The Rumour Commode XLVI: Jetski for Prick edition

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Cloren

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yes, we are

or do you think this team is that good? what do you expect? to keep it close against every top team? there will bad losses of course lol

btw liverpool humiliated leverkusen yesterday too, they're probably the most in-form team in europe right now

We can brush those losses but not the loses against Parma/Fiorentina or dropped points against Torino.

We have a good set of games coming up. Have to win them all bar Juve/Atalanta b/c we need some continuity.
 

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yes, we are

or do you think this team is that good? what do you expect? to keep it close against every top team? there will bad losses of course lol

btw liverpool humiliated leverkusen yesterday too, they're probably the most in-form team in europe right now
Team is pretty good. Manager is mediocre. We can do much better. He gets results exactly at the time when his position is under threat. Yea no thanks.

Give me a sarri. A klopp. A proper coach. Pay for a proper coach instead of going for a budget coach. Greta coaches cost 5 mil plus a season.
 

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I believe the Tonali vs Reijnders debate is over.

I like Tonali a lot and always will. But, even when he was here, granted he is still young and has potential, he was not in the same "elite" class as our big 3 back then, 3 being Mike, Leao and Theo. I do not think his ceiling is that high like Tijji. Reijnders belongs to the levels of Mike, Leao, Theo. Still early but I am sure he will slowly slot in there. Best midfield acquisition since Kaka.

Any football lover can see the talent (and even elegance) that Reijnders brought last year but this season he is taking it to the next level. The scary part is, he is still evolving.
Fofana too. Will be. Future superstar. Along with tijani

We need one more and we are complete as fuck
 

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One off game means he is crap now? Cmon. I can use the straw man logic against any coach.

How was 0-2 vs nipples at home
Or the loss to parma
Or the humiliating loss at home to Liverpool when even some mediocre country bumpkin club beat Liverpool the week before.

Klopp = legend.

Fonseca is just competing to survive this season.
 

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Let me remind you again. Atalanta destroyed and raped Liverpool and Bayer fodderkusen.

We lost to both. Atalanta also beat nipples 3 0.

We lost there too. We are lakaka's bitches forever.

In saying that fonseca did great vs real and inter. But it's not enough. We need fucking results in serie a. We need to be in top 2/3.

And go as deep as possible in ucl. Qf hopefully.
 

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We can brush those losses but not the loses against Parma/Fiorentina or dropped points against Torino.

We have a good set of games coming up. Have to win them all bar Juve/Atalanta b/c we need some continuity.
parma and torino were quite early in the season. new coach, new system, key players coming in without much of a break. it should have been obvious to everyone that things would look rough at the beginning. also some players with bad attitude. just because they replaced pioli things won't go smoothly straight away. fiorentina was 100% on the players. when you miss 2 penalties in the same game, i don't want to hear shit about any tactics or coaching mistakes

but we definitely need a run in the next few serie a games
 

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But yes fodderseca shits on piolisuckaa
Anyday

Pioli is a big game choker. I would rather big game winner anyday. Even though it's 2-3 in big games.

Pioli in his last season with us got embarrassed by all top teams except nipples.
 

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So? Who won the ucl?

Again with the strawman logic.

This madrid also lost to lille. Drew with athletico. Does that mean lille coach is better now lel.

One off flukes happen here and there. This win was good but there is a long way to go. We need to make top 3 in serie a. Losing to parma is more embarrassing.
Lost to napoli at home and embarrassingly vs Liverpool.

Klopp lost to a rampaging real and in KO stages. This is a group game. Intensity is lower.
 

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Team is pretty good. Manager is mediocre. We can do much better. He gets results exactly at the time when his position is under threat. Yea no thanks.

Give me a sarri. A klopp. A proper coach. Pay for a proper coach instead of going for a budget coach. Greta coaches cost 5 mil plus a season.
his position wasn't under threat, even with a defeat yesterday. this management isn't reactionary like chelsea or the casual fan

firing a coach in the middle of the season is never smart in the long term. just look at roma or what bayern did with nagelsmann

and you're not getting a sarri or klopp. best gerry can do is tudor, so it's pointless replacing fonseca now. let him ride out the season and assess in summer how to move forward
 

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his position wasn't under threat, even with a defeat yesterday. this management isn't reactionary like chelsea or the casual fan

firing a coach in the middle of the season is never smart in the long term. just look at roma or what bayern did with nagelsmann

and you're not getting a sarri or klopp. best gerry can do is tudor, so it's pointless replacing fonseca now. let him ride out the season and assess in summer how to move forward
Sarri is literally like only 2.5 mil per year right now. That's what he got in his last season. If we are paying 2.5 to Tudor, sarri for 2.5 is 10 times better.
 

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@Massaro94 we know leao played well but does it really count if it's vs farking Vasquez?
 

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I need more midfielders in winter. When in doubt buy very good midfielders.

I know pavlovic has been insanely bad after 2 games and we don’t finish our chances. Still fuck that get me midfielders

Deers and fofana always have to ppaly but more well rounded midfielders are essential
Roma is a shit show.

Maybe gift then Bennacer for Kone
 

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Sarri is literally like only 2.5 mil per year right now. That's what he got in his last season. If we are paying 2.5 to Tudor, sarri for 2.5 is 10 times better.
i just doubt that big clubs are considering the likes of sarri, allegri, mourinho nowadays. their time at the top is up
look how many coaching jobs were vacant this summer. two of them currently have no work and the third is coaching in turkey
hell, bayern preferred a coach who got relegated
 

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i just doubt that big clubs are considering the likes of sarri, allegri, mourinho nowadays. their time at the top is up
look how many coaching jobs were vacant this summer. two of them currently have no work and the third is coaching in turkey
hell, bayern preferred a coach who got relegated
Wish we got slot. It is what it is. Back fonseca for now. But need to see consistency.
 

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Calabria can play vs teams that don't use fast wingers.
 

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It's even worse:

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Wish we got slot. It is what it is. Back fonseca for now. But need to see consistency.
slot is doing great but look what team he took over

way more quality and consistency at liverpool. they are well-oiled machine thanks to klopp

it's much easier to take over a team under these conditions. no guarantees he'd work just as well here
 

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I don’t care !!!


LEAO >>>> VINICIUS!!

And Leao >>>>> MBAPPE!

Leao was a starboy today.

Fonseca we got your point

But he gotta step benching Leao now.

Collect your Mbappe fraud @Massaro94

He’s so trash 🤣🤣🤣
A post for @stevan too 🤭
 

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