The Rumour Commode XLVI: Jetski for Prick edition

Do you want the clown reaction to stay?


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AC_Wesley

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Or prick on jetski?

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Ultimately, I respected @patosheva

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theduck7

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With the lack of good strikers around I think I’m ok with Morata but the Di Stefano stuff like we are gonna start making loads of signings seems wide of the mark as we have agreed personal terms with Fofana. How many times does this happen and end badly?
 

Ashish

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Yeah he is leaving us for sure. Drowning his wife that’s why beautiful Italian women shouldn’t marry Spanish immigrants
 

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So the Arab mercato opens on the 17th and we can make some money on Bennacer and Adli that TuttoShit reports is wanted there but he prefers staying at Milan. Benna was almost sure to join Pioli but because of that a$$hole Benzema it's all up in the air. The new coach is supposed to be Laurent Blanc so hopefully he likes Benna.
Feel bad for Pioli who went from 2nd highest paid coach in the world to zero and now Milan is stuck with his salary.
It's like winning the lottery only to be told a few days later that they got the numbers wrong.
 

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Wait why morata excluded from growth decree? It's been 2 years since last time he was with ladri
 

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Signing Pavlovic and betting on Kalulu at RB >>>>>>>>>>>>> Signing Emerson Royal
 

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How many mercati we re gonna stand with Gerry-Moncada-Furlani-Ottavio-Ibra?
 

theduck7

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I mean Morata must be decent if he is Spain’s centre forward? The clubs he has played for also-definitely worse out there I guess with overinflated prices. I’m just a little underwhelmed
 

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