The Rumour Commode XXVIII: Stai Calma!

Neo'82 · Aug 27, 2019

Pingu said:
No, we should migrate to a new forum for people sound of mind and leave the peons here to rot in the cesspit they are creating. Anyone joining that elusive club must pass an IQ test. That, or mute them all so we don't have to put up with the constant spew of shit they come up with every post.

This forum will be a deserted within 2/3 years. Enjoy it while it lasts.

beegees · Aug 27, 2019

Mr. Milanista said:
Continuous and repeated shitty opinions should result in bans, without a doubt.

so continuous and repeated bad results should rewarded by blind loyalty? :lol:

Ash · Aug 27, 2019

MilanMB said:
yeah the brain trust i was talking about... you're added to "the squad".

"buhuuuuu lets log into a forum and moaaan all day about the football team claim to support but i really don't because all i want is some attention because no one ever loved me"

Umm...Neruda is a Milan fan?

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Neruda · Aug 27, 2019

Ash said:
Umm...Neruda is a Milan fan?

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Im as much a milan fan as you are brother Ash.

Being called a merda fan is something ur quite used to

Congo Powers · Aug 27, 2019

beegees said:
so continuous and repeated bad results should rewarded by blind loyalty?

Uhh...yes?

Tobinho · Aug 27, 2019

Congo Powers said:
A-my money is not hard earned

marioacm93 · Aug 27, 2019

Congo Powers said:
Did it tho??? ��

#353invincible

beegees · Aug 27, 2019

neruda is a milan fan. I have no doubt.
the only problem is he didn't understand anything about football.

Ash · Aug 27, 2019

Neruda said:
Im as much a milan fan as you are brother Ash.

Being called a merda fan is something ur quite used to

Umm..ye sure.

Difference is, I hate Inter with a passion. I will commend them as a rival, but I havent gone salivating over them and their players like you have done recently.

Not to mention, you just dont praise them. You praise them at the expense of Milan.

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beegees · Aug 27, 2019

Congo Powers said:
Uhh...yes?

Tobinho · Aug 27, 2019

Atalanta don't wait for Laxalt's decision and sign a different left-back. Toro and Marseille are the remaining linked names then.

And possibly Sporting and Espanyol on Andre Silva and Monaco on Kessie.

Tantalis · Aug 27, 2019

General said:
what do you do for someone who was struck by lightning?

Lightning? So the danger with lightning strikes is that not only can it have trauma related injuries, it can be medical related. If your airway is open and there's no obvious bleeding to control I'd be most worried about the rate at which you're breathing and cardiac dysrhthmia as well as potential neurological damage as result from the strike. Id definitely be taking vitals often as the stability of the patient can deteriorate fast. Burns from lightning are most always going to be superficial so they are not my worry nor would they be life threatening.

Treatment would be administering high flow oxygen, taking vitals, and doing some pulse, motor, sensory tests. Assisted breathing if I had to. Prompt transportation to nearest medical or trauma center.

mumbojumbo · Aug 27, 2019

necromancer said:
I empathize with this, mumbojumbo.. but Suso's real competence is pretty much this. The more shots he take with his left foot from that outside the box position, the better for us. As long as he's with the club, that's where we must put him.

As for Hakan, he should and will be passing more in that role, it's pretty much a modified support striker role.

There is an alternative for Suso. He sits on the bench. We have other players who can fill in now. Before we didn't have anyone to fill in for Suso.

The issue here is that there is a lack of movement in the front three. Piatek gets overwhelmed with the defenders. Suso stays outside the penalty box all the time. Hakan doesn't go inside either. It's a very easy defending for the other team really. Our only real threat is Suso's long shots.

We can also forget Suso's crosses into the box. They are just waste. Name any strikers (past and present).... Il Fenomeno (Brazilian Ronaldo), Romario, Basten, Van Nistelrooy, Inzaghi... any one really.... Who can possibly gets their head on Suso's curling crosses. They are very difficult to predict. If your strikers don't get their heads on the ball, the ball is out for goal kick.

necromancer · Aug 27, 2019

mumbojumbo said:
There is an alternative for Suso. He sits on the bench. We have other players who can fill in now. Before we didn't have anyone to fill in for Suso.

The issue here is that there is a lack of movement in the front three. Piatek gets overwhelmed with the defenders. Suso stays outside the penalty box all the time. Hakan doesn't go inside either. It's a very easy defending for the other team really. Our only real threat is Suso's long shots.

We can also forget Suso's crosses into the box. They are just waste. Name any strikers (past and present).... Il Fenomeno (Brazilian Ronaldo), Romario, Basten, Van Nistelrooy, Inzaghi... any one really.... Who can possibly gets their head on Suso's curling crosses. They are very difficult to predict. If your strikers don't get their heads on the ball, the ball is out for goal kick.

I'd rather play Bona than Suso. But I don't think Bona is match fit beyond 30 minutes or something.

mumbojumbo · Aug 27, 2019

necromancer said:
I'd rather play Bona than Suso. But I don't think Bona is match fit beyond 30 minutes or something.

At this point, i consider stupid to change a system.
consider this:
back line

kessie - bennacer - bona/hakan

paqueta

piatek leao.

LocalHero80 · Aug 27, 2019

mumbojumbo said:
Respect your opinion but consider this
Suso and Hakan will do like 80 long shots. One of Suso's hopefully goes in. Every single one of Suso's is dangerous and makes our hearts race. Hakan will do some. All will be blocked or go off target. Piatek gets 0 passes.

another portion of bs. This isn't Gattuso football, also after what Piatek did with a stellar assist from Hakan in the friendly match, I wouldn't blame if they give him zero passes.

mumbojumbo · Aug 27, 2019

LocalHero80 said:
another portion of bs. This isn't Gattuso football, also after what Piatek did with a stellar assist from Hakan in the friendly match, I wouldn't blame if they give him zero passes.

what do mean???? Hakan indeed can pass better than Suso does. He has the potential. But he doesn't have that much creativity compared to paqueta.

if you don't give Piatek passes. Then he simply will not score. he can't get the ball from the midfield himself.

I respect your opinion. tell me what the plan is with suso and hakan behind piatek?

Qaas · Aug 27, 2019

MilanMB said:
Yeah this is not the case. I doubt one would oppose a quality player on a dry loan... Problem is when it's someone like Ceballos, a talented player but one that wouldn't make THAT big of a difference, while you'd spent resources developing someone else's talent and at the end of the year you're standing there with your dick in your hand like a cuck.

Spot fucking on. Literally what i wanted to write

LocalHero80 · Aug 27, 2019

mumbojumbo said:
what do mean????

if you don't give Piatek passes. Then he simply will not score. he can't get the ball from the midfield himself.

I respect your opinion. tell me what the plan is with suso and hakan behind piatek?

I dont mean anything , but that your assumptions are wrong, Hakan showed that under GP he's not taking as many shots as before, and with this Piatek , getting him the ball all the time isnt a life savior.

mumbojumbo · Aug 27, 2019

LocalHero80 said:
I dont mean anything , but that your assumptions are wrong, Hakan showed that under GP he's not taking as many shots as before, and with this Piatek , getting him the ball all the time isnt a life savior.

OK.. give the ball to Suso. Let him score from outside the penalty box.

I see that's what you want.

Qaas · Aug 27, 2019

Neruda said:
But for real. Why is everyone so butthurt? Was there ever a doubt about whos the better team in Milano

Are you KIDDING ME???
The same team that were only 1 point ahead of us last season?

mumbojumbo · Aug 27, 2019

Localhero80

Hakan has shown nothing impressive. He is "universal footballer". Jack of all trades. Master of None.

Before he got here, he was known as free kick specialist. He hasn't scored any freekick or from his long balls since he got here.

LocalHero80 · Aug 27, 2019

mumbojumbo said:
OK.. give the ball to Suso. Let him score from outside the penalty box.

I see that's what you want.

No, i'd rather Bona and Hakan behind Piatek. I don't wanna see Suso anywhere near the CAM zone. He can be a good winger, but he has no place in this formation and has to be sold.

Neruda · Aug 27, 2019

Qaas said:
Are you KIDDING ME???
The same team that were only 1 point ahead of us last season?

Is not the same inter squad.

Conte alone should be enough

MilanMB · Aug 27, 2019

Hugh Janus said:
I never said I'd do a better job than them and I only criticize the thins that deserve to be criticized.

You on the other hand act like a fanboy and blindly support everything they do because they're club legends. That's laughable. You did it last year with Gattuso, where the hell is he right now and why not a single Serie A club offered him a job?

It's also good to have opinions, remember your opinion last season when you were so sure we're going to finish ahead of Napoli?

Except for signing Bennacer for 16m, Maldini and Boban deserve to be criticized for their work this summer. Signed a 4th LB for 20m, bought a relegated mediocre midfielder, a nobody from the Brazilian league for 11m and replaced Cutrone with another kid. How is this a good job?

Ffs 2 days ago we started the season with the same players bunch of mediocre players from last season. They hired a coach with a different system than the last one and he was forced to play 2 wingers as a SS and TQ. Why? Because Maldini and Boban failed to get him better players.

The departures are even more laughable, we terminated Strinic and sold Cutrone for a low price while more than a half of our players deserve to be shipped out.

You should read this post again. Get back to me if you still don't understand.

Alec said:
The problem with some fans thinking they know better than paid professionals is a misunderstanding of why things don't happen.

It's not that our management doesn't know where the holes in the squad are but adressing them is probably harder than you may think. Whether a specific player is actually available, is himself willing to play for us and how much a transfer would cost is beyond our knowledge.

So criticizing them without knowing jack shit about the possibilities presented to them is quite foolish.

Milan is the greatest club in the world to us at least those of us who aren't closet interisti) but to professional players that don't have the same emotional attachment, we're an EL club with a certain amount of funds available, unwilling to pay ridiculous wages.

Oh almost forgot - we're actually not playing in EL for financial reasons so maybe consider that when we're not shelling out huge sums without actually selling deadwood and consider the troubles of moving said deadwood at a decent price when they're trash and earning well here.

Qaas · Aug 27, 2019

Hugh Janus said:
They had 7 shots on goal. That's 7 more than we had yesterday vs Barcelona.

Every sane fan KNEW that we will have it hard against udinese away with that shit X11.
I stated on the match thread how we only defeated udinese away 3 times in the last 12 seasons.

They are our boogey team, and have always been alongside palermo. Stop acting like they are lecce (who btw played away from home)

mumbojumbo · Aug 27, 2019

LocalHero80 said:
No, i'd rather Bona and Hakan behind Piatek. I don't wanna see Suso anywhere near the CAM zone. He can be a good winger, but he has no place in this formation and has to be sold.

ok.... fine.... worth trying.

LocalHero80 · Aug 27, 2019

Qaas said:
Every sane fan KNEW that we will have it hard against udinese away with that shit X11.
I stated on the match thread how we only defeated udinese away 3 times in the last 12 seasons.

They are our boogey team, and have always been alongside palermo. Stop acting like they are lecce (who btw played away from home)

my earlier point exactly. I'd be worried if we conceded 3 goals vs Udinese, but they've always been extremely tough to score against.

hopetorture · Aug 27, 2019

mumbojumbo said:
Localhero80

Hakan has shown nothing impressive. He is "universal footballer". Jack of all trades. Master of None.

Before he got here, he was known as free kick specialist. He hasn't scored any freekick or from his long balls since he got here.

he is a 6-10 mil player at best. we cant offload our players, because they are simply not worth the money we are asking for them. if hakan starts more than 10 games in seria a in any position, we will not clinch top4 i am convinced of this. even in torino or sassuolo he would fight for his place.
according to the bookies, roma and atalanta are both ahead us for top4 place. so u guys just be optimistic for all i care, with another year zero, new system, new coach, new management, salary cap half of the squad revamped again.
i dont say i dont like the idea of a self sustaining team playing good football in the long run. but this season, i dont expect anything better than 6th, unless we manage to offload 3 players and spash another 100-150+..even if we do, it will be hard.

Congo Powers · Aug 27, 2019

LocalHero80 said:
another portion of bs. This isn't Gattuso football, also after what Piatek did with a stellar assist from Hakan in the friendly match, I wouldn't blame if they give him zero passes.

Well, this is wrong

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