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  1. Bird

    The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

    bioli with "dumb" players in his first two seasons: OK, let's think of a simple plan that the players can understand and execute. Result: Highly entertaining and successful period. bioli with "intelligent players" (bioli's words): fuck it, let's let the players figure it out on their own on...
  2. Bird

    Monza - Milan : 18.02.2024 | 20:45 CET | Week 25 Serie A

    What is so funny about Thiaw = Bonucci? They are both slow, ball playing defenders with excellent ball distribution attributes. The only difference would be that Thiaw has much better defensive capabilities, as opposed to Bonucci's complete lack of, other than his famous "ass tackle" move of...
  3. Bird

    Monza - Milan : 18.02.2024 | 20:45 CET | Week 25 Serie A

    Its gone man....
  4. Bird

    The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

    bioli: I take full responsibilities for this defeat. Zero alibis. Also bioli: I was forced to rest Leao and Pulisic because of injuries. drunk bioli: Fuck it, let's throw in Leao and Pulisic into this shit show and ask them to give 150% to save my career.
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    Monza - Milan : 18.02.2024 | 20:45 CET | Week 25 Serie A

    I do find it hilariously ironic that every time bioli rests his favorite players, he ends up fucking up the moral of the team and also as a result of the panic subs, the guys he wanted to rest have to exert extra energy to try to recover from the bad results. So, he ends up losing/drawing the...
  6. Bird

    Monza - Milan : 18.02.2024 | 20:45 CET | Week 25 Serie A

    Dest post. Thiaw was never a Nesta. He is more like a Bonucci, if he could actually defend. This was his first start in 3 months since his injury. Our brain dead coach went against his usual self of slowly introducing players and threw him right into the fire pit after only 30 minutes of warm...
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    Monza - Milan : 18.02.2024 | 20:45 CET | Week 25 Serie A

    Rest 4-5 players in a random match. Watch the newcomers play like they have barely played any minutes together and concede goals. Panic subs to rescue the situation. I see that bioli still hasn't learned from his mistakes from last season...
  8. Bird

    Frosinone - Milan : 03.02.2024 | 18:00 CET | Week 23 Serie A

    Interesting that bioli rushed down to the locker room. He is usually one of the last persons to do so, as he would go and shake hands with everyone.
  9. Bird

    Frosinone - Milan : 03.02.2024 | 18:00 CET | Week 23 Serie A

    Our "pressing" is depressing to watch...
  10. Bird

    Frosinone - Milan : 03.02.2024 | 18:00 CET | Week 23 Serie A

    Lmeao with two assists already. Keep it up my boi!
  11. Bird

    The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

    bioli: We have conceded fewer goals than last season at the same stage. We must try to score one goal more than our opponents. Average goals conceded per game in Serie A: 19/20 season (6th) : 1.21 20/21 season (2nd) : 1.08 21/22 season (1st) : 0.82 22/23 season (5th) : 1.131 23/24 season...
  12. Bird

    The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

    Marotta controlled media that hates all things Milan: *Can't find a way to spin a single negative story about "Milan debts"* R&B: GERRY IS NEVER GOING TO SPEND AND HE WILL STEAL MONEY FROM MILAN TO PAY BACK THE MONEY HE BORROWED FROM HIS LOAN SHARKS!!!!1!!!
  13. Bird

    The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

    I like that even though Sala is trying to flirt with inda so he doesn't get completely fucked, they made the illustration in rossonero color theme.
  14. Bird

    The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

    During his tenure at Roma, he had an average of 1.46875 goals per game in Serie A but sure, let's round it up to 3...
  15. Bird

    The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

    As much as I dislike the idea of Conte at Milan, it should be said that Conte was not Conte during this period. He had both mentally and sometimes even physically checked out around this period. A lot was going on in his private life and he didn't like the "at Spurs they don't want to play under...
  16. Bird

    The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

    Even last year Milan fans mocked him on twitter as the butt of all jokes, and booed him in the stadium this year on his return to San Siro but god forbid that he makes an innocent joke (which he did AFTER the San Siro game) about him performing better in black and blue, which to clarify for the...
  17. Bird

    Milan - Bologna : 27.01.2024 | 20:45 CET | Week 22 Serie A

    That PK incident was a total fuck up from every single one of them. Kjaer, Mike and Florenzi letting that ball pass them by as if they were 100% sure no Bologna player is there to tap it in. Kjaer even does the arms out gesture to give the signal to "let the ball go out/don't touch it" as...
  18. Bird

    The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

    Obvoiusly. My point was, how can you support/hype one player and trash another when the latter is performing better. Everyone has written CDK off with only one season with that bald fraud.
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