The Rumour Commode XLVI: Jetski for Prick edition

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Everyone is accountable.

This guy gets it...

 

[MW6]

“Moncada bought Reijnders for 20M!”

Cool, he also spent 90M on Chuk, Pavlovic, RLC, and Emerson Royal

Chuk 20M€
Pavlovic 18M€
RLC 16M€
Royal 15M€
Total: 69M€

 

[Az.]

Our team is so hilariously well built for Conte, who was literally begging to be appointed Milan’s manager. He even had his butt boy assistant go to the press and talk about how he couldn’t understand Milan ignoring Conte’s desperate plea to be the Milan manager.

He would have absolutely steam fucked the entire league with our squad like he is with Napoli’s team.

Unbelievable stupidity by Furlani, Cardinale, and Ibrahimovic. Luckily, Moncada was occupied wasting more money on fodders.

This x1000.

The fact that Milan's management passed on a guy, who could have started building us a dominating team in the league, is absolutely indicative of the levels of stupidity they operate on.

 

[Congo Powers]

Following Marseille’s 3-1 loss to Auxerre, De Zerbi used a projector to display a blurred-out contract OFFER from Man United.

He allegedly told his players: “This is where I could have been, but I put my passion before money. I came to Marseille for the passion”.

Can’t hide the dest

 

[Super22]

“Moncada bought Reijnders for 20M!”

Cool, he also spent 90M on Chuk, Pavlovic, RLC, and Emerson Royal

 

[ZBoban]

These international break are getting ridiculous, it's enough already!! The fuck is nations League anyways

 

[Caladan]

I am thinking where was RLC in the third goal.

 

[Alo88]

I pitty everyone who hasn't started watching Arcane already.

And I pitty everyone who thinks spending money for Gladiator 2 is worth it.

 

[nefremo]

These international break are getting ridiculous, it's enough already!! The fuck is nations League anyways

It's insane. But maybe this one will actually help us out a bit and helps us reset. It's also coming in at a "good time for our opponents"....in the sense that maybe the likes of Atalanta, Fiorentina and Lazio lose some steam.

 

[pippofan]

Our team is so hilariously well built for Conte, who was literally begging to be appointed Milan’s manager. He even had his butt boy assistant go to the press and talk about how he couldn’t understand Milan ignoring Conte’s desperate plea to be the Milan manager.

He would have absolutely steam fucked the entire league with our squad like he is with Napoli’s team.

Unbelievable stupidity by Furlani, Cardinale, and Ibrahimovic. Luckily, Moncada was occupied wasting more money on fodders.

Ibra didn't want a coach with a stronger personality than his, someone that would outshine him.
His ego stood in the way of our success and he preferred a generic coach with no charisma.
The hiring of Ibra is the biggest mistake that Gerry made and if he's paying attention should let him go along with the rest of the clowns.

 

[Jivara]

Ibra didn't want a coach with a stronger personality than his, someone that would outshine him.
His ego stood in the way of our success and he preferred a generic coach with no charisma.
The hiring of Ibra is the biggest mistake that Gerry made and if he's paying attention should let him go along with the rest of the clowns.

The same applies to Cardinale who doesn't want anyone to outshine him which is why he couldn't handle Maldini's honesty and ambition.

Ibra is tamed as far as Cardinale is concerned, he is still learning the ropes but in reality he has no decision making power, he will just be there to absorb the inevitable damage

 

[Ryo]

 

[sheva]

didn't thuram based his decision on his agent's manouvers and is currently having a blast in inter?

 

[Jivara]

Blaming individuals is unhealthy and incorrect. Our transfers are not bad, you need to give the new players time to settle in at one of footballs giant clubs. The old players have dropped in form but it happens when the environment is unstable. The coach is not great but he is not bad either. Its not the fault of Moncada or Furlani either. They just work with whatever they have. Ultimately it comes down to Cardinale's ambitions for this club and his charisma as a person and so far it has been hot and cold.

We are improving in the CL with some big performances and we should collect most of the points in the coming matches. In the league it has been frustrating but its still early to consider us out of the race, if we win our postponed match we would be 5 points away from the top spot and its still 25% of the way through.

We have a good squad, with some depth and we have some good ideas. Just need to find the consistency and more importantly the unity and motivation to collect win after win. This is not easy and not guaranteed, in fact it seems unlikely but its a better bet than changing things at this stage. If no improvements are seen in the next several matches then perhaps it would be good to find a practical manager who knows how to use our players to their strengths.

 

[sheva]

David de Gea delivered an assist in Fiorentina’s 3-1 victory yesterday

1 assist
2 penalty saves
4 clean sheets
The Spanish shot-stopper is thriving in Serie A

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Those 2 pk saves were top draw.

Not bad for a free signing.

David de Gea reduces massive salary demands to agree one-year contract as ex-Man Utd goalkeeper finally finds a new club after long spell as free agent | Goal.com

Former Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea has finally found himself a new club as he agrees to reduce his salary demand.

www.goal.com

meanwhile sportiello on half the salary and is injured for most season?

if not for maignan we would be midtable unironically

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

The same applies to Cardinale who doesn't want anyone to outshine him which is why he couldn't handle Maldini's honesty and ambition.

Ibra is tamed as far as Cardinale is concerned, he is still learning the ropes but in reality he has no decision making power, he will just be there to absorb the inevitable damage

 

[Massaro94]

Following Marseille’s 3-1 loss to Auxerre, De Zerbi used a projector to display a blurred-out contract OFFER from Man United.

He allegedly told his players: “This is where I could have been, but I put my passion before money. I came to Marseille for the passion”.

 

[sheva]

The issue is that our other best players have only gotten better under Fonseca. It'd be far easier to argue that Fonseca is a fraud were Mike, Pulisic, and Reijnders playing like shit, but they're far and away our best players, not Theo and Leao. How come they've only continued to grow and improve? (hint: they're better professionals)

Theo and Leao also don't get to twat about, acting as if "so long as Fraudseca is here, we're gonna play at half speed because reasons", when if they had just played full speed and bought in from the start, we'd prolly be comfortably 2nd or 3rd in the league, not uncomfortably 7th. Self-sabotage doesn't make the coach look bad, it makes you look bad, in all walks of life.

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Thankfully, Leao has seemingly pulled his head out of his ass, but Theo has been a bum all season, which pains me to say. Him giving up was literally the only way for me to begin not liking him, but here we are.

how can any sane milan fan be against fonesca when he humbled the rapper in 3 months after 3 years of gloat under pioli and no demand for self improvement

leao didn't 'seemingly' pulled his head, he just understood he's easily replacable by okafor even if okafor has the athleticism of a care bear

that leao-theo showoff during the water break was the biggest evidence of divas above the club. they literally don't see themselves as equals with the rest of the squad, why would they listen to instructions with the rest if so.

fonesca said in the beginning that this squad can't pass and the biggest struggle during pre-season was to teach the team how to DEFEND. how would you expect him to succeed when his troll (both in aestethics and behavior) of a cb strolls on the field, leaving the defence hollow and his wc lb decides when he wants to show up for matches.

btw, for all theo criticisers, you guys were sure thrilled and full of praise when he put INSANE showings against inter and real, defensively. so please, at least those same people should have some shame before calling for his sale due to his laziness and being out of shape (huh?).

and yes, as you said, reindeer gives stellar consistent performances (who knew, his position isnt a pivot/DM), puli is a guaranteed starter, and even that shitstain chickenhead emerson royal can sometime perform

 

[Caladan]

how can any sane milan fan be against fonesca when he humbled the rapper in 3 months after 3 years of gloat under pioli and no demand for self improvement

leao didn't 'seemingly' pulled his head, he just understood he's easily replacable by okafor even if okafor has the athleticism of a care bear

that leao-theo showoff during the water break was the biggest evidence of divas above the club. they literally don't see themselves as equals with the rest of the squad, why would they listen to instructions with the rest if so.

fonesca said in the beginning that this squad can't pass and the biggest struggle during pre-season was to teach the team how to DEFEND. how would you expect him to succeed when his troll (both in aestethics and behavior) of a cb strolls on the field, leaving the defence hollow and his wc lb decides when he wants to show up for matches.

btw, for all theo criticisers, you guys were sure thrilled and full of praise when he put INSANE showings against inter and real, defensively. so please, at least those same people should have some shame before calling for his sale due to his laziness and being out of shape (huh?).

and yes, as you said, reindeer gives stellar consistent performances (who knew, his position isnt a pivot/DM), puli is a guaranteed starter, and even that shitstain chickenhead emerson royal can sometime perform

Few years ago it was fault Giampaolo tactics. Now it is fault players. Time is changing?

 

[Massaro94]

didn't thuram based his decision on his agent's manouvers and is currently having a blast in inter?

But thurams agent wanted 1m

Where as zirkzees wanted 15M

We dropped the ball on the thuram transfer tbh. Basically gifted inter the transfer. Bit like the previous season by not signing Kvara.

 

[sheva]

Few years ago it was fault Giampaolo tactics. Now it is fault players. Time is changing?

back then we believed we had elite scouting and algorithm capabilities

now, it's the same scout who decided on the last 2 summer transfers...

 

[Caladan]

I have suggestion for pool.

"Who is in fault"

 

[sheva]

But thurams agent wanted 1m

Where as zirkzees wanted 15M

We dropped the ball on the thuram transfer tbh. Basically gifted inter the transfer. Bit like the previous season by not signing Kvara.

we dropped the ball on many things

as I said during the thuram/zirkzee transfer, who cares what title you give the payment division?
so instead of 'agent commision' lets' call it 'club compensation'/'encouragement fee' or in kaka's case 'father's bribe.
it's not like agent fees result in higher tax penalties or anything

only thing that matter it what final monetary evaluation does the club assign to the player.
we wanted to splash 40m for zirkzee and the final price of 42m including fees is what tip the scales?
so, we either stuck to our guns (the positive explanation) or were cheap (the negative one).

it worked for zirkzee, it failed hard for thuram.

 

[justhope]

Roma is one of the ‘7 sisters’ in Italy, so I see no harm looking at them?

This summer there were alot of simularities between us and them:
- hired or kept a coach not complementary to the squad at their disposal.
- no sense transfers like Emerson to replace Calabria (he’s equally bad) or Soulé for Dybala (who ended up staying). Or Hummels , we got Pavlovic who does more harm than solve anything in defence.
- replaced the starting attacker with a decent player but didn’t improve at all. Dovbyk seems a fish out of the water and Morata isn’t the goalscorer we needed.

Management could’ve fired Fonseca, like Roma did with De Rossi, but that wouldn’t have solved anything IMO, so I’m actually glad we didn’t. I fear we gotta stick with Fonseca to get something out of this season. I hope our technical director is already looking to alternative coaches for next season, functional to the squad we have (exploiting the fast physical players we have). Problem is, Furlani thinks football starts and ends in the French league.

So yeah, that’s why I look at Roma, they’re about to change coaches for a third time and look totally lost. That could’ve been us, but management kept their cool.

or you could look at those who actually did good, you know, like juve, napoli, etc

what do you want for your team? to fight for trophies or be mediocre like roma? why not compare to monza than?

management fucked up, really really bad, end of story

 

[Caladan]

back then we believed we had elite scouting and algorithm capabilities

now, it's the same scout who decided on the last 2 summer transfers...

We have better scouting than Roma.

 

[Ryo]

 

[vB9]

Gladiator 2

have you watched it already?

 

[Curupira]

We have better scouting than Roma.

Other teams can just use our scouting for free by outbidding us

 

[milanator]

Last season RLC performed to or above his cost, Fonseca has no idea how to use him.

 

[Massaro94]

Shevchenko 1000% deserved. Just for bitchslapping inter for all those years.

Not quite sure about the other two though. The bar's set extremely low.