The Rumour Commode XVIII

[Alec]

Maybe I'm fucked in the head or bad at this but honestly, Kessie doesn't look really old tbh. Has a young face but maybe that's just wishful thinking.

I'm pretty sure they can get scans to determine his age, wouldn't really be much of an issue. If he's 22 or some shit I don't really care. Age ain't nothing but a number.

 

[AndreiX]

kessie the new eriberto/luciano ?

Maybe I'm fucked in the head or bad at this but honestly, Kessie doesn't look really old tbh. Has a young face but maybe that's just wishful thinking.

I'm pretty sure they can get scans to determine his age, wouldn't really be much of an issue. If he's 22 or some shit I don't really care. Age ain't nothing but a number.

no trustworthy source reported this, so it's probably bs

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

De Sciglio's agent once again met club officials at Milanello to discuss the future of the former and potentially Poli.

via @AntoVitiello

 

[Neruda]

26 is not that old

but..but we re paying 28m for a 20yo not a 26

 

[Alec]

kessie the new eriberto/luciano ?



no trustworthy source reported this, so it's probably bs

True but then again, anything to make the pages pass until new commode works for me

 

[AndreiX]

this pic on twitter

 

[Neruda]

1 more post..

 

[bacon d'or]

#GDS:The hold up on Kessie's deal isn't due a physical problem, it's the age of the player.

lmao this funny

 

[brk]

The whole Kessie age thing is bullshit. Started at the U17 world cup when Morocco complained about him being overage (he scored) because in the Ivory Coast website they had his DOB as 1/1/96. The fact that it was Jan 1 tells me it was the default age in their system and someone just forgot to update it. That's it. That's all there was to start this rumor.

Unless there's more to this story, this is all just media bullshit to sell papers and justify the delay.

 

[AndreiX]

The whole Kessie age thing is bullshit. Started at the U17 world cup when Morocco complained about him being overage (he scored) because in the Ivory Coast website they had his DOB as 1/1/96. The fact that it was Jan 1 tells me it was the default age in their system and someone just forgot to update it. That's it. That's all there was to start this rumor.

Unless there's more to this story, this is all just media bullshit to sell papers and justify the delay.

99% chance it's bs, but it gives us a reason to spam shit and move towards the next commode

 

[Alec]

For realsies tough, he was literally doing a medical yesterday. If there actually were doubts they can just run an MRI and the whole thing is cleared up no biggie.

 

[bacon d'or]

shitposting all the way to new commode

 

[Alec]

99% chance it's bs, but it gives us a reason to spam shit and move towards the next commode

The very essence of commoding. Gotta waste time till our next big title

 

[bacon d'or]

new commode, new poll, new player, new age

 

[Raz]

The whole Kessie age thing is bullshit. Started at the U17 world cup when Morocco complained about him being overage (he scored) because in the Ivory Coast website they had his DOB as 1/1/96. The fact that it was Jan 1 tells me it was the default age in their system and someone just forgot to update it. That's it. That's all there was to start this rumor.

Unless there's more to this story, this is all just media bullshit to sell papers and justify the delay.

Exactly. Media have to sell papers.
Btw, the date was 1. 1. 1991
Like you said, it sounds like a default

 

[Neruda]

Id go all in for Renato Sanchez if we fail to land kessie

 

[Neo'82]

Franck The Ivorian Trunk Kessie.

 

[bacon d'or]

Id go all in for Renato Sanchez if we fail to land kessie

we no fail bruh

 

[Congo Powers]

The whole Kessie age thing is bullshit. Started at the U17 world cup when Morocco complained about him being overage (he scored) because in the Ivory Coast website they had his DOB as 1/1/96. The fact that it was Jan 1 tells me it was the default age in their system and someone just forgot to update it. That's it. That's all there was to start this rumor.

Unless there's more to this story, this is all just media bullshit to sell papers and justify the delay.

so...it is morocco's fault

who is pushing the fake news story now?

 

[Qaas]

26 is not that old

Hahahaha!

- a 26 year old with only decent 6 months though.. pass.

 

[Alec]

Id go all in for Renato Sanchez if we fail to land kessie

Carlo already said he wants Sanches to stay for next season as well. They won't give up on him any time soon.

Hahahaha!

- a 26 year old with only decent 6 months though.. pass.

Aging is harsh. Once I hit 21 I forgot counting for 3 years... until it hit me that that's not how it works

 

[AndreiX]

 

[MKD_z0ki]

where is the chinaboyz "MR" hiding now

 

[Qaas]

this pic on twitter

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol:

The whole Kessie age thing is bullshit. Started at the U17 world cup when Morocco complained about him being overage (he scored) because in the Ivory Coast website they had his DOB as 1/1/96. The fact that it was Jan 1 tells me it was the default age in their system and someone just forgot to update it. That's it. That's all there was to start this rumor.

Unless there's more to this story, this is all just media bullshit to sell papers and justify the delay.

First January?
Confirmed fake age 100p

 

[Alec]

Exactly. Media have to sell papers.
Btw, the date was 1. 1. 1991
Like you said, it sounds like a default

It is a known fact that people just don't get born on the 1st of January. The mere idea is preposterous

 

[Neruda]

Aging is harsh. Once I hit 21 I forgot counting for 3 years... until it hit me that that's not how it works

loooool

same problem here you get lost after your 22 bday you stop counting and im not sure if im 24 or 25 or 26 anymore

ay dont matter we all dying anw

 

[Alec]

loooool

same problem here you get lost after your 22 bday you stop counting and im not sure if im 24 or 25 or 26 anymore

ay dont matter we all dying anw

It's that early onset dementia I bet

 

[marioacm93]

haha my best friend was born on 1st of january

 

[Congo Powers]

where is the chinaboyz "MR" hiding now

dude..

 

[Alo88]

haha my best friend is born on 1st of january

Your best friend is Kessie?