Official: Zlatan Ibrahimović Thread II

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Choke on a dick - if you can't recognize how devastating PSG can be, then please. Just choke.

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PASTORE :lol::lol: I only watched second half but seriously, two great chances in a row and he misses both (first got blocked though). Apparently even more chances in first half.

They got countered beautifully (also, 1-0 was due to Pastore losing the ball). You have to wonder if he'll ever repair his confidence..not in PSG..

Great crowd as well.

Pastore is a horrible player and he should have his feet removed. However he was subbed in the second half for Rabiot who didn´t have his greatest day either. Worst player on the pitch imo was Menez, no sight, awfull decisionmaking... I´m lost for words.
 

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I caught the last 20min of this game..What did he yell at the ref after he scored? lulz
 

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So, Goodfella, what do you think about the Ibra + Cavani partnership? :D
 

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this is still my favorite :D
 

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Are there more? That stuff is hilarious :lol:
 
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wasn't there a gif of a british guy making a big nose gesture to him last season
 

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Choke on a dick - if you can't recognize how devastating PSG can be, then please. Just choke.

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PASTORE :lol::lol: I only watched second half but seriously, two great chances in a row and he misses both (first got blocked though). Apparently even more chances in first half.

They got countered beautifully (also, 1-0 was due to Pastore losing the ball). You have to wonder if he'll ever repair his confidence..not in PSG..

Great crowd as well.

wtf?
you ******ed piece of shit, what's wrong with you?
 

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So, Goodfella, what do you think about the Ibra + Cavani partnership? :D

PSG are being saved by C&Z's efficiency as goal scorers and their fodder opponents' inefficiency, because they still can't control games and still don't look well-organized, which has a lot to do with C&Z. That might not stop them from winning Fodder uhhhnn, but it'll be exposed and exploited when they face teams who don't need 15 chances to score once. And games like the one against Evian will continue to occur.
 

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PSG are being saved by C&Z's efficiency as goal scorers and their fodder opponents' inefficiency, because they still can't control games and still don't look well-organized, which has a lot to do with C&Z. That might not stop them from winning Fodder uhhhnn, but it'll be exposed and exploited when they face teams who don't need 15 chances to score once. And games like the one against Evian will continue to occur.

Cant controle games? You obviously havent been watching psg much.

Games like evian will continue to occur? You mean like once every 30 games or so they will loose a game? Yeah that never happens to the really good sides..
 

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Cant controle games? You obviously havent been watching psg much.

Games like evian will continue to occur? You mean like once every 30 games or so they will loose a game? Yeah that never happens to the really good sides..

Yes. They are conceding too many shots and not dominating games the way top top teams do. They've over-relied on Z & C's finishing. They usually get away with it against Reims and Anderlecht, but won't against Real Madrid or City and didn't against Monaco.
 

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Stats on shots from opposing team show that:

Juve allows 8 per game. Blocks 1 shot per game
Bayern allows 8 per game. Blocks 2 shots per game
Dortmund allows 9 per game. Blocks 2 shots per game
Psg allows 10 per game Blocks 3 shots per game
Barca allows 10 per game. Blocks 2 shots per game
City allows 10 per game. Blocks 2 shots per game
United allows 11 per game. Blocks 2 shots per game
Madrid allows 12 per game. Blocks 2 shots per game
Napoli allows 13 per game. Blocks 3 shots per game


That you think something does not make it so. If you watched them you would c they are dominating ALOT. Maybe you think thats because of ligue 1s opposition but thats a completely different thing. Stats show they are not worse than other strong teams in this department.
 

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Stats on shots from opposing team show that:

Juve allows 8 per game. Blocks 1 shot per game
Bayern allows 8 per game. Blocks 2 shots per game
Dortmund allows 9 per game. Blocks 2 shots per game
Psg allows 10 per game Blocks 3 shots per game
Barca allows 10 per game. Blocks 2 shots per game
City allows 10 per game. Blocks 2 shots per game
United allows 11 per game. Blocks 2 shots per game
Madrid allows 12 per game. Blocks 2 shots per game
Napoli allows 13 per game. Blocks 3 shots per game


That you think something does not make it so. If you watched them you would c they are dominating ALOT. Maybe you think thats because of ligue 1s opposition but thats a completely different thing. Stats show they are not worse than other strong teams in this department.

Yes, Barca, RM and Manure do have similar problems.
But in Barca's case they have Messi who is the best finisher in the world and when they shoot, it's usually from a clearcut chance.

RM fire more shots than PSG and obviously haven't been that great either this season.

Manure are shit and can no longer rely on RVP & Rooney. They aren't a top team.

Napoli isn't a top top team.
 

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The fact few big clubs have been convincing this season is their big chance.
 

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PSG are being saved by C&Z's efficiency as goal scorers and their fodder opponents' inefficiency, because they still can't control games and still don't look well-organized, which has a lot to do with C&Z. That might not stop them from winning Fodder uhhhnn, but it'll be exposed and exploited when they face teams who don't need 15 chances to score once. And games like the one against Evian will continue to occur.

Yup, you haven't watched a lot of PSG games...
 

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Yes. They are conceding too many shots and not dominating games the way top top teams do. They've over-relied on Z & C's finishing. They usually get away with it against Reims and Anderlecht, but won't against Real Madrid or City and didn't against Monaco.

Never read so many funny posts lately here, it seems that you want to criticise, but have no facts . If you don't have a point to make, then don't bother to write, cause its just embarrassing. Usually if you discuss a subject that you don't know much about, then it will end badly.

Isn't that why they bought them? Because they are the "finishers"? Or the other top teams in the world aren't over-relied on their top scorers? Every team have players they over-rely on, if you pick those players out, then the teams wouldn't win games after games.. it is possible that they would win some games now and then.

And ike others have mentioned you haven't watched many PSG games... Even when they where unorganized last season, Barca couldn't beat them. Lets see how they will stand against stronger opponents this season.
 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's see if they can even manage to beat Lille, who aren't even that good.
 

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