The Rumour Commode XL: Salat Makers

[Allan_Sombrero]

I never thought I would say this...but if Pep leaves Man City we need to scoop him up.

No more Pioli

 

[leaf]

They won’t post their Italian stallions like Calabria, Gabbia, Tonali in a graphic for a while with Pioli coz we ain’t winning shit with that shit coach. Probably going to end up posting Kalulu, Leao, Bennacer, Vranckx, Origi and Messias huddling with Mike and Tomori in the bench for the next CL game.

They seem to not put Giroud or Theo on losses either

 

[taura]

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These player are all out of contract in summer. If we have no money, why Maldini doesnt took a look at some of these players for the summer ?
I mean Firmino - Thuram - Laimer - Asensio - Ndicka - Soyuncu

More than half are gone. Firmino is extending, half of Europe is after Thuram, Laimer already signed with Bayern, Asensio is Suso 2.0, Soyuncu is off to Atleti, Tielemans will probably stay in epl..Ndicka is an interesting choice, maybe Kamada so some people here can jizz all over the place

 

[Curupira]

My only justification was that the takeover froze the summer market. But I’m completely dumbfounded as to why we didn’t intervene in January.

A backup GK and a DM at the very least would have taken this team a long way

I’m as dumbfounded as you at this point

Only explanation is they hate Pioli and want him the fuck out.

 

[Master Smurf]

Maldini wanna pay Leao 8m, so I think we do have money.

You forgetting agents commission - we don't like those either.

 

[Master Smurf]

They seem to not put Giroud or Theo on losses either

Have no fear @Qaas is on the job

 

[Curupira]

There was so much shit talking about Bonera in this place, but if this was ten years ago he would start immediately for us. How the times change.

Bonera > Calabria. Even as a full back

 

[Curupira]

Milan from now on is focused on defence. With Pioli we will become fortress . Just don't expect nothing from this season. This is birth of defansive Milan.

Defensive, but can’t defend set pieces

 

[Swagotelli]

I never thought I would say this...but if Pep leaves Man City we need to scoop him up.

No more Pioli

Yes, pep would totally come to a broke ass club

 

[Swagotelli]

They seem to not put Giroud or Theo on losses either

Il racisto

 

[Master Smurf]

Yes, pep would totally come to a broke ass club

We can offer him the chance to rebuild his image ....if he can win without being bankrolled then he will finally achieve GOAT status!!!

Take on the challenge Pep

 

[Master Smurf]

Bonera > Calabria. Even as a full back

Bonera is a slightly better Gabbia

 

[Hitchens]

I hope we can sign Ndicka in this commode.

 

[Hugh Janus]

 

[Hugh Janus]

 

[Panache]

Not a good sign. Leao probably won't renew if he keeps scapegoating him.

But damn bro, you couldn't resize that? That screenshot is almost as huge as your anus.

 

[milanator]

Imo Leao should usually play because of obvious quality, but the state of the contract extension must not be a reason to play him or not play him.

 

[Qaas]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

[Hugh Janus]

Not a good sign. Leao probably won't renew if he keeps scapegoating him.

But damn bro, you couldn't resize that? That screenshot is almost as huge as your anus.

sorry bro next time i make sure i resize it

 

[leaf]

I don't get it.
It seems to imply that Leao is being supportive of Pioli.
Am I getting it wrong

 

[Omer]

I am forcing myself to believe it. We do have the money. It's a fact. Either Gerry is r.etarded or we have some restrictions. I choose to believe that a person who made billions by himself can't be that stupid.

Billions?? Cardinale is supposed to have a net worth of 200 mil. That's what CR7 makes in a year now!

 

[Panache]

I don't get it.
It seems to imply that Leao is being supportive of Pioli.
Am I getting it wrong

I understood it as Leao liking an article calling Pioli a flop and criticizing his decision to bench Leao

 

[MilanFan89]

Pioli putting probably one of our best players on the bench, then plays 352 with Messias as cm, calabria as rwb, and Gabbia as defender. Where is even the logic ?
Man even my 60 year old neighbour who knows nothing about football can field a better team.

 

[leaf]

I never thought I would say this...but if Pep leaves Man City we need to scoop him up.

No more Pioli

So a girl who looks like Anjelica Ebbi's identical twin sister is going to walk up to me and tell me that she is a big fan of me and my humor and has been craving my cock for over a decade.

Just as I was pondering my response to this she hands me a signed and dated consent form from my wife with an end note that I deserve this as the best husband ever and once I get it all out of my system, she'll join us with a Brazilian girl she knows I'll like...



The above scenario will happen as detailed to me about twice in this month of February 2023 before Pep comes to Milan

 

[Allan_Sombrero]

Yes, pep would totally come to a broke ass club

So a girl who looks like Anjelica Ebbi's identical twin sister is going to walk up to me and tell me that she is a big fan of me and my humor and has been craving my cock for over a decade.

Just as I was pondering my response to this she hands me a signed and dated consent form from my wife with an end note that I deserve this as the best husband ever and once I get it all out of my system, she'll join us with a Brazilian girl she knows I'll like...



The above scenario will happen as detailed to me about twice in this month of February 2023 before Pep comes to Milan

It's either jail or broke Milan

Make your choice Pep and Leaf's wife

 

[Fusiproe12]

Theo Hernandez 0:34
Just walking

Sell and buy Carlos Augusto

 

[rossonero1]

De Zerbi has 13m release clause so you can cross him off the list

 

[Dokoa]

Pep in his latest interview said that he’d love to coach Jr. Messias

 

[rossonero1]

Pep in his latest interview said that he’d love to coach Jr. Messias

I think you read it wrong. He’d love to coach Messi again.

 

[milanator]

Pochettino makes the most sense out of the free bigger names.