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MilanoMichael said:
Do it! Doooooooo Itttt! :D

Calum1903 said:
I would enjoy that.

You should set your sights on Stilian Petrov though - I think he'd be co-operative...


Well, due to popular demand i've created a thread, in which we can discuss our "man crushes", we all have them, dru with Amauri for example. :D

So, who's yours? Mine of course being Martin Laursen.


Stillian probably is quite co-operative but, being co-operative would ruin the thrill of the chase. :tongue:
 

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Simone Perrotta during the 2006 World Cup created a slight stirring in my pantaloons. Those sideburns! :eek: :D
 

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i can't believe this is happening.
Although i did watch a few brazil games in the mid/late 90s to watch Roberto Carlos's bulging thighs and nothing else. It was pure platonic muscular appreciation though :D
 

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They're not my crushes (I'm not gay), I don't scream their name while masturbating, but I can name some of the footballers where I think they would easily attract girls even if they were not famous.

Bojinov, Mutu, Ljungberg, Cannavaro, Mexes.
 

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Jankulovski,Xavi and Frey. :D:D :tongue:
 

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man above man above me:

it's ok you can tell us how you really feel about them....we won't tell :D :D

lolzzzz this thread is hillarious...I knew I should have kept that Amauri comment to myself :D But whatever, the guy is hot and I'm confident in my sexuality and know that any club I go to, I'll NEVER see Giancarlo because it'll have be loaded with chicks/women/bitches however you call them.

Oh and the majority of us have viewed EVERY page in the sexiest girls thread it's not like THAT is ever in danger for a silly one like this one.
 

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What the fuck!!!!
Armageddon is near :head:
 

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Wild said:
What the fuck!!!!
Armageddon is near :head:
LOL
Dont worry, this is all a trap for the girls to open a thread in which they talk about other girls that they think are sexy. This thread is going to be worth it when that one opens up :D
 

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radioactivenerd said:
LOL
Dont worry, this is all a trap for the girls to open a thread in which they talk about other girls that they think are sexy. This thread is going to be worth it when that one opens up :D
Armageddon wont seems a bad idea if that happened :
PS : check the liga thread coz am about 2 buwahahahahhhhhhh ur Vaselincia :tongue:
 

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Wild said:
Armageddon wont seems a bad idea if that happened :
PS : check the liga thread coz am about 2 buwahahahahhhhhhh ur Vaselincia :tongue:
fuck espanyol. and you have two posts in here, but without appreciating a single male in the footballing world. i think u need to confirm to the rules of the thread and pick a footballer.
 

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radioactivenerd said:
fuck espanyol. and you have two posts in here, but without appreciating a single male in the footballing world. i think u need to confirm to the rules of the thread and pick a footballer.
Its the last 1 in my favorite list :D
 

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Wild said:
Its the last 1 in my favorite list :D
so u'd like her with a penis? :D
 

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drucurl said:
Oh and the majority of us have viewed EVERY page in the sexiest girls thread it's not like THAT is ever in danger for a silly one like this one.

that thread has turned me onto some hidden beauties i was unaware of :-)



radioactivenerd said:
i can't believe this is happening.
Although i did watch a few brazil games in the mid/late 90s to watch Roberto Carlos's bulging thighs and nothing else. It was pure platonic muscular appreciation though :D

best comment ever


ps dru, amauri, overrated with that dumb dirty goatee.... he looks like an american construction worker (minus 50 lbs). However i do have a confession, ive asked my girlfriend why her hair isnt as soft and smooth as camorenesi's....
 

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Camoranesi looks like an ape.
 

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Milano84 said:
ps dru, amauri, overrated with that dumb dirty goatee
Add a snow cap, and he looks like Wild
:D
 

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Milano84 said:
However i do have a confession, ive asked my girlfriend why her hair isnt as soft and smooth as camorenesi's....
please, camoranesi tops the list of omfg-how-ugly-can-someone-be footballers, along with materazzi and both scarfaces.
 

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radioactivenerd said:
i can't believe this is happening.
Although i did watch a few brazil games in the mid/late 90s to watch Roberto Carlos's bulging thighs and nothing else. It was pure platonic muscular appreciation though :D


Jeeeeesus min! I actually snorted with laughter at that, it was terribly inelegant. I hope you're happy! :tongue:
 

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radioactivenerd said:
please, camoranesi tops the list of omfg-how-ugly-can-someone-be footballers, along with materazzi and both scarfaces.


Ribery and?
 

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radioactivenerd said:
please, camoranesi tops the list of omfg-how-ugly-can-someone-be footballers, along with materazzi and both scarfaces.

but he has better hair than 99.9% of women


i wonder what conditioner he uses
 

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radioactivenerd said:
LOL
Dont worry, this is all a trap for the girls to open a thread in which they talk about other girls that they think are sexy. This thread is going to be worth it when that one opens up :D
:head: you HAD to give it away......now we'll never hear about Beemer's undying love for Johanna Almgren :mad:
 

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Milano84 said:
i wonder what conditioner he uses
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL1!!!!! im actually laughing out loud at this one hahahahahahahaha

this is getting a bit too much...i think im going to retire from this thread and go pump some iron and eat a dead animal to feel better about myself! :D
 

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Milano84 said:
but he has better hair than 99.9% of women


i wonder what conditioner he uses
llloooooolllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
:D any gayer milano, and you'd be walking around with bleached tips :eek:
 

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Calum1903 said:
Jeeeeesus min! I actually snorted with laughter at that, it was terribly inelegant. I hope you're happy! :tongue:
he claims it was the thighs he was watching but c'mon when is the last time you ever heard about the thighs bulging? we all know what he was looking at :o
:D
 

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drucurl said:
he claims it was the thighs he was watching but c'mon when is the last time you ever heard about the thighs bulging? we all know what he was looking at :o
:D
ahahahaha :D
 

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Aberdeen's Lee Miller. Highlighted hair (a la Giancarlo :tongue: ), Berbatov style hairband/string thing, best striker we've had in years - he's got it all...except pace.
 

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not really man love, but zambrotta's expression cracks me up. 1 of the largest shit eating grins about his wife's 'personalitities' ive ever seen
 
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