The Rumour Commode XLIV: Paragliding to Piolistine Crisis

Rigore to save your life: choose your player


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mrki

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Furlani can't do shit he is a calcio dilletant. He nay be a top economics expert but that doesn't mean he can lead Milan.

They are doing is all wrong. Or, just the way it's right for the project "books scudetto". That's why Maldini got fired coz he wanted to win.

Yes Milan will sell all the best players summer by summer and build the stadium and then the club will be sold. Red bird is not the firm to lead Milan. Simply there's no money for a club like Milan is.
 

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You have seen the "celebration" from Theo on the goal? Also in the tunnel Pioli gave "high five" to all the players passing by except for Theo. There's many things f up with Theo - Pioli this year and it's pretty obvious. Also connected to the Maldini issue.

I expect the summer sale of Theo which will finance another 100+ mln mercato reconstruction.
you sound like you actually know whats going on
 

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This juve team. I just don't get how they're this successful

They know what they are doing. They have a system. A lame, stuborn and boring system but the roles are clear. They wont win anything but it will get them top 4. Just having structure means something.

We on the other hand are clueless in our play.
 

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They know what they are doing. They have a system. A lame, stuborn and boring system but the roles are clear. They wont win anything but it will get them top 4. Just having structure means something.

We on the other hand are clueless in our play.
We can't even do jihad ball right. Incompetence of the highest order
 

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Gained 2 points on Merda and Ladri this week.
Next week Merda at Napoli, Ladri at Monza.
Bello.
 

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Oli G cant play against Bvb?

Im not ready to let go of the seaeson yet..if we grab 6points in the next 2 games and Inter grabs lets say 2..its still on
Well one down for inter. We gonna close the gap next week aswell
 

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[Longo] Bologna closed the Saelemaekers deal with AC Milan on the basis of a €500k loan a buy option set at €11 million. Sartori is convinced he can renegotiate the deal again at the end of the season. Milan could be interested in elements of the Emilian squad such as Zirkzee and Ferguson.
Could Bologna be tempted to use their best players in a deal for Salad :monto:
 

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Good result in Turin… next game Inter will lose in Naples enshallah
 

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Good game week for us. Gained two points over both the teams ahead of us. Good stuff. Inter got Napoli next and Juve got Napoli a week later as well. We better not fuck up next week.
 

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Good game week for us. Gained two points over both the teams ahead of us. Good stuff. Inter got Napoli next and Juve got Napoli a week later as well. We better not fuck up next week.
I think we will beat Frosinone.. it’s Atalanta away that worries me .. if we can win in Bergamo we will be very close to the top
 

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Good result for us.
 

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I think we will beat Frosinone.. it’s Atalanta away that worries me .. if we can win in Bergamo we will be very close to the top

Leao is most likely going to return for the game against Atalanta, so, I’m hopeful for a good result
 

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Furlani can't do shit he is a calcio dilletant. He nay be a top economics expert but that doesn't mean he can lead Milan.

They are doing is all wrong. Or, just the way it's right for the project "books scudetto". That's why Maldini got fired coz he wanted to win.

Yes Milan will sell all the best players summer by summer and build the stadium and then the club will be sold. Red bird is not the firm to lead Milan. Simply there's no money for a club like Milan is.
You're making me as depressed as you are bro.
 

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Then why can't Milan sell Pulisic, RLC for 80 mil plus instead of Theo and Leao? Are all the other clubs stupid that would pay 80-100 mil for Leao or Theo when Pulisic and RLC can give the same performance?
To be fair that‘s not even unrealistic once they built the same track record here that Theo and Leao built. Neither Leao no Theo were worth 80m+ in the first season.
Especially RLC could get interest from PL quicker than we might think.
 

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Then why can't Milan sell Pulisic, RLC for 80 mil plus instead of Theo and Leao? Are all the other clubs stupid that would pay 80-100 mil for Leao or Theo when Pulisic and RLC can give the same performance?
one is a maldini signing, the other one is by an AI
 
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We're not fighting for Scudetto right now, we're fighting to stay in the top 4.
Roma in 5th are just 3 points away.
5, and we are 6 from the top. Nothing is lost yet theoreticaly, but practically you are right
 

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They have Gatti, Rugani, and Cambiaso. Very mid table
truly a shit squad, with a perma-injured chiesa and a bloated piatek as their actual stars
allegri is maximizing the output he can get

meanwhile pioli who actually has a talented squad of young players after 4 years:

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