Have Capitao Lugano rate your balls

Senatore_M84

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Threads self explanatory.

I got a few for you....

Gimme some ball ratings for these three-
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And finally since pre-season camp opened yesterday....
Rate Monta Ellis' balls:


2nd in nba in points in the paint and he's only 6ft3. I think he's got big balls.
 

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lol OMG you guys are really serious with this balls thing :D:D:D:tongue:
 

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Fucking boring thread..should be TRASHED!!!!
 

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Which one that have bigger balls n better hair ?

btw OMG Dida pic on 1st post is so badass.

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gtfo :o
 

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Ballack and Nedved should both get a massive balls rating. I miss all-round midfielders. Bring back the Eastern Bloc, please.
 

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Brocchi has a good level of balls. Not high but above average. Too bad his balls aren't enough to overwhelm his lack of technique.

Dida has high level of balls and it's interesting to notice that his kind of balls aren't the same of the ones that we're used to, like Lugano's, Gattuso's and Ambrosini's. Dida's balls are more silent but still, great. He's concentrated for the whole game and never get demotivated. It doesn't matter who's the adversary.

Roque Júnior's balls aren't a problem but it's also not something to praise. 2 Roque Júniors wouldn't form a good defense.

I'll watch the video later but I don't know exactly how to rate the balls of basketball.

Robinho doesn't have balls. He shouldn't even be here.

Ballack has high level of balls but still, I think that his balls are a little overrated.

Pirlo has a nice level of balls but not high. Pirlo's balls are enough to not put in risk his amazing technique and class. But he definitely needs protection of at least one player with high level of balls.

Nedved has high level of balls but the problem is that sometimes he loses his mind and start to be too much agressive. I think that it's fair to say that even though he has great balls, he never had a complete control of them.

Nedved has one of the best hairs in the football. I know that he's not nordic but he looks like a badass viking. Pirlo's hair is too much fashion and gay.

But I'm judging the badassness of their hairs. If you wanna know about the swag of their hairs, ask Congo.
 

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How about these two bast there prime milanistas:

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apparently i've missed something... what prompted this thread?
 

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Capitao's raging balls. :D
 

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I don't know, Capitao doesn't strike me as an expert. He just looks like someone obsessed with balls.
 

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Ballack and Nedved should both get a massive balls rating. I miss all-round midfielders. Bring back the Eastern Bloc, please.

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:D
 

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Leader with big balls or just obsessed mad-man ?

Rate them Capitao.
 

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am i supposed to post a pic of my balls? is that whats going on?
 
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Beckham has above average level of balls but not high.

Rivaldo has high level of balls.

Hugo Chavez has high level of balls. You may disagree with his politics but you gotta have balls to face USA instead of just open your legs and let them fuck you.

I can't say anything about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad without getting banned so I'll just be quiet about it.

Who has the smallest and biggest balls?

Answering that would be like giving an awards to someone and I'm against this kind of shit.

But among the players with the greatest balls there are Lugano, Gattuso, Ambrosini, Maldini, Drogba, Essien, Kuyt, Gerrard, Kaká, Shevchenko, Inzaghi, Cafú, Maicon...

And among the players with the smallest balls there are Robinho, Fernando Torres, Puyol, Oleguer, Xavi, Quaresma, Neymar, Arbeloa, Reyes, Ronaldinho...
 

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my balls are about the size of cranberries
 

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Collor too?

im not sure tbh....ive never seen them...like...uncovered. my balls have never been outside of my scrotum.
i am curious as to what color they are though.
 

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Hugo Chavez has high level of balls. You may disagree with his politics but you gotta have balls to face USA instead of just open your legs and let them fuck you.

I can't say anything about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad without getting banned so I'll just be quiet about it.
Ck, no fun :head::D
Cunts doesn't have balls.

I can;'t top this one liner, so i won't try

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I'm not asking to you two :o

I do agree, but how to explain:




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Gerrard 2006-2008 is awesome.
 

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That's very easy to rate:

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Bebeto have more balls than Batistuta ???
explain.

How about this guy ???
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Have the pussiest kind of phobia though :tongue:
 

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i dunno about balls...but in terms of swag mahmoud is off the charts hi-swag

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