The Rumour Commode XLVI: Jetski for Prick edition

[Soldier_of_god]

This video kills me. He sounds like he's exactly what we needed.

Fonseca better turn it around.

Same. initially after seeing the thrashings he received I was hesitant. Actually no. He still sucks.

I want sarri or tuchel etc. Fuck de zerbi

 

[Alo88]

Why don't we ever think of hiring gasperini?

Atalanta has only one point more than us right now and the same amount of goals conceded. You even need to go back to 2020 to find a season where Gasperini got his team above Piolis Milan.

I'm not sure if Gasperini works outside the machinery that Atalanta created for and around him tbh. It's a bit like Simeone at Atletico. Difficult to imagine those coaches outside their current clubs.

 

[Berlusconi]

Their 3-5-2 flat system is similar enough to what they used all of last season..

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[Berlusconi]

Why Is Soccer's Most Famous Scoopster Doing PR Work For Mason Greenwood?

Over the weekend, as club soccer returned to action across Europe, new Marseille forward Mason Greenwood scored two goals in his side’s 5-1 away victory over Brest. The former Manchester United player opened the scoring in the third minute and added a penalty in the 31st minute. As it was...

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they should make an article,

How **** off the field made AC Milan sign a rapist on the field: The Chukwueze vs Greenwood story

 

[Edu-bY-A]

3 of the 4 players responsible for the 2nd goal (Emerson, Fofana, Pavlovic) were never trained by Pioli. So they don't need to unlearn anything.

It doesn't matter, the majority of teams today defend man-to-man. Football follows such trends.

In the Bundesliga, for example, 17 out of 18 teams play man-orientated defence. The only team that is currently not man-orientated in defence is Leipzig. That's interesting because Rose was also a candidate with us.

For me, the transformation from man defence to zone defence is essential. Because no team manages to exploit man defence better than Inter. But we've known that at least since Brozovic's goal when we won 3-2. Remember how the striker pulled out our defender and that opened up the space for Brozovic. Both Bennacer and De Ketelaere lose their man and goal.

I think Hütter is more likely to play a hybrid system in Monaco, Fofana, like Reijnders, is better suited to zonal marking for me anyway.

In any case, it would make sense that the defensive chaos is due to this switch.

Let's hope that the plan works out in the short to medium term.

But there's no need to panic, we've only won 6 Scudetti in the last 30 years anyway. One year more or less doesn't matter.

 

[finnishhacker]

No Milan played did anything of note to deserve a place on the shortlist.
Except Morata I guess, but he was outshone by Yamal and Williams.

I'd say based on merit, Carvajal would be the one to win it. UCL, La Liga and Euros. Not a bad haul of trophies for the year.

On the other hand, the ct that Salah didn't make the cut with 39+ goals and assists, shows how bad the system is

 

[ACM14061988]

Two Inter fans have an argument and one ends up dead. Today the Pravda of Inter, Gazzetta dello Sport, publish an article to praise Inter fans and how they are going to break the record for the upcoming derby

GdS - Il popolo nerazzurro non delude mai: San Siro stracolmo per il derby, si prevede il record d'incasso per il campionato italiano

Manco a dirlo, sarà record. Il derby del 22 settembre, che si giocherà alle 20.45, vedrà uno stadio Meazza pieno e un incasso super. Secondo la Gazzetta dello Sport, il cassiere...

www.fcinternews.it

Fuck Marotta and their corrupt newspaper, fuck Inter the new Juventus. Beat them!

 

[finnishhacker]

Two Inter fans have an argument and one ends up dead. Today the Pravda of Inter, Gazzetta dello Sport, publish an article to praise Inter fans and how they are going to break the record for the upcoming derby

GdS - Il popolo nerazzurro non delude mai: San Siro stracolmo per il derby, si prevede il record d'incasso per il campionato italiano

Manco a dirlo, sarà record. Il derby del 22 settembre, che si giocherà alle 20.45, vedrà uno stadio Meazza pieno e un incasso super. Secondo la Gazzetta dello Sport, il cassiere...

www.fcinternews.it

Fuck Marotta and their corrupt newspaper, fuck Inter the new Juventus. Beat them!

Let me guess. It should be the same newspapers that helped with the narrative that Acerbi wasn't racist

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

I used to coach kids as well a few years ago. Everyone wanted to play as a CF obviously.

I converted my best player into a CB to follow in my footsteps.

I told him, word for word “you can score 5 goals but still concede 6 and lose the game. If you don’t concede, the worse result is a 0-0 draw”

#calcio

This is 100% what I'm dealing with, but they do listen bless.

Positions aren't being pushed at this stage. It's all about fun and everybody getting a chance and everybody touching the ball.

We mainly played 4v4 with tag team substitutes lol... No SCSA Stunners I'm afraid @Tantalis lol

There's been great feedback from kids and parents.

I'll eventually start indoctrinating "Milan" into their blood... Fear, paranoia, the feeling of impending doom, taking on loss, while riding the rollercoaster of winning and success, is an important life lesson!!!

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Good beer or good camera

Oh it's the camera lol... It's a Pixel 8 phone one.

Temnents really isn't a "good" beer lol... But it's fucking refreshing.

Smashed it in 3 gulps haha

 

[vB9]

thats John Barnes, man. guy was class above

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Based on last season, if any of our players made the list:

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Which one pulls out with "muscle fatigue"?

 

[vB9]

 

[Forza Rossoneri]

Atalanta has only one point more than us right now and the same amount of goals conceded. You even need to go back to 2020 to find a season where Gasperini got his team above Piolis Milan.

I'm not sure if Gasperini works outside the machinery that Atalanta created for and around him tbh. It's a bit like Simeone at Atletico. Difficult to imagine those coaches outside their current clubs.

Hmmm..makes sense.

My thoughts sometimes are if this is how far he could bring atalanta, imagine what he would do with resources at Milan.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

This video kills me. He sounds like he's exactly what we needed.

Fonseca better turn it around.

When you realise that Gerry simply doesn't want Milan men at Milan it all makes a little more sense.

I've said it for years, he want complicit men and silent voices.

He has a few trophy mascots around purely for PR purposes.

It's a fucking shame.

 

[Forza Rossoneri]

This video kills me. He sounds like he's exactly what we needed.

Fonseca better turn it around.

Cant watch at work.What does the video say?

 

[La Chupacabra]

Two Inter fans have an argument and one ends up dead. Today the Pravda of Inter, Gazzetta dello Sport, publish an article to praise Inter fans and how they are going to break the record for the upcoming derby

GdS - Il popolo nerazzurro non delude mai: San Siro stracolmo per il derby, si prevede il record d'incasso per il campionato italiano

Manco a dirlo, sarà record. Il derby del 22 settembre, che si giocherà alle 20.45, vedrà uno stadio Meazza pieno e un incasso super. Secondo la Gazzetta dello Sport, il cassiere...

www.fcinternews.it

Fuck Marotta and their corrupt newspaper, fuck Inter the new Juventus. Beat them!

Popolo nerazzuro non delude mai .... actually the GdS article uses different words but anyway it is full of praise to "Beppe Marotta" vomitable

 

[vB9]

Messi won CA... if Messi is playing, he's the best at it.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

It doesn't matter, the majority of teams today defend man-to-man. Football follows such trends.

In the Bundesliga, for example, 17 out of 18 teams play man-orientated defence. The only team that is currently not man-orientated in defence is Leipzig. That's interesting because Rose was also a candidate with us.

For me, the transformation from man defence to zone defence is essential. Because no team manages to exploit man defence better than Inter. But we've known that at least since Brozovic's goal when we won 3-2. Remember how the striker pulled out our defender and that opened up the space for Brozovic. Both Bennacer and De Ketelaere lose their man and goal.

I think Hütter is more likely to play a hybrid system in Monaco, Fofana, like Reijnders, is better suited to zonal marking for me anyway.

In any case, it would make sense that the defensive chaos is due to this switch.

Let's hope that the plan works out in the short to medium term.

But there's no need to panic, we've only won 6 Scudetti in the last 30 years anyway. One year more or less doesn't matter.

 

[vB9]

I find great joy in this.

This shit lasted waaaay longer than it should have

good times

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Two Inter fans have an argument and one ends up dead. Today the Pravda of Inter, Gazzetta dello Sport, publish an article to praise Inter fans and how they are going to break the record for the upcoming derby

GdS - Il popolo nerazzurro non delude mai: San Siro stracolmo per il derby, si prevede il record d'incasso per il campionato italiano

Manco a dirlo, sarà record. Il derby del 22 settembre, che si giocherà alle 20.45, vedrà uno stadio Meazza pieno e un incasso super. Secondo la Gazzetta dello Sport, il cassiere...

www.fcinternews.it

Fuck Marotta and their corrupt newspaper, fuck Inter the new Juventus. Beat them!

I wish we had marotta
Sack all these pussies in management and get me moratta

 

[vB9]

always liked him

 

[Soldier_of_god]

When you realise that Gerry simply doesn't want Milan men at Milan it all makes a little more sense.

I've said it for years, he want complicit men and silent voices.

He has a few trophy mascots around purely for PR purposes.

It's a fucking shame.

He cabr even get the mot complicit gut. Moratta. If we did we would actually win

 

[ACM14061988]

AC Milan is proud to announce a new prestigious partnership with ASUS, which becomes AC Milan's Official Computer Hardware Partner for Italy starting from the current season.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

I wish we had marotta
Sack all these pussies in amazement and get me moratta

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

AC Milan is proud to announce a new prestigious partnership with ASUS, which becomes AC Milan's Official Computer Hardware Partner for Italy starting from the current season.

Can it play DM?

 

[vB9]

Can it play DM?

lol!

 

[Forza Rossoneri]

Poll to find out who and how many among here want Tonali back? or Padre back.

 

[vB9]

its said of Utd they're a commercial club... Milan will go the same way under jerry

 

[vB9]

Poll to find out who and how many among here want Tonali back? or Padre back.

Tonali!