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Yes my friend, the Bundesillusions will not continue for much longer. The Bundesdeluded will keep clinging on to their fantasies and Confederation Cups (LOL), but the Bundeslessfuture is already here.

The Bundesliga has peaked and already begun its decline. While the Bundesfodders keep exchanging players between themselves for pathetic amounts of money, the real barons of this world, the Manchesters and England, PSG, Madrid and Barca, the Milanos will carry the footballing world into the future of mega money and galaxy wide stars. Soon the Bundes will lose their CL place to the French and their humiliation will be complete.

Bayern Monaco, such fools. By hiring the ultimate, the UBER Anti-Bundes manager in Ancelotti, they have already signed their death warrant.
They got a lucky break with El Pep (who more or less won their country a World Cup with Low copying his tactics), but they even managed to fuck that up. :lol:

Dortmund have less control over their player's futures than an Eredivisie club. Leipzig is a meme, a fun meme but still a meme. Leverkusen, Wolfsburg, Schalke etc. are embarrassments.

Bundesliga is dead.

You should get back to your Indian ditch, because this absolutely makes no sense at all.

Those 'real barons' you're talking about are the idiots that destroy this game. Splashing 200+ million on spoiled kids. Imagine what these 'real barons' could use the money for instead. Pathetic how you idolize them like a 15 year old schoolgirl who just bought her first backstreet boys cd.

Bayern Munich is a club that refuses to pay these ridiculous amounts of money, while still being able to compete at the highest level. That deserves a lot more respect than these so called pseudo 'big' clubs like City and Chelsea, who waste hundreds of millions every mercato and still can't put some decent shit together. What the fuck are you thinking?

So you think that paying 20-50M euros on a player is a pathetic amount of money? So according to you, it is only normal that clubs spend 100+ or 200+M euros on football players? You're a fucking disgrace.

And how long are you into this game, 3 years? Even under Pep, it was never the real Bayern. The real Bayern was under Heynckes or Hitzfeld, with a real German identity. Pep just brought in some Spanish players with who he tried to copy the tikitaka.

Leipzig is a club that played in 4th division only 5 years ago. You're already bashing a club that just entered his first year ever into the Champions League. And why are you talking about Dortmund's future? They sold their best 4 players to Man City, Man Utd, Barcelona and Bayern Munich. Even now, when they're rebuilding, they can compete with Juve.

Please, stay away from the internet. Your contribution is pathetic.
 
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Hahahah Bayern I hope they lose.

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One thing I love about Carlo being fired is that now I can thoroughly enjoy Bayern being humiliated in Bundesfodder and Europe.
 

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Muller :love:

Back in form after ancelotti's slimey attempt to derail his career.
 

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Muller :love:

Back in form after ancelotti's slimey attempt to derail his career.
I think he attempted to derail Bayern as a whole while there lol. Thankfully they saved themselves and got him out of there.
 

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I think he attempted to derail Bayern as a whole while there lol. Thankfully they saved themselves and got him out of there.

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Entire Germany should celebrate that sacking.

He was almost single-handedly ensuring that half the German squad go into the world cup in poor form. :fp:
 
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