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MassterMark said:
IF carlo accidentally win scudetto this year, this wont mean that he succeed, but this mean that he failed at failing!
Why didn't any of us put it here?
 

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Jasper said:
Why didn't any of us put it here?
i thought of putting it in golden post section but you have barred every one to enter that thread :(
 

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Milano84 said:
eto-pato-kaka..... now theres some pace. w/ seedorf running the left flank catching up 30 seconds later ( :D :D :D lol)
Buwahahhhaaaaaaaaaayyyyy , that was funny :D
 

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Another pearl, this one is from the Milan vs Catania thread.
MassterMark said:
yes, we will win this game, cus statistic is forcing this, not our game or coach:rolleyes::rolleyes:
 

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It's not a post, it's a signature. I just find it amazing :D


from edikakaka
~ After U drink Coca-Cola u better not to drink pepsi because they will fight each other in ur stomach and will cause u stomach ache~
 

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Besfort said:
It's not a post, it's a signature. I just find it amazing :D


from edikakaka
~ After U drink Coca-Cola u better not to drink pepsi because they will fight each other in ur stomach and will cause u stomach ache~
i asked him what hte fuck the inspiration behind that was - he said he actually mixed the two once, and spent the rest of the day clutching his stomach and moaning in pain.
 

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radioactivenerd said:
i can't believe this is happening.
Although i did watch a few brazil games in the mid/late 90s to watch Roberto Carlos's bulging thighs and nothing else. It was pure platonic muscular appreciation though :D

Milano84 said:
However i do have a confession, ive asked my girlfriend why her hair isnt as soft and smooth as camorenesi's....
:star: Gold :star:
 

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Wet Ones said:
soljadt8.gif



Uncanny resemblance!
Just because of the .gif
 

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Beeeeeeeeeeeemer! Has she been here before?
Going from Milan to Man City is like trading in a Ferrari for a Ford.
 

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Only thread to feel better.
Yep, me and all the other folk that never go to games anyway will all agree not to go to games.

forzainternetultras
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but he has a cool name

FLORENTINO PEREZ

imagine that being your name

only problem is that it sounds like florence
You may not get it but ROFL.
 

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You really don't have a clue do you, I totaly mean everything that I write and I would have no problem whatsoever killing people I hate if I would beforehand be assured I would never get caught and wouldn't have to do any jailtime and I would smile in the morning in the mirror even. And no, I'm not some fat fuck behind a keyboard having no life, I run a business of my own and when you're a client you would never think who I really am and what I really think, I'm sweet as honey and polite as a Lord, even if you're one of the scum I detest. But pray you never meet me when I'm pissed, like when Milan loses, because then I tend to let the mask fall off. Especialy when I was younger and had a bunch of friends with the exact same visions like myself.
i liked that line :D
 

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Berlusconi better bring in SCARFACE Ribéry di merda in right away like in 2 mins of IM GONNA SHIAT IN DA HOUSE

Classic Billy :star::D
 

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Originally Posted by Billy_69 View Post
Ribery doesn't fit on the Dolce & Gabanna calendar, he's too damn ugly, therefor we will not buy him or lose D&G as sponsors.

have u seen emerson and kalac in last years??! lol
 

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Most stuff here are hilarious but this one is good in a semi-serious way:
I will pay good money to see Merda anally raped by Manchester. For the good of Italian football my ass. Fuck them and their pathetic fans. I hope Veira breaks an ankle, I hope Maicon's head blows up after CRonaldo does 134 stepovers. I hope Camel Face's nose gets caved in by Vidic.
 

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Litrtle over-top humour. There should be a thinking pause before the last word.
Friendly matches don't exist. It's always war.
 

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"If Baggio knew how to take a penalty, Maldini would have won a World Cup"

Blondy Vs ZZZZZ

a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago!
 

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One random post that had me LOLing for a good minute is when a user accidentally called Besfort "Besfart" ahahaha I think I'm gonna cry! :D

Can anyone find it?
 

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Berlusconi better bring in SCARFACE Ribéry di merda in right away like in 2 mins of IM GONNA SHIAT IN DA HOUSE

EPIC:star::star::star::star:


EDIT: Im laughing my ass off, and i have terrible stomach pain hahahahaha
 
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unban billy now :cry:
 
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