The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

[IL-Capitano]

It was disappointing to see him walk as a player. It was insulting to see him walk as a person. Moving to our arch rivals, with a minimally bigger wage, and then acting as though he was aggrieved by us. Fucking pitiful. Just unforgivable. He's a bitch. I dunno if the drama was that his wife was cheating on him or what, but since he's a cuck ass twat I wouldn't be surprised. No excuse for his decision to leave us, no matter how good of a player he's finally become.

People can see his value but still think he's a shit human as well.

Plus he blatantly wanted to make a point and twist a knife.

I'd dare say that's what most folk take umbrage at... And he did coast here for a while.

But he would be VERY useful to us in his current form. He's obviously a very emotional guy that needs importance placed on him... At the time we seemingly were the club for him nor did we place enough value in him.

Hakan grew as a player in his final season at Milan he should have shown greater appreciation and professionalism for Milan’s unbelievable patience for such form to arrive after so many frustrating performances for Milan. (Here come the stats)

Anyway in the end he chose to leave, it is that simple. The same applies to Kessie and Donna they were all offered excellent contracts to extend but chose otherwise.

Let’s hope Milan can keep the core built by Maldini, Massara and Moncada. Mike may not be at his best form but is a top goalkeeper. I am happy to hear Krunic will be leaving in January as it forces Pioli outside of his comfort zone. It should be interesting

 

[brk]

@ACM14061988, @brk

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^^ wot is this crap??

It is Inter responding to the Investcorp stuff. Any ‘positive’ media event we have will inevitably be followed by the same thing with Inter.

 

[Ryo]

Hakan grew as a player in his final season at Milan he should have shown greater appreciation and professionalism for Milan’s unbelievable patience for such form to arrive after so many frustrating performances for Milan. (Here come the stats)

Anyway in the end he chose to leave, it is that simple. The same applies to Kessie and Donna they were all offered excellent contracts to extend but chose otherwise.

Let’s hope Milan can keep the core built by Maldini, Massara and Moncada. Mike may not be at his best form but is a top goalkeeper. I am happy to hear Krunic will be leaving in January as it forces Pioli outside of his comfort zone. It should be interesting

Hakan chose to leave because Ibra couldn't fucking understand him.
Never forget that.

 

[brk]

Lautaro and Dimarco are very close to sign new contracts with Inter. Lautaro 7 million, Dimarco 4 million. Dumbfries wants 5 million and the agreement is far away. They'll need more time to figure it out

This is a problem for the next owners to fix. Same as how we kept suffering the mistakes of Mirabelli long after he left.

Lautaro isnt on the growth decree and is already on 6m. 7m is a good level of increase for Inter if they can pull it off. He will be the highest paid player in Serie A tied with Vlahovic, at 13m gross a year.

Reminder that Leao is paid 6.5m gross and Osimhen 5.5m gross.

 

[brk]

Berlusconi 2 has no money on his own so asks investors so he can pay off the debt. Didn't find them in the USA so Furlani goes to Dubai...

Meanwhile Milan can't go 1€ in red coz of it. Which is pure bs.

I'm living for the day AC Milan will be back to its normal levels. Natural habitat. Which is simply buying great players. The best ones there are.

Who cares if Gerry goes bankrupt. We’re doing well financially, and if he loses Milan we’ll be fine and get a new owner. We won’t suffer one bit.

Also, we spent a lot last summer. We’re not underspending on the market relative to the competition. Unless you’re asking for us to break the financial restraints that are now making us an enticing target for new owners?

 

[brk]

I'll wait for the financial persons to explain but this would be the second time its rumored he has been trying to find investors.

If he is struggling to pay the terms set by the Singers and struggling to find investment, how will he find better terms to repay the initial loan? Is he taking much more money and repaying over a longer time or is he selling off much more of his share of Milan, even though that is what they are trying to deny?

Once we secure the stadium then the club will have instantly raised its valuation. If Gerry doesn’t want to stick around long term then that point is a good exit window.

 

[Kmoney]

Why are you calling him shit?

2 goals in 15 odd games in the baguette league can either be called shit or “undervalued asset”, depending on the spin

 

[Kmoney]

So if we were offered 10/12 million in the summer, but will only get 5/6 million now... Are we still good or bad at selling under new management?

And with CDK, Salad and who's that Belgian from Pool we picked up, all on loans with options so the juries out... Are they good or bad sales under re management?

Or are they all just foddder we can't offload because they are Moncada data driven buys or that cunt Maldini's buys that he demanded that we can't offload?

Asking for a friend...

But seriously, this who Krunic and padre soap opera is tired and I hope it has no more twists and cliffhangers, and we can thank Krunic and say goodbye

Isma is back now so it makes more sense to sell

 

[Kmoney]

CDK is gonna score next game.

He’s obviously guaranteed to score against us

 

[Kmoney]

Emery seems to be doing well

Insane stats

 

[Wild]

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Guy with his ultra stacked squad and 115 charges is begging for his life for top 4

 

[Alo88]

So hire Pirlo - Maldini bad!
Keep Padre - Maldini bad!!

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Well, yes. If we want to be consistent about RedBird being incompetent for keeping Pioli, then it would have been just as incompetent from Maldini if he kept him too, don't you agree?

And now Maldini publicly said that's exactly what he most probably would have done - after already extending his contract when the cracks were already there.

Add to that his comments about Pulisic, RLC and Chuck and you could argue that the season would probably have taken a very similar course (with the difference of a banned Tonali still being a Milan player) because I don't think the presence of Maldini would have magically prevented all those injuries.

Or is my logic flawed?

 

[CDarius]

Hakan chose to leave because Ibra couldn't fucking understand him.
Never forget that.

Yet they still worked amazing. Especially post lock down when Ibra played more games than the 20/21 season. Hakan may had awful performances but i said it a few pages ago..the 4-3-3 and him at LW didnt work at all. As soon as we switched to 4-2-3-1 or he was swtiched in a more central position he started to play way way better.

 

[IcyDiavolo]

Yet they still worked amazing. Especially post lock down when Ibra played more games than the 20/21 season. Hakan may had awful performances but i said it a few pages ago..the 4-3-3 and him at LW didnt work at all. As soon as we switched to 4-2-3-1 or he was swtiched in a more central position he started to play way way better.

2:10. Can't believe Rebic actually sprinted that hard

 

[CDarius]

2:10. Can't believe Rebic actually sprinted that hard

Those manianc runs...damn

 

[IcyDiavolo]

Well, yes. If we want to be consistent about RedBird being incompetent for keeping Pioli, then it would have been just as incompetent from Maldini if he kept him too, don't you agree?

And now Maldini publicly said that's exactly what he most probably would have done - after already extending his contract when the cracks were already there.

Add to that his comments about Pulisic, RLC and Chuck and you could argue that the season would probably have taken a very similar course (with the difference of a banned Tonali still being a Milan player) because I don't think the presence of Maldini would have magically prevented all those injuries.

Or is my logic flawed?

You are correct sir. Nothing would have been any different, which is why I find it a little funny that Maldini chose to speak out at this time so self-righteously. If anything, we may have been worse off had Tonali stayed (although he was none the wiser to be fair).

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Well, yes. If we want to be consistent about RedBird being incompetent for keeping Pioli, then it would have been just as incompetent from Maldini if he kept him too, don't you agree?

And now Maldini publicly said that's exactly what he most probably would have done - after already extending his contract when the cracks were already there.

Add to that his comments about Pulisic, RLC and Chuck and you could argue that the season would probably have taken a very similar course (with the difference of a banned Tonali still being a Milan player) because I don't think the presence of Maldini would have magically prevented all those injuries.

Or is my logic flawed?

Just shooting the shit bro, pointing out that the guys on a hiding to nothing... I think regardless of your stance, Padre has to go. Maybe, just maybe Paolo, would have acted sooner or been apparent in his displeasure over current issue.

ive said before though, we spent big, but I don't believe we had to sell Sandro to fund it all. We could have spent similar with a little digging by our overlords... Sandro still gets banned but, hey.

it is what it is... Depending on your stance, you can see things very different.

Mud was slung, in all directions. My point is that maybe, just maybe, that horrible bastard Paula didn't want Pirlo lol?

That still leaves us with padre lol

 

[Super22]

I'll wait for the financial persons to explain but this would be the second time its rumored he has been trying to find investors.

If he is struggling to pay the terms set by the Singers and struggling to find investment, how will he find better terms to repay the initial loan? Is he taking much more money and repaying over a longer time or is he selling off much more of his share of Milan, even though that is what they are trying to deny?

RB is leveraging on the 700m cash they paid to Elliot management to take control of AC Milan and the interest for the 600m loan.

If RB gotten the final approval for the new stadium and sold AC Milan for 1.6m before end of this season, their profit will be 300m against the interest rate(84m) they have to pay and 700m cash.

Their roi is 38% for 2 years.

 

[theduck7]

Aawmeen

Would really be cool for Milan to have this

Surely these guys (Inter) are decepticons?

 

[beegees]

Breaking news: milan will have new investor

me: “Wow nice”

…continue reading

….source: sempremilan

me:

 

[Ash-ish]

let’s pretend we paid 40m for him

at this point he’s contributing for chuck too

 

[Alo88]

Yet they still worked amazing. Especially post lock down when Ibra played more games than the 20/21 season. Hakan may had awful performances but i said it a few pages ago..the 4-3-3 and him at LW didnt work at all. As soon as we switched to 4-2-3-1 or he was swtiched in a more central position he started to play way way better.

Iiiiiiibraaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[CDarius]

Iiiiiiibraaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

The "ibrah" on the first goal here is even better.



Man i wish we had a superstar like Ibra. He was such an alpha on the field..always felt safe when i knew he was out there ready to destroy our opponents or protect our team

 

[brk]

Yet they still worked amazing. Especially post lock down when Ibra played more games than the 20/21 season. Hakan may had awful performances but i said it a few pages ago..the 4-3-3 and him at LW didnt work at all. As soon as we switched to 4-2-3-1 or he was swtiched in a more central position he started to play way way better.

Thanks now I miss Ibra.

 

[Kmoney]

A write up on Juan Miranda. I think there’s a chance he’s also being brought in as a medium term Theo replacement if we chose to sell him

Juan Miranda: Betis' brilliant left back analysed

Our Juan Miranda tactical analysis and scout report share a tactical analysis of Juan Miranda and his roles in Real Betis and Spain U21's tactics.

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[brk]

RB is leveraging on the 700m cash they paid to Elliot management to take control of AC Milan and the interest for the 600m loan.

If RB gotten the final approval for the new stadium and sold AC Milan for 1.6m before end of this season, their profit will be 300m against the interest rate(84m) they have to pay and 700m cash.

Their roi is 38% for 2 years.

They can probably get a LOT more than just a 400m increase because of the stadium. That project by itself would generate 100m a year. Getting the stadium approved and under construction would massively inflate the value of the club beyond tje 1.2b he paid.

 

[milanator]

Redbird would probably stay either as majority or minority shareholder, they have a good number of minority stakes in other businesses.

 

[Super22]

They can probably get a LOT more than just a 400m increase because of the stadium. That project by itself would generate 100m a year. Getting the stadium approved and under construction would massively inflate the value of the club beyond tje 1.2b he paid.

Definitely, I may be wrong, but I believe they will try to sell the club before building the new stadium, the selling price will already include the future projected earnings and the naming rights of the new stadium.

RB is already looking to refinance their 600m loan. If they build the stadium, they may have to take another loan so the faster they sell the better is their ROI. At least if i am RB that what i do.

 

[theduck7]

I thought if there was one thing we could rely on with Krunic was his attitude? Turns out I was wrong...

 

[theduck7]

Chuck is contributing like origi last year wait till everybody blames Pioli for the failure. What a waste of transfer funds

I'd like to see Chuck with a run of games and high on confidence-that's when we will see the best of him