Favourite "acmilan-online" quotes!

[Jasper]

IF carlo accidentally win scudetto this year, this wont mean that he succeed, but this mean that he failed at failing!

Why didn't any of us put it here?

 

[Ashish]

Why didn't any of us put it here?

i thought of putting it in golden post section but you have barred every one to enter that thread

 

[Wild]

eto-pato-kaka..... now theres some pace. w/ seedorf running the left flank catching up 30 seconds later ( lol)

Buwahahhhaaaaaaaaaayyyyy , that was funny

 

[crazy4milan]

Another pearl, this one is from the Milan vs Catania thread.

yes, we will win this game, cus statistic is forcing this, not our game or coach

 

[Besfort]

It's not a post, it's a signature. I just find it amazing


from edikakaka
~ After U drink Coca-Cola u better not to drink pepsi because they will fight each other in ur stomach and will cause u stomach ache~

 

[radioactivenerd]

It's not a post, it's a signature. I just find it amazing


from edikakaka
~ After U drink Coca-Cola u better not to drink pepsi because they will fight each other in ur stomach and will cause u stomach ache~

i asked him what hte fuck the inspiration behind that was - he said he actually mixed the two once, and spent the rest of the day clutching his stomach and moaning in pain.

 

[Kalac#16]

i can't believe this is happening.
Although i did watch a few brazil games in the mid/late 90s to watch Roberto Carlos's bulging thighs and nothing else. It was pure platonic muscular appreciation though

However i do have a confession, ive asked my girlfriend why her hair isnt as soft and smooth as camorenesi's....

Gold

 

[Besfort]

PS. Vani, why "bosta jrs"? Does that mean something disrespectful?

i think it means 'fighter' or 'uncivilized'. its what a river fan calls them

it's actually a word for shit or manure lol

TRANSLATION FAIL !

 

[Beemer]

We need to win by scoreing more then Udinese.

mrki has this crazy game called football figured out, by God.

 

[Sasha]

Uncanny resemblance!

Just because of the .gif

 

[Jasper]

Beeeeeeeeeeeemer! Has she been here before?

Going from Milan to Man City is like trading in a Ferrari for a Ford.

 

[Jasper]

Only thread to feel better.

Yep, me and all the other folk that never go to games anyway will all agree not to go to games.

forzainternetultras

 

[Jasper]

but he has a cool name

FLORENTINO PEREZ

imagine that being your name

only problem is that it sounds like florence

You may not get it but ROFL.

 

[Besfort]

Ribery doesn't fit on the Dolce & Gabanna calendar, he's too damn ugly, therefor we will not buy him or lose D&G as sponsors.

ROTFL!

 

[Ashish]

You really don't have a clue do you, I totaly mean everything that I write and I would have no problem whatsoever killing people I hate if I would beforehand be assured I would never get caught and wouldn't have to do any jailtime and I would smile in the morning in the mirror even. And no, I'm not some fat fuck behind a keyboard having no life, I run a business of my own and when you're a client you would never think who I really am and what I really think, I'm sweet as honey and polite as a Lord, even if you're one of the scum I detest. But pray you never meet me when I'm pissed, like when Milan loses, because then I tend to let the mask fall off. Especialy when I was younger and had a bunch of friends with the exact same visions like myself.

i liked that line

 

[Az.]

Berlusconi better bring in SCARFACE Ribéry di merda in right away like in 2 mins of IM GONNA SHIAT IN DA HOUSE

Classic Billy

 

[Senatore_M84]

Originally Posted by Billy_69 View Post
Ribery doesn't fit on the Dolce & Gabanna calendar, he's too damn ugly, therefor we will not buy him or lose D&G as sponsors.

have u seen emerson and kalac in last years??! lol

 

[Jasper]

Most stuff here are hilarious but this one is good in a semi-serious way:

I will pay good money to see Merda anally raped by Manchester. For the good of Italian football my ass. Fuck them and their pathetic fans. I hope Veira breaks an ankle, I hope Maicon's head blows up after CRonaldo does 134 stepovers. I hope Camel Face's nose gets caved in by Vidic.

 

[Jasper]

Litrtle over-top humour. There should be a thinking pause before the last word.

Friendly matches don't exist. It's always war.

 

[Beemer]

logic and sensibility are not welcome here. please repost when you're ready to use profanity and outlandish statements

Gold.

 

[Marcus]

there's at least a few people around here that would rather look good and lose..

These people support a sport, not a team. I'd imagine when they watch a game they scream "C'mon football!" at the TV.

Absolutely brilliant.

 

[Armin__m]

pirlo to shine!

will you polish him??

Nice one.

 

[radioactivenerd]

"If Baggio knew how to take a penalty, Maldini would have won a World Cup"

Blondy Vs ZZZZZ

a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago!

 

[Ashish]

Such an amazing individual!

Too bad he wasn't able to offer himself any advise before facing Milan

 

[Sasha]

One random post that had me LOLing for a good minute is when a user accidentally called Besfort "Besfart" ahahaha I think I'm gonna cry!

Can anyone find it?

 

[Jasper]

One random post that had me LOLing for a good minute is when a user accidentally called Besfort "Besfart" ahahaha I think I'm gonna cry!

Can anyone find it?

Search -> posts only -> Besfart
http://forum.acmilan-online.com/showpost.php?p=408252&postcount=120

 

[Petit_Beurre]

Berlusconi better bring in SCARFACE Ribéry di merda in right away like in 2 mins of IM GONNA SHIAT IN DA HOUSE

EPIC


EDIT: Im laughing my ass off, and i have terrible stomach pain hahahahaha

 

[Ashish]

unban billy now

 

[Sasha]

good dive by kaka

You're fucken serious? Where do you guys watch the fucked up match??

Not with our lips attached to Kaka's nutsack.

Credit to myself for being so funny.

 

[Petit_Beurre]

Credit to myself for being so funny.

not