’s happening with Felix? Will we retain him or Nha???
Too slow and weak for serie a it seems

But maybe Allegri can work some magic

Allegri is allergic to creative Cam though
God knows.
Maybe we can loan him for another year and buy him the year after that if he improves.
Given how Allegri sets up his attack (he doesn't, he just lets them do their thing), it might actually work.
 

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Asking Ranieri to perform another miracle


My first thought was that he's cleaned up enough messes on a tight timeline that it was a good move, then I looked up and say he only lasted 4 games for Greece, went 0-1-3, and got fired after losing to the Faroe Islands...

Would rather go after Gattuso and see if he can light a fire under there asses, plus I think his style of play would adapt well to the international game
 

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My first thought was that he's cleaned up enough messes on a tight timeline that it was a good move, then I looked up and say he only lasted 4 games for Greece, went 0-1-3, and got fired after losing to the Faroe Islands...

Would rather go after Gattuso and see if he can light a fire under there asses, plus I think his style of play would adapt well to the international game
Gattuso??!! Come on dude You can do better than that! Italy should have gotten Ancelotti before he went to Brazil
 

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The reaction to Leao here :lol:

Watched the game with a friend of mine and he was in love with em

and here it's just :lol:
Blah Blah Blah Reaction GIF by Travis
 

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Imagine being a fan of Lmeao :lol:


And he wants 10’mil net lmao

Lmeaooo

First show us the work rate then we shall see

10 and maybe even 12 if you actually run down the pitch etc
 

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all leao haters;

Keep praising him instead of belittling his ability otherwise we won’t get an offer of 90 mil plus. If we keep mocking him, we can’t cash out lel.

Bayern fucks will read the forum lel
And so will saudi sand boys.
 
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Sorry but how many chances are we going to give him to "reach his potential " ? He has been through 4 coaches already, granted played very little under giampaolo, but really stagnated and even regressed starting with the latter part of Pioli's tenure. He doesn't play particularly well in the national team either. I do think he is very talented but just doesn't have the mentality to go next level.
Yes but selling him after a bad season when he has 3 years on his deal isn’t the best idea
 

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Keep Leao and motivate Okafor (LW addressed).

Pulisic on the right with Arda Guller on loan.

Sign 3 new midfielders (two creative and a DM). Seriously I don't know who. Even Modric is not a sure buy. Keep Fofana, Adli and Bondo as bench material.

Sell Theo and sign a new TOP left back.

Sell Royal and send Walker back. Sign a new TOP RB.

Sell Tomori and Thiaw and sign two new CBs. An experienced one plus Leoni.

Sell Mike and sign Svillar.

We also need a new striker to replace Jovic and Abraham. Just sign fucking Sesko or Gyokeres on loan with obligation to buy next year.

ALSO SELL Salad, Jovic, Morata, Pobega, RLC, Chuku, Musah, Pellegrino, Bennacer.
Send Origi to fucking Alcatraz.

I feel pity for Tare.
 

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The reaction to Leao here :lol:

Watched the game with a friend of mine and he was in love with em

and here it's just :lol:

It was the usual Leao. Came on in minute 75 and was gassed and out of the game by 110. No end product, passenger in defense. Theres a reason why he was not starting. Fact is that in the whole tournament, whenever he started he was almost always one of the first player to be subbed out.

Honestly i hope a coach gets through to him. It wont happen here. Like Donaruma, hes too protected here and wont grow. Maybe Bayern is a good career move for him, maybe itll be PSG for Dembele type move for him. Bros already 25.
 

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Keep Leao and motivate Okafor (LW addressed).

Pulisic on the right with Arda Guller on loan.

Sign 3 new midfielders (two creative and a DM). Seriously I don't know who. Even Modric is not a sure buy. Keep Fofana, Adli and Bondo as bench material.

Sell Theo and sign a new TOP left back.

Sell Royal and send Walker back. Sign a new TOP RB.

Sell Tomori and Thiaw and sign two new CBs. An experienced one plus Leoni.

Sell Mike and sign Svillar.

We also need a new striker to replace Jovic and Abraham. Just sign fucking Sesko or Gyokeres on loan with obligation to buy next year.

ALSO SELL Salad, Jovic, Morata, Pobega, RLC, Chuku, Musah, Pellegrino, Bennacer.
Send Origi to fucking Alcatraz.

I feel pity for Tare.
You started well.

I wouldn't touch the attack, except for maybe ST position. A player with Giroud characteristics would instantly make us top 4.

Besides that - no way we sign a top LB and RB in one window. I would keep Walker. He is good for rotation at the very least.

We need 2-3 starters in midfield.
And 1-2 starters in defense.

If we hope to sell and buy 10 players - is just not gonna happen.
 

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Yes but selling him after a bad season when he has 3 years on his deal isn’t the best idea
And what guarantees do we have he will come good next season? Or the season after? Until suddenly he is on his last year and then what? get even less or nothing at all if he walks? Would you bet your livelihood on that? Sometimes you have to cut your losses
 

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