Nutella Count 2013

[nuttela]

de nuttela

1 nutella jar - 750 g - $6.00 - 20% off

Nutella Count 2013 - 12 - 9 KG purchased - $82.22

Here is a few things I should add. The last nutella jar I bought finished some time between April 5-8. My 2 jar a month limit meant that I had to wait till April 15 to purchase a new jar.


Nutella doesn't flow in my bloodstream anymore. This is the first jar I've had in the second quarter of the year. It's weird, I knew I'd feel guilty counting all my Nutella jars this year but it has really made me think twice bout urges.

Maybe next year I should add a Me-time count

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Mars sucks ass. Absolutely despise it unless I'm eating Pods (only one of them this year). The Kit Kat Chunky's with three different insides are 2/3's good 1/3 horrible. I hate the gooey chocolate piece!

 

[Dominate]

82 dollars wtf is wrong with you

you should be spending this on hookers

 

[nuttela]

de nuttela doesn't pay for sex.
de nuttela doesn't know where to get sex
de nuttela is sad

hey dom, when do you think visiting NZ would be a good idea. Summer or Winter?

 

[Dominate]

de nuttela doesn't pay for sex.
de nuttela doesn't know where to get sex
de nuttela is sad

hey dom, when do you think visiting NZ would be a good idea. Summer or Winter?

Hmm up to you
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Summer is good and hot and all that, nice down south

Winter is also good but for the opposite

If you want a scenic visit, winter for sure

If you want a lifestyle visit, summer

 

[nuttela]

Hmm up to you
\
Summer is good and hot and all that, nice down south

Winter is also good but for the opposite

If you want a scenic visit, winter for sure

If you want a lifestyle visit, summer

probably summer i guess. i don't want to purchase ski-gear and stuff and use it only once.

... no bungie jumping. No. None. If you told me that if I bungie jumped somehow Inter would get relegated and Juve would get involved in their own private calciopoli I still won't do it whilst we win CL. I'd skydive yes, not bungie jump

i NEED to go to Dunedin. I want to go to the hospital. and find the nurse in my baby photo

oh shit i don't have the pic with me. mum why you have all my pics for

 

[Dominate]

I see I see

summer it is

 

[jammin]

de nuttela doesn't pay for sex.
de nuttela doesn't know where to get sex
de nuttela is sad

hey dom, when do you think visiting NZ would be a good idea. Summer or Winter?

Never.

 

[AsparagusFC]

82 dollars wtf is wrong with you

you should be spending this on hookers

what kind of hooker you get from 82 dollars??

 

[Jivara]

Mars sucks ass. Absolutely despise it unless I'm eating Pods (only one of them this year). The Kit Kat Chunky's with three different insides are 2/3's good 1/3 horrible. I hate the gooey chocolate piece!

Chunky was a bad idea.. but the worse was when they started that "extra creamy, extra crispy" load of bs... the original was perfect, why's they gotts to go and ruin everything like dat?

 

[jammin]

Step your game up, nuttela!

 

[Pedro]

All bottles are full. He must not like nuttela.

 

[nuttela]

de nuttela

1 nutella jar - 750 g - $6.00 - 20% off

Nutella Count 2013 - 13 - 9.75 KG purchased - $88.22

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@Jivara, they still sell the original one but i just dont like confectionery anymore. I eat Sushi now

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if it wasn't already obvious before, it is now. This thread has reduced nutella consumption by a considerate amount. i used to buy nutella at a rate of every 4 days, now it is 15. so i eat pretty much almost 1/4 of what i usually would of consumed.

if i were the fat fuck the statistics would of shown, i would of eaten 52 jars and spent $344.88 by May 1st. Shiiet

spooning nutella however will continue to be my favourite pasttime in the kitchen. Second is me overkilling pasta or maccaroni with melted cheese

 

[Pipa]

Mac and cheese will make your dick small

Stop now before it's too late

 

[nuttela]

what whyyyyyyyyyyy

i like my penis size

 

[Pedro]

what whyyyyyyyyyyy

i like my penis size

keep it that way stay strong

 

[Ragazza]

a mate baked me a cake todays cos i am like a year older than i was last year

he lives 2 hours away but its the though that counts

this cake is awesome!!

Step your game up, nuttela!

wow are those real nutella jars? i've never seen nutella jars that big...they don't sell them in the US that i've seen anyway. you could practically stick your head in and eat straight from the jar!

 

[nuttela]

that cake was awesome. sadly - i never ate it. still... im sure my mate would of enjoyed it

those jars do exist... they are 5 kg each and are more expensive than getting 5 kg worth of 750g jars.

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the last nutella jar i bought has finished i have to wait for mid may to buy new one. my 1 jar a fortnight rule kills me but it must be done.

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so far i am the only person in the forum to have consumed nutella

 

[derpu]

1 nuttela jar - 375g - S$3.95

 

[Corzioli]

I got me some nutella on Friday (been a while) and so far I'm almost 1/4 through the jar.

1 nutella jar (400g) = N680 = ~US$4.3 (plus customs duties and VAT)


Missed ya buddy. :')



at Google..there's no such thing as 'Nigerian nairas'..plural of 'naira' is 'naira', dimwit algorithms.

 

[nuttela]

omg i forgot to update - its been a day

de nuttela - 1 nutella jar - 750g - $7.59

Nutella Count 2013 - 14 - 10.50 KG purchased - $95.81

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corziii

derp

if you guys are committed, you could beat me. you get an entire month where i will slow down consumption as well so there is potential!

i shall add up the scores.

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fucking nutella finishes in the space of a week, and the other week i have to wait to buy a new one. i think the turning point was when you guys tripped out by my 4 day sprints of a 750g jar. thank you guys

 

[Rickaka]

Nutella is fucking delicious, especially on a warm piece of toast, damn...
Haven't had that shit in aaaggeess tho, since I'm cutting out on the carbs, can't wait to go into bulk-mode..

 

[nuttela]

bulking is good stuff

de nuttela - 2 nutella jars - 2x400g = 800g - $8.00

Nutella Count 2013 - 16 - 11.30 KG purchased - $103.81

reason: Milan got 3rd place, must celebrate.

 

[nuttela]

de nuttela - 1 nutella jar - 750g - $7.59

Nutella Count 2013 - 17 - 12.05 KG purchased - $111.40

it doesn't give me the same joy anymore.

 

[Dominate]

11 kgs of Nutella

I hope like fuck you lift

 

[nuttela]

Weight-wise I was heavier two months ago than now. I was eating often and actually lifting then so it was good. I've lost a bit of weight now and live off less healthy foods. While I shouldn't blame my studies, I've kinda given it a bit too much attention just to set a benchmark I can reflect on later. Winter has also increased my food intake.

Next semester I have a completely different set-up prepared for uni. Definitely one I will prefer when I compare both semesters and choose which to stick with. I'll also compare my marks (even though subjects are different) and see which one is better.

This Nutella count doesn't reflect anything serious - I definitely won't do it next year. It's just a subset of an experimental way of life. It can actually be a control that can show me how I lived my life during 2013.

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See why I am on a 5 game winning streak in mafia games

 

[Rickaka]

12 kg of nutella in 6 months is sick brah.
You can stay lean with eating shit like nutella tho.
If it fits your macro's made my eating lifestyle so much more flexible.
Eat shit like Nutella and get ripped at the same time? Hell yeah I'm in for that

 

[nuttela]

It's been over two weeks... Exams + travel made me cut down

But I purchased a 1 kg Nutella jar for $8.49. It's winter so the Nutella is hard

I'll edit properly when I get back home in a few weeks

 

[Dominate]

diabetic australian

 

[nuttela]

Man people tell me I'm too skinny. I don't eat Nutella anywhere near as much as I did over the years neither do I indulge in it like it's the only food on earth. I just document it and am more open than others.

I pat myself on the back for the positive strides I've made this year.

 

[joyrider]

any diabetis or high cholesterol yet?