The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[Cloren]

Watching this

This moment gave me actual ptsd
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fucking oaf

Giroud was doing us a favour there though. He intentionally missed that so Pioli could have gotten fired after another consecutive defeat but he didn’t expect Maldini to be so sentimental and still back Pioli after that horror January period. That’s why the next game he made up for it and gave us 3 points singlehandedly vs Torino

And tbh ngl I was expecting Pioli to get sacked after the derby game actually lol, thought that nonsense lineup and match would have been the last straw

 

[MilanBG]

I had some type of vision or premonition last night in my sleep..I was visiting the hq of inter and met with a female member of the moratti family who gave me a tour of the facility. I won’t go in to much detail but something catastrophic to the building happened

You bombed their toilet with merda?

 

[Super22]

Leao is HIM fyi

see this and get hyped boys

It’s time to believe

Inter will tactical foul him every time he starts running. Be prepared Leao and expect no help from the referee tonight.

 

[Congo Powers]

No I didn’t do anything I just witnessed

 

[Cloren]

 

[sheva]

While it’s perfectly fine that coaches want to wear suit and tie for football matches, I also do wonder why do they do it, for me Pioli’s attire makes more sense, especially when it’s hotter now. Wear more comfortable clothes while coaching. I agree that suit and tie looks pretty professional so I get it, but I also think Pioli’s comfortable clothing is pretty good. I’d prefer to wear his type in that position tbh

exactly, do we want inzaghi's sweat wrinkles on full display? bad pr for offwhite

 

[Neruda2.0]

It’s soon time. I’m not nervous at all, maybe because we have “nothing to lose” and all to gain in case of a miracle.

Realistically, that team is the worst matchup for us…but it’s a football match, and anything can happen.

Forza Milan !

seen this from many posters ... but imagine just imagine that they could simply be a better team than us ? is it possible ?

 

[sheva]

i would suggest toning down the hype for tonight.. didn't work out so well last time

 

[Samaldinho]

seen this from many posters ... but imagine just imagine that they could simply be a better team than us ? is it possible ?

Are we a better team than Napoli?

 

[Tantalis]

seen this from many posters ... but imagine just imagine that they could simply be a better team than us ? is it possible ?

Do you even sun your butthole?

 

[Neruda2.0]

Are we a better team than Napoli?

yes

 

[Neruda2.0]

Do you even sun your butthole?

twice on sunday

 

[Tantalis]

i would suggest toning down the hype for tonight.. didn't work out so well last time

Have some fun dude

 

[Tantalis]

twice on sunday

Before and after church. God is pleased

 

[MilanBG]

I can't see us advancing at all. I actually expect a massive stinker
#betapony

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

twice on sunday

I don't wish a light dose of anal skin cancer on many folk, but...

@Tantalis is that too far?

I mean like not the "c" that kills, just the kind that makes you bald and think about what you're doing with you life... That kind.

 

[sheva]

At least Conte would cure the injury bug in this squad

Inter still benefits from it years later

isn't his core fitness team still at inter? i also remember son injured for a lengthy period this season

 

[Tantalis]

I can't see us advancing at all. I actually expect a massive stinker
#betapony

Isn't that just a brony? Take off your blinders

besides ponies grow up to become stallions

 

[Tantalis]

I don't wish a light dose of anal skin cancer on many folk, but...

@Tantalis is that too far?

I mean like not the "c" that kills, just the kind that makes you bald and think about what you're doing with you life... That kind.

Nothing cancerous about a sunkissed butthole.

 

[sheva]

Bennacer will be out 6 months then when he comes back he'll probably want to go play in the AFCON next January. You won't see him until some time in early 2024.

any chance to get a return on him is a blessed one, he can play 3 afcon's in a row if that means someone could activate his release clause

because they sure won't with his milan performances

 

[Dokoa]

Are we winning tonight or not?

 

[sheva]

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We going shopping now. City is full of ugly merda fans singing. Disgusting.

what are those stickers on the milan store front? very unserious

 

[sheva]

Giroud was doing us a favour there though. He intentionally missed that so Pioli could have gotten fired after another consecutive defeat but he didn’t expect Maldini to be so sentimental and still back Pioli after that horror January period. That’s why the next game he made up for it and gave us 3 points singlehandedly vs Torino

And tbh ngl I was expecting Pioli to get sacked after the derby game actually lol, thought that nonsense lineup and match would have been the last straw

giroud using all means possible not to get overplayed and being run to the ground

i can respect that

 

[Neruda2.0]

I can't see us advancing at all. I actually expect a massive stinker
#betapony

we would be lucky to score 1 goal and not concede.

 

[Milan10]

I didn’t notice this.

Does this mean we won’t see Theo shithouse tonight?

I’m afraid we kinda need Theo be at his cunt best behaviour though? You need to be all cunt tonight Theo please…

And I’m saying this as a guy that generally isn’t the biggest fan of shithousery but fuck me we need to do anything to win.

I need the fucking win tonight ffs, I don’t care how or what needs to be done to achieve that.

He tried his shithousery in the first leg and Inter was clearly well prepared to not engage with him.

Tonight, we need Theo to bomb forward and score/create a goal or 2.

 

[Tantalis]

@Fabio we need an update

 

[Milan10]

Do you even sun your butthole?

Is this… is this something I should be doing?

 

[Milan10]

I don't wish a light dose of anal skin cancer on many folk, but...

@Tantalis is that too far?

I mean like not the "c" that kills, just the kind that makes you bald and think about what you're doing with you life... That kind.

A fate worse than death.

 

[Tantalis]

Is this… is this something I should be doing?

do you think god made adam and eve naked to not look at their buttholes?

 

[Milan10]

do you think god made adam and eve naked to not look at their buttholes?

I’m a well groomed man I just didn’t know I needed to be sunning my bung.