The Rumour Commode XXXII: Raw Dog Era

Get rid of the poll?


  • Total voters
    119
Status
Not open for further replies.

beegees

I have Ph.D in Algorithm
Joined
Jun 30, 2015
Messages
6,093
Reaction score
3,997
Fav. Players
Francesco Acerbi, Bakaye Traore, Kevin Constant
obviously forza Pioli
his handling of Hauge still puzzles me

Pioli is interista.
He knows Hauge is a real talent.

Again, Pioli is interista
He hates this club
He executes #Order66
-Milan to EL
-Put real talent on bench
-Inter win scudetto

Pioli is a mole. Mission accomplished.

May the 4th be with you
 

leaf

Sack Pioli
Joined
Aug 28, 2012
Messages
28,169
Reaction score
55,052
Location
Trinidad and Tobago
Fav. Players
Ronaldo, Kaká, Maldini, Nesta, CR7, Seedorf, Dwight Yorke, Quaresma
obviously forza Pioli
his handling of Hauge still puzzles me

Isn't it obvious?
Hauge also fucked Hakan's wife.
While that's some srs alpha ass shit, understandably Pioli had to punish him.
However things don't look too good for Mrs ?alhanoğlu after her husband dared to oppose the bull in the last game :head:
 

mazurxiii

Primavera
Joined
Mar 10, 2017
Messages
122
Reaction score
8
Location
Poland
----------------Depay/Rebic-----------Ibra/Belotti---------------
-------------------------------De Paul-----------------------------
Theo/Lazzari------------------------------------------Calab/Lazzari
------------------Kessie-------------Benna/Tonali-----------------
---------Roma/Gabbia----Kjaer/Caldara----Tomori/Kalulu-------
----------------------------Donnarumma---------------------------

I dig it, but that's just me.

Depay, De Paul, Belotti, Lazzari, Rommangioli and Donnaruma wont be ACM players next season.
 

joyrider

Il Moderati
Staff member
Joined
Feb 15, 2004
Messages
47,771
Reaction score
9,635
Pioli is interista.
He knows Hauge is a real talent.

Again, Pioli is interista
He hates this club
He executes #Order66
-Milan to EL
-Put real talent on bench
-Inter win scudetto

Pioli is a mole. Mission accomplished.

May the 4th be with you
Pioli is a professional.
Maldini puts trust in Pioli...he spends every with him...or do you suggest that Maldini doesnt know he is an interesta, but somehow you know that Pioli is an interista?
 

Forza AC Milan

Milan Icon
Joined
Apr 27, 2007
Messages
4,542
Reaction score
2,544
----------------Depay/Rebic-----------Ibra/Belotti---------------
-------------------------------De Paul-----------------------------
Theo/Lazzari------------------------------------------Calab/Lazzari
------------------Kessie-------------Benna/Tonali-----------------
---------Roma/Gabbia----Kjaer/Caldara----Tomori/Kalulu-------
----------------------------Donnarumma---------------------------

I dig it, but that's just me.

I wish Pioli had the galls or ability to have tried this formation

His 4-2-3-1 has gotten obliterated many times against all our rivals who play 3 at the back. Infact the only rival we have a better head to head against is Napoli who plays 4 at the back

This also eliminates our weakest position against our strongest opponents

But Pioli isnt a good coach so here we are
 

VooDooDoll

))<>((
Joined
Jun 9, 2015
Messages
10,406
Reaction score
487
Location
Moon
Pioli is a professional.
Maldini puts trust in Pioli...he spends every with him...or do you suggest that Maldini doesnt know he is an interesta, but somehow you know that Pioli is an interista?

nah, maldini is internista so he chose pioli


hope slowboiz fans dont watch ucl semi.
 

taura

Attaccareeee
Joined
May 6, 2012
Messages
12,040
Reaction score
27,902
Best U21 Non CF (Without Vlahovic who is a CF) Goalscorer in Serie A

Vodoveski

5149173B-141D-4C5C-A8D2-1893ED275392.jpg

Best midfielders among the top 5 leagues who won serie b footballer of the year in the past 4 years
Screenshot-20210504-213244.jpg


What a gem we have :proud:
 

beegees

I have Ph.D in Algorithm
Joined
Jun 30, 2015
Messages
6,093
Reaction score
3,997
Fav. Players
Francesco Acerbi, Bakaye Traore, Kevin Constant
the art of war 101 with beegees

Suppose that Milan is currently 1st, or ok, suppose we already win scudetto, and Inter is currently 4th, and their coach is Pippo Inzaghi.
as a true milanista, what do you think Inzaghi will do to inter? be professional and fight for ucl spot? :lol:
He will ensure inter go out from ucl.
 

Jivara

Vero Milanista
Joined
Aug 16, 2006
Messages
12,729
Reaction score
8,585
I don't get the people who mention Spaletti as if he is as good of an option as Mourinho and the rest of the high profile coaches.

What has Spaletti ever done that makes you think he will fulfill your strange ambitions? If anything, the guy is toxic and leaves a bad atmosphere .. we have done well in recent years to fix the problem of the team spirit and the last thing we need is someone who would disrupt the squad harmony.

That is not to say that the coach must be nice all the time, on the contrary sometimes I wish Pioli would shout at some of the players who act like faggots but what we have done is we hired Ibrahimovic to do that and thats where the problem lies perhaps, we've given him too much power when the coach and management should be doing the disciplinary work.
 

VooDooDoll

))<>((
Joined
Jun 9, 2015
Messages
10,406
Reaction score
487
Location
Moon
somehow this makes parrallel sense but my brain hurts trying to comprehend it

yea, its problem with some
we should sign klopp, mbappe and de bruyne this summer
nothing would stop true milanisti from making ac better
 

brk

Milan Legend
Joined
Aug 24, 2015
Messages
23,136
Reaction score
66,724
The Koulibaly injury might secure us CL qualification.
 

rossonero1

Milan Legend
Joined
Feb 11, 2012
Messages
30,367
Reaction score
13,672
I don't get the people who mention Spaletti as if he is as good of an option as Mourinho and the rest of the high profile coaches.

What has Spaletti ever done that makes you think he will fulfill your strange ambitions? If anything, the guy is toxic and leaves a bad atmosphere .. we have done well in recent years to fix the problem of the team spirit and the last thing we need is someone who would disrupt the squad harmony.

That is not to say that the coach must be nice all the time, on the contrary sometimes I wish Pioli would shout at some of the players who act like faggots but what we have done is we hired Ibrahimovic to do that and thats where the problem lies perhaps, we've given him too much power when the coach and management should be doing the disciplinary work.

Spalletti always get the job done and gets his club into the CL.
 

taura

Attaccareeee
Joined
May 6, 2012
Messages
12,040
Reaction score
27,902
They sacked him so Tottenham still owe him money.

Mourinho has signed a 3 years contract at Roma for total 39m? net that will be paid in this way:

2021-22:
7m? by Roma + 9m? by Spurs

2022-23:
7m? by Roma + 9m? by Spurs

2023-24:
7m? by Roma

How fuckinng stupid is this from Spurs :lol: paying for someone else's manager for 2 years haha..i know they have to pay a big severence pay for sacking him but :lol: beta club, should've had some balls and tell roma to either pay fully or fuck off and tell mourinho to either accept only romas pay or fuck off from coaching for the next 2 years..cucks :lol:
 

beegees

I have Ph.D in Algorithm
Joined
Jun 30, 2015
Messages
6,093
Reaction score
3,997
Fav. Players
Francesco Acerbi, Bakaye Traore, Kevin Constant
the art of war - Juventus modus operandi

Juve learned that Milan has 200M budget
Milan were under negotiation with Auba & Dortmund
Juve created a fake Bonucci drama
Bonucci arrived at Milan (as a mole)
Milan forced to change mercato strategy
Milan then bought Kalinic instead

Bonucci mission accomplished, and back to juve
 

rossonero1

Milan Legend
Joined
Feb 11, 2012
Messages
30,367
Reaction score
13,672
Mourinho has signed a 3 years contract at Roma for total 39m? net that will be paid in this way:

2021-22:
7m? by Roma + 9m? by Spurs

2022-23:
7m? by Roma + 9m? by Spurs

2023-24:
7m? by Roma

How fuckinng stupid is this from Spurs :lol: paying for someone else's manager for 2 years haha..i know they have to pay a big severence pay for sacking him but :lol: beta club, should've had some balls and tell roma to either pay fully or fuck off and tell mourinho to either accept only romas pay or fuck off from coaching for the next 2 years..cucks :lol:

Coaches will usually dig in and ask for some sort of golden parachute to walk away or just sit at home & collect what's still owed to them.
 

taura

Attaccareeee
Joined
May 6, 2012
Messages
12,040
Reaction score
27,902
Coaches will usually dig in and ask for some sort of golden parachute to walk away or just sit at home & collect what's still owed to them.

Sure but good luck to Mou getting back to any kind of serious football + long contract with such a shitty attitude and 2.5 years of no football. No wonder he's posting Daje Roma on twitter considering he'll be 3rd highest paid coach in the world taking over a squad thats fit to compete for EL spots :lol:
 

rossonero1

Milan Legend
Joined
Feb 11, 2012
Messages
30,367
Reaction score
13,672
Sure but good luck to Mou getting back to any kind of serious football + long contract with such a shitty attitude and 2.5 years of no football. No wonder he's posting Daje Roma on twitter considering he'll be 3rd highest paid coach in the world taking over a squad thats fit to compete for EL spots :lol:

He doesn't have to work another day in his life anyways. He's already made a ton. :lol:
 

rossonero1

Milan Legend
Joined
Feb 11, 2012
Messages
30,367
Reaction score
13,672
Everyone talking about Allegri returning to Juve. I wouldn't be surprised if they went after Zidane if he decides to call it a day with Real. If Pirlo makes top 4 they'll probably keep him on anyways.
 

VooDooDoll

))<>((
Joined
Jun 9, 2015
Messages
10,406
Reaction score
487
Location
Moon
mourinho was on like 18 millions so tottenham pays half

in el dinamo eliminated mou 3:2 (agg) :lol:
 

VultureSheva

Legendary Scout
Joined
May 27, 2014
Messages
29,485
Reaction score
3,673
can we get a u21 most km/s per 90'?

In Milan:

Per game:

Calhanoglu 10184
Saelemaekers 8893
Leao 8754
Rebic 8648
Ibrahimovic 8244
Diaz 7049
Castillejo 6961

Converted to per 90 min:

Diaz 13791
Castillejo 13726
Saelemaekers 12241
Leao 11345
Calhanoglu 11140
Rebic 11105
Ibrahimovic 8827

You know ?per 90 min? is not very real in this one because Diaz or Samu played most of the games from the bench (higher intensity in less minutes).
 

VultureSheva

Legendary Scout
Joined
May 27, 2014
Messages
29,485
Reaction score
3,673
In other words: Data shows that he is covering more distance than Rebic and less than Saelemaekers.

Not bad.
 

Curupira

Milan Legend
Joined
Aug 2, 2010
Messages
38,587
Reaction score
65,186
You can tell how idiotic someone is when they post that "league X = shit and therefore player Y will be shit too".
Apparently Ronaldo didn't play in PSV, CR7 in Sporting, Dinho in PSG etc etc.
Apparently players in the Mecca of football Serie A - didn't flop in Germany and vice versa
Apparently players in Italy didn't flop in Spain...and players in Spain didn't flop in England etc.
Posts like:

And

are just....:max:

I don't know how any two digit IQ person can still post like this....but here we are :proud:

In other news I see BLASPHEMY of my Lord Andre Silva and no beheading :head:

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

If we wanted to cherry pick, Immobile.

And tons of unknown talents came out of Serie A in recent years.
 

taura

Attaccareeee
Joined
May 6, 2012
Messages
12,040
Reaction score
27,902
In other words: Data shows that he is covering more distance than Rebic and less than Saelemaekers.

Not bad.

He asked for u21 most kms, you include 2 21 year olds, 1 26 yr old, 2 27 yr olds and a 39 year old
#VultureStats
 

yungfreddy

Banned
Joined
Apr 14, 2015
Messages
4,383
Reaction score
40
Location
The Hague
Imagine calling leao lazy for months and then u realize he covers more ground then their favourite players

So embarassing my god..u guys keep just pushing to new frontiers
 

leaf

Sack Pioli
Joined
Aug 28, 2012
Messages
28,169
Reaction score
55,052
Location
Trinidad and Tobago
Fav. Players
Ronaldo, Kaká, Maldini, Nesta, CR7, Seedorf, Dwight Yorke, Quaresma
the art of war - Juventus modus operandi

Juve learned that Milan has 200M budget
Milan were under negotiation with Auba & Dortmund
Juve created a fake Bonucci drama
Bonucci arrived at Milan (as a mole)
Milan forced to change mercato strategy
Milan then bought Kalinic instead

Bonucci mission accomplished, and back to juve

yet somehow I'm the forum conspiracy theorist
 

Curupira

Milan Legend
Joined
Aug 2, 2010
Messages
38,587
Reaction score
65,186
the art of war - Juventus modus operandi

Juve learned that Milan has 200M budget
Milan were under negotiation with Auba & Dortmund
Juve created a fake Bonucci drama
Bonucci arrived at Milan (as a mole)
Milan forced to change mercato strategy
Milan then bought Kalinic instead

Bonucci mission accomplished, and back to juve

tenor.gif
 

VultureSheva

Legendary Scout
Joined
May 27, 2014
Messages
29,485
Reaction score
3,673
Pressures:

Samu 25
Saele 22.6
Diaz 20.6
Rebic 16.4
Hakan 13.2
Leao 10.9
Ibra 7.23

Defensive actions (Tackle + Interception + Blocks)

Saele 4.2
Samu 4.1
Rebic 3
Diaz 2.6
Hakan 2.1
Leao 1.7
Ibra 0.9


In other words he is spending energy in other things.
 
Last edited:
Status
Not open for further replies.

Schedule
Top