The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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DonSilvio

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are you guys ready to see inter with second star?
They're on a run and things are clicking everywhere. All that with +2 at the top. They will invariably hit the in-season rough patch and we'll see how they handle it. Juventus is the favorite since despite their garbage football all they do is win.
 

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Why are we not all over this? What is the point of having Moncada making decisions when gems (apparently) like this are available for 10 m and we are not even part of the discussion?

b-b-but maldini denied us from having enzo, kolo muani and alvarez.
haven't you seen what great talents have we signed since maldini left, like pellegrino, romero, and cuckwueze? future ballon d'ors, no doubt
 

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Atalanta play some sort of full press-man marking system, which is tailor-made for our dribblers + Theo to make numerical advantages all over the pitch and rape them.

I'm surprised Zapata ended in Torino, he'd be great leading our line, Inter tried for him a year ago, Atalanta wanted something like 30+ mil. He's still quite fast, but his injury proneness + Pioli... Mama mia...

P.S. CDK just squandered a great chance.
 

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What has made this bald clown so arrogant my god

I used to really love Pioli precisely because he was so humble. One title and he turns into a monster.
Cry

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Mike always looks so badass

 

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Why is leao wearing a dress here:

A lot of fashion designers have been trying to make variations of skirts become a thing, Marc Jacobs tried in like 2012. When designers get lazy they try it out, acting like its some subversive thing when various cultures from Scots to Somalis, Indonesians to Arabs, Japanese to the Balkans--there are various societies where men wear things that would be deemed "skirts" or whatever.
 

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Why are we not all over this? What is the point of having Moncada making decisions when gems (apparently) like this are available for 10 m and we are not even part of the discussion?
He is waiting for an email reply from Furlani on his 35 page scout report of this kid.
 

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too many great players to list but if pushed all time favorite player: Maldini

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Why are we not all over this? What is the point of having Moncada making decisions when gems (apparently) like this are available for 10 m and we are not even part of the discussion?

Reality is we have no chance against benfica just like with Enzo. That club is good stepping stone for players looking to go to bigger clubs. They can get playing time and know they will be sold as soon as a good offer comes by.
 

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Leao with some heartening statements.
 

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Why is leao wearing a dress here:

like wot Paul Ince once said (jesse lingard), 'yr too shit to have yr own clothing line.'
rafa isnt good enough to be doing wotever the feck he's doing in this clip
 
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Sky is reporting krunic refused to warm up during the match day over the weekend. Who would have known: first one to publicly stand up against pioli is his favourite boy…

Who the fuck does he think he is lmao.

Pioli gave him him a career, guy should worship him because no one other coach bar Ismail Kartar would rate him that much and give him such importance. The nerve
 

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Europa league isn’t for milan and milan isn’t for europa league… ffs seville, juve and inter are that competition’s most successful clubs
It’s 2023/2024 not 2003/2004 or 2004/2005 when we could blitz any team that existed in Europe and we went into virtually every European game as favorites or heavy favorites except maybe against the galacticos
 

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Our chance to win against Newcastle are pretty high since they have to play 2 away games in PL before (Everton, Tottenham)

Forza BVB
 
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