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  1. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    Lol I'm actually looking forward to the mod's banning us both...it'll save me countless hours posting about stuff that may/may not happen on the transfer market and more time to spend with yungeddy's mom :proud:
  2. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    Thanks. I gave yungeddy's mom an anal prolapse last night :proud:
  3. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    No...I'm calling him inconsistent after watching him play for both Ajax + Chelsea. He has flashes of genius (like Rebic/Kebab) but also goes missing for large periods of the game and can have several games in a row where he does next to nothing. Also, I don't give a fuck about his stats in the...
  4. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    Agreed...Maignan for 14m and Kalulu for just 1m are particularly arrest-worthy deals. However, MMM don't fuck around either and when they know there's no further discounts to be had e.g. Tomori + Leao, they drop the load in full (just like I did on yungeddy's mom's face :LOL: ).
  5. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    I have to admit it...whilst I HATE the delay I also LOVE the penny-pinching miser approach to transfers at the same time. Especially when it leads to signing the likes of Tonali & Adli for just 16.9m & 8m respectively :proud:
  6. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    Lol...I both (y) & :LOL: this post at the same time.
  7. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    That's pretty obvious bro...there's 60m gross wage/amortisation savings from Roma/Kessie/Baka/Ibra leaving, 30m from new sponsors, 20m Serie A prize money, 20m from sales, 65m from CL round of 16 finish etc. which is why there's plenty of money for one or two Scudetto gifts like the good ol'...
  8. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    You're missing the point...Ziyech is a huge upgrade on both Salad/Messias which is undeniable (although that says more about the latter's incompetency rather than Ziyech's quality). However, he's a Rebic level talent at best i.e. a game changer on his day but still inconsistent. Therefore...
  9. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    15m is absurd but at the same time we need to rethink our wage policy (i.e. 6m cap) if we want to sign top young talents who can make a difference NOW like Diaby (he'll probably ask for less). Otherwise, we'll have to wait for young players on affordable wages like Leao, CDK etc to explode which...
  10. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    Back in the day it would've been the other way around i.e. Milan looking to offload the weaker player and benchwarmer for the top young player :cry:
  11. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    Like I said before, Inter have a confused transfer policy (unlike us) which has led to this mess. They've made several smart investments in talented young players who have multiplied in value i.e. Bastoni, Lautaro, Barella + Hakimi plus some shrewd free agent deals like Dzeko, Kebab + De Vrij...
  12. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    It's a shame that we couldn't loan a former 35m defender like Caldara to a midtable side as Spezia only finished 16th last season we will probably be involved in a relegation dogfight. However, I hope that we included an obligation to buy in case they avoided relegation (like Venezia) instead of...
  13. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    I blame Suning...they hired Conte + Marotta and allowed them to spend freely only to do a complete 180 after winning the Scudetto which led to Conte resigning and Marotta having to fix the mess he inadvertently created. Therefore, all things considered, he's done a pretty good job.
  14. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    Last summer we were linked to Vlasic + James for the AM spot and Ilicic, Faivre + Corona for RW and ended up signing Messias for both positions :LOL:Therefore, expect the unexpected.
  15. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    Marotta already proved his credentials last year after losing his Scudetto winning coach and two best players and hiring Inzaghi and being in the Scudetto race down to the wire. However, their financial situation is fucked which is makes it difficult for them to improve as they have to register...
  16. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    Is Samu really leaving on a free transfer? Disappointing that we couldn't get at least 4m for this turd (which is what we needed to break-even) especially from Spain. I guess that's what happens when you pay fodders inflated wages.
  17. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    5 would imply that he was at least average whereas in reality he didn't score/assist once in 2022 and actually put up better numbers last year. Therefore, 3/4 is a fair rating for the footballer turned powerlifter.
  18. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    Wiki says he joined on a 5 year deal from Juve in 2018 whereas according to Transfermarkt his contract expires in 2024. Don’t know which is true.
  19. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    Strange…he only has one year left on his contract and we need 7m to break-even.
  20. Kojak

    The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

    No thanks…I’d rather re-sign Acerbi.
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