The Rumour Commode XLVI: Jetski for Prick edition

Do you want the clown reaction to stay?


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nefremo

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This is the video. Mods can delete it if against the rules
Lol THIS is the big evidence? The "earthquake"?

I can't see shit. No way to tell who that person is just from the video itself. And then, you cant even tell who (or even what) he is kicking...or should i say attempting to kick....becaue you can't even tell if those kicks are landing somewhere.
 
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Berlusconi

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If you could choose one banter era player to have right now, who would it be?

I think I’d take 12/13 Monty as a ball playing DM tbh
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I don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but have you guys noticed that the injuries this season have been much less than any season I can remember in the last ten, even fifteen years?
It probably improved but not that much, the unpredictability of the formations also hide some injuries. Also not having late Kjaer and Caldara in the squad surely helps the stat, if you factor them out the difference is pretty small for the timeframe.

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He is soo beta.
Jeez.

Not the leader that i’m looking for


I wonder if he's really that delusional or just trying to save his ass. His answers (also the post-Bratislava game ones) make it look like he's totally denying reality.

On the other hand, I can also understand that he's not going to say:

"Yeah, you're right. We leak goals and give opponents goal-scoring opportunities at will. It's December, and I still haven't figured out my CB pairing or system. I still don't know how to give balance and consistency to this team. And when I seemingly cracked the code against Real, I decided to throw it overboard and never touch it again."

Every coach who's with his back against the wall will try to shift focus to the few positives remaining. Admitting that so much is still not working in December is basically admitting defeat. It's not in his interest to do so, even if reality can no longer be hidden.
 

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This is the video. Mods can delete it if against the rules
Like I said already if it was a real video the merda face would've posted it straight away without talking shit for a week beforehand. What do we see here? A guy trying to kick something :lol:
If that's all he has, then it won't even make the pages of the shitpapers. He does look like Theo but no court would take this as any kind of evidence.
Only way to prove anything here is if the girl (if there's a girl at all) starts speaking, but if it is true that Theo paid her, she won't.
 

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Ricci used to be brahim diaz in size... did he grow or are we getting the wrong Ricci... there were a couple of them
Ricci is 1.81 meters tall and is pretty tough and durable, very good on defense and one of the better passers in the League. His contract expires in 2026 so it's a good time to sell for Torino unless they renew him.
At 23 has played for Italy beginning with the Under 17 and now is a sure starter for the senior squad.
Played fantastic in the Nation's league match in September when we defeated France 3-1 in Paris and combined well with Tonali.

Fabio Ravezzani is the director of TeleLombardia and I watch him almost every day on You Tube. Not a mercato guy so don't know where he got the info but Mauro Suma denied the rumour and he's tight with management. On TMW is was reported that Guardiola wants him at City for January offering between 35 and 40 million but was rejected. TeleLombardia also reported some weeks ago that Inter is interested in Ricci to replace Calhanouglu who they want to sell to cut salaries. I doubt they can afford him but many of the top European clubs seem to be interested in him.
I might be biased but I like the player a lot having watched him quite a bit.
 

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What the story with this video?!
He took a step back & this usually indicate he is kicking a door not a person.
The video shows nothing so far. Corona claims that he has more videos that show more

Still surprised about the Italians who are cheering Corona for this. Calling him an idol for sharing this amazing news. Like holly fuck its not amazing you piece of shit, a woman has be beaten up ( it true) and you are celebrating because a milan player has done it? What is this logic? And why do many people celebrate about it?

Did milan fans celebrate when Adriano was doing the weirdest shit in Milano? I sure did not and felt bad for him
 

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I am bored.

Next season merceto
Arabian Investment
Coach-> Sarriball

Transfers: Scalvini, Parisi, Tiago Santos, Ricchi, Tonali, Andrey Santos,Estêvão, Osimhen, Brahim Diaz
 

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I will be so happy if we take Ricci...
But seeing City, Naples, Inter on the list cools my ardor.
When you see that it takes 10 years to buy an average player without big competition...

And yet we need Ricci to develop this team.
Beyond the financial aspect, it is the leaders who do not inspire confidence in me; they would be capable of putting so much on a loser...
And some will come to defend them by saying "We don't have money" it's normal we overpay for a blow job instead...
Hardly understandable logic...
 

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I am bored.

Next season merceto
Arabian Investment
Coach-> Sarriball

Transfers: Scalvini, Parisi, Tiago Santos, Ricchi, Tonali, Andrey Santos,Estêvão, Osimhen, Brahim Diaz
Santos as tijani back up with tiago santos and scalvini would be great.
 

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