The Rumour Commode XL: Salat Makers

[Cloren]

half of the people thumbing this should be ashamed

Some of them started the Tata scapegoat trend after all

 

[Curupira]

I’m sick and tired of these clowns using Tata as a scapegoat when they have not been delivering themselves. Gtfo. I don’t care how bad Tata has been (he wasn’t yesterday fyi), you guys are also underperforming. Stop pointing fingers at him. It’s tiring

Fans who do that is also tiring by the way, Tata is not perfect and has many flaws of course, but scapegoating him ignores our real issues at hand, which are many. Those issues can’t be ignored.

But but but, they respect him so little they shot directly on corners

 

[Kmoney]

433 you say?

#Pioli : "Definitely a 3-man defense in the next few weeks, then we'll see in the offensive phase. The game plan was to wait for Inter in their own half, but then once we had the ball we had to take some positions to get the team up and this didn't he succeeded" #intermilan

Wow. Admitted he parked the bus against the “mighty” inter

 

[Curupira]

i blame positivity force for this behaviour

Statistically, Sportiello would have had significant better chance to save that goal yesterday

 

[Berlusconi]

If we don't beat Torino, and then lose to Tottenham (lol based on our current gameplay I'm scared) then the line 10000% has to be drawn. It's bad enough as it is. Another game where some players look disinterested or disheartened on the pitch. When your coach is primarily known as a motivator and can't even do that, what is the point? The change in formation doesn't help when you pick some of the worst possible players to fit it.

The January AC Milan will make Harry Kane look like fucking prime Van Basten

if he has 10 shots on target in 2 games, he will score 8 against Tata

 

[theduck7]

I’m sick and tired of these clowns using Tata as a scapegoat when they have not been delivering themselves. Gtfo. I don’t care how bad Tata has been (he wasn’t yesterday fyi), you guys are also underperforming. Stop pointing fingers at him. It’s tiring

Fans who do that is also tiring by the way, Tata is not perfect and has many flaws of course, but scapegoating him ignores our real issues at hand, which are many. Those issues can’t be ignored.

No one will ever convince me that this guy is a good keeper unfortunately but I do agree he's not the only problem

 

[Kmoney]

Any coach who plays Calabria Aa wingback, Messias as CM, and Gabbia as a CB is clearly not thinking straight. If Maldini doesn’t sack Pioli and we miss top 4, he deserves to be fired as well

Choosing the right coach is a key part of a TD’s job

 

[Cloren]

No one will ever convince me that this guy is a good keeper unfortunately but I do agree he's not the only problem

He’s an atrocious keeper.

But our defence is in shambles. Big Mike hide so many of our flaws defensively. He’s world class.

 

[Curupira]

Positivity force going all out on Pioli

Kind of running out of excuses to shift the blame on Tata.

Padre must be sacrificed to protect Paolo

 

[Curupira]

I don't have anything against 3 CB's man formation per se either but, fucking Messi ass as midfielder? Origi-Giroud upfront, with zero creativity in the mid?


And what was our plan, to defend and play on the counter with fucking Giroud? Brilliant.


The worst thing is that we didn't even defend that well, although we conceded "only" one goal, but Inter put a lot of pressure on us and easily created chances whole game (especially in the first half).

Or score off set piece. If Messias is sitting on shoulder of the box, he can bury a curler if he’s in the right place.

I’ve said it a few matches back, Pioli’s ideas is to throw players who can individually make a difference in a formation that leaks less goal, cohesion has been out of the mind for quite some times now

 

[theduck7]

He’s an atrocious keeper.

But our defence is in shambles. Big Mike hide so many of our flaws defensively. He’s world class.

Kjaer, Tomori, Kalulu, Calabria and Theo all guilty of poor play and well Gabbia you know what you get. I see positive signs from Thiaw tho-needs more game time

 

[Curupira]

The signs were there last season too.

Everyone and their mother could make out that we were heavily dependant on our left side. That more often than not we were being bailed out by individual brilliance. I mean, what attacking patterns did we have?

Our entire gameplan depended on heavy pressing and countering. Easy to do when you have someone like Kessie in the midfield protecting the defense.

Also, it was pretty obvious that our main advantage was our pace, which is pretty key in a slow league such as Serie A.

But the thing is, all the above made this team and Pioli pretty easy to figure out also. And now when he has been figured out, the dude has zero clue how to adapt. It showe last season in Europe and its shown this season quite clearly.

I mean he’s shown this with his last 3 clubs.

People were eager to dismiss it as a “trope” earlier this season…

 

[Curupira]

Who hasn't been figured out though, its not like your career automatically ends after "being found out". If that was the case there wouldn't be a lot of coaching staff left. Gasp as an obvious example has been found out a long time ago, got schooled sometimes but overall still is an effective coach. Same for Klopp, Guardiola etc.

A lot of coaches hasn’t been fired from 3 other clubs following the exact same type of form.

Was Guardiola or Klopp fired from their previous clubs for showing the exact same form that they aren’t able to correct? What about Gasperini?

 

[brk]

 

[Curupira]

Milan shouldn't continue with redbird. give us some real owners.

Where the fuck is dubai, qatar, saudi or whatever crack Boehly is on, we need real money. Fuck everything else.

In the EPL

 

[Curupira]

Pioli is absolutely killing me. The guy is stubborn af but when he finally decides to change something he makes it even worse. Why can't he just field this line-up at least once:
--------------------------------Maignan---------------------------
Kalulu--------------Thiaw----------------Tomori-------------Theo
--------Tonali-----------------Bennacer---------------Adli--------
-----CDK----------------------Giroud------------------Leao------

It may not work, but at least on paper it looks much better than the super ineffective 4231.

Because Bennacer is absolute trash as cdm.

 

[Curupira]

Any coach who plays Calabria Aa wingback, Messias as CM, and Gabbia as a CB is clearly not thinking straight. If Maldini doesn’t sack Pioli and we miss top 4, he deserves to be fired as well

Choosing the right coach is a key part of a TD’s job

He chose Giampaolo and wasn’t fired

Maldino is here to stay, so it’s in our best interest he learns from this

 

[fo shizzle]

Some light needs to be shed on this. If there is a locker room problem, why isn’t Maldini acting on it and getting rid of Pioli? Is this a joke or what? Wake the fuck up

So Pioli has lost the most important players in the teams in terms of market value and quality: Theo and Leao. And Tonali - who wants to finish his career at Milan - also looks like guy who has lost interest. Since Pioli isnt Alex Ferguson I am guessing this means, he is out the door very soon.

 

[MilanBG]

Some light needs to be shed on this. If there is a locker room problem, why isn’t Maldini acting on it and getting rid of Pioli? Is this a joke or what? Wake the fuck up

We don't need light at all. Theo missed a game due to 'fatigue'. Literally the next day he took part in the training. Then we all saw the video of Theo 'defending' against Sassuolo. Now this. Theo and Pioli had a huge argument. You don't need to be in the kitchen of the team to know it.
Add to this the lifeless performances in 2023 of Tonali, Leao and Kalulu and you can be sure that the players want him gone.

Just see their body language in games. Even the biggest cunts we have (Tonali and Theo) don't even try to irritate the opponent any more. Yesterday we saw countless episodes of our players giving/receiving helping hands to/from merda players like they were in a charity game. Last season Tonali was ready to eat alive anybody approaching his team mates on the ground. Yesterday they were close to making out with Barella.

Rafa seems uninterested, Kalulu looks like a teenager in love, Tomori regressed with crazy proportions, Calabria looks worse than Mesbah, Theo is not even trying to attack, even Brahim lost his flair. I never liked him as a player, but I can't deny that his desire was always present and he was always trying to inject energy in our gameplay. Alexis doesn't even run like a headless chicken anymore. No sign of the universal warriors like Krunic and Kjaer. Bennacer also doesn't look great, although he is still looking kind of normal.

None of these players is performing even close to the level of April-May 2022. it was only 7-8 months ago when they were ready to die on the field. Now they seems like office workers of an insurance company.

 

[ibelongtomilan]

Its time to snatch Pep, get us a real bald coach for once

 

[MilanBG]

Because Bennacer is absolute trash as cdm.

While he is kicking ass as part of the double pivot...

 

[Curupira]

While he is kicking ass as part of the double pivot...

First of, yes he has been “kicking ass” and collecting yellow cards then getting made to look like an amateur on defensive plays.

Surprisingly enough, he’s even more shit as the solo cdm in a 3 man mid, Biglia was preferred to him

 

[leaf]

We are all OnlyFans

Previous commode

Fuck you for preempting my ability to post on page 1488

 

[Cloren]

Hello guys, any updates?

Has Pioli been fired yet?

 

[Curupira]

Hello guys, any updates?

Has Pioli been fired yet?

Once we out of UCL and slip further down in the league, there will be a chance

Right now, history-making Scudetto is still enough to save him

 

[AC_Wesley]

Fuck you for preempting my ability to post on page 1488

 

[Curupira]

Its time to snatch Pep, get us a real bald coach for once

We didn’t even want to pay for Spalletti

That’s how we ended up with Padre, the discount bald man

 

[Raz]

Call out Pioli, Maldini, Masarra, the players, the fitness and medical staff...
Nothing's gonna change until we get serious owners ready to invest big money on the right transfers.
Fuck anything else

 

[MilanBG]

First of, yes he has been “kicking ass” and collecting yellow cards then getting made to look like an amateur on defensive plays.

Surprisingly enough, he’s even more shit as the solo cdm in a 3 man mid, Biglia was preferred to him

I can't say you are wrong, but that was 3 years ago under another dumb Italian coach. Even if it doesn't work out, it can't be worse than the usual midfield performance we give.

 

[Cloren]

How long will Maldini let Pioli leave off the scudetto?!!! Maldini I’m losing a lot of faith in him as well. He lost the fucking locker room. Fire him already. Do you want to wait for Spurs to humiliate us for you take fucking action? We can still salvage top 4. Get your shit together PAUL!