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Good thing we arent owned by the morons at Inter who are so fucking bad at their work they are threatening the entire Chinese Real Estate market and potentially the economy with how fucking dumb they are.

By the way, when I say that Inter is a shit team and that we are the better team, I mean that, no need to read in between the lines.

As the saying goes: "If you cannot say what you mean, you will never mean what you say and a gentleman should always mean what he says."

Inter is a shit team.
You DO understand that Milan was on TOP of the whole fuckin world right? Please tell me this doesn't require a PhD in 4D underwater backgammon
 

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MilanNews: Dr. Giuseppe Capua, expert in sports traumatology (pathologies or injuries of the knee, shoulder and spine) and related rehabilitation, gave an exclusive interview to the microphones of MilanNews.it in the aftermath of the operation undergone by Fikayo Tomori for resolve the injury to the medial meniscus of the left knee.

What is the arthroscopic operation undergone by Tomori?
"Arthroscopic surgery means that you enter the joint with a camera and the insertion of water, thanks to which you then enter, through a second incision, with a surgical instrument (such as scissors, forceps or a sort of cutter) that corrects the meniscus injury.Surgical invasion is not particularly bloody, it being understood that it is always a surgical operation and not a banality: it must be respected.

What stages does the rehabilitation of the patient develop?
"The recovery primarily concerns the wound caused by the surgery, which takes about 10-15 days to heal. Inside the joint, obviously, everything must have been fixed: the meniscus is not removed, but is removed only the injured part through a partial meniscectomy; there may be - I explain it in addition - also cases in which the meniscus is sutured that corrects the lesion without export. The total recovery time on average is from one month up: the joint must be rehabilitated with physiotherapy which generally begins 2-3 days post surgery, muscle tone is restored and the injured limb 'returns to normal' within a month; the athlete can resume training around 15- 20 days and return to the field after a maximum of 35-40 days ".

There is a precedent, again in red and black colors, by Franco Baresi in Usa1994. Are these situations comparable?
"That was a particular case: it was an emergency operation in the United States to solve a very small injury. Theoretically yes, it is a problem that can have recovery times even shorter than 35 days, but, being a surgical intervention, it is necessary to respecting biological times and safeguarding the athlete's health; recovering too quickly is not always convenient ".

The Milan world hopes to have Tomori back for the derby on February 6, exactly in 22 days ...
"Well, he could also make it ... If they force the time a little, he might as well make it, even if - I repeat - forcing is not always positive. Risks? No, they are relative, let's talk about the right precautions. The choice will be made by the team Milan doctor who, in my view, is among the best in Italy; they are very good, very experienced and very capable.

Could injuries like Tomori's also be caused by pitches - such as San Siro - badly reduced?
"These days the playing fields are always at risk due to the weather conditions and it is not easy to keep them in good condition. However, I would not blame the San Siro lawn too much ...".
 

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You DO understand that Milan was on TOP of the whole fuckin world right? Please tell me this doesn't require a PhD in 4D underwater backgammon
We still are better than them.

And my PhD is in underwater basketweaving socialism.
 

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So how far back is Man Utd to City?
This Right here is the crux of the reason we are talking past each other.

We (those who think like us) want Milan ON TOP OF EVERYTHING.
Fuck ManUtd
Fuck Juventus
Fuck Inter

We should be fighting with the Madrid's and the Bayerns. I couldn't give a shit about "at least we're not as bad as Big Club X"

Even those big clubs that are struggling had more recent big time success than us. Are we really going to laugh at United and Barcelona because they're struggling now?

Kids these days have 0 fuckin self awareness 🤦🏽‍♂️😑🔫🤷🏽‍♂️
 

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2nd place not being midtable does not mean we accept being 2nd to Inter? What kind of logic is that?

It's like you saying you like owning a PSG shirt isn't being a PSG fan and me saying "You really accepted being a PSG fan by owning a PSG shirt?".
you guys understood perfectly what he meant by mid-table. You just taking it literal to prove a point.

So how far back is Man Utd to City?

very far, but I don't care?
 

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Also, what is this nonsense of "depleted Inter"? Do people that type these words not pay attention to our own squad for the last two years? Depleted is what we constantly are.
 

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Sam's Mom: SAM!!!! 🤬 WTF I CAUGHT YOU SUCKING TIMMY'S DICK!!!

Sam: Yeah Ma that's nothing... Johnny took the whole thing up his ass 😎👍🏽

Sam's Mom: 🤦🏽‍♀️
 

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Sam's Mom: SAM!!!! 🤬 WTF I CAUGHT YOU SUCKING TIMMY'S DICK!!!

Sam: Yeah Ma that's nothing... Johnny took the whole thing up his ass 😎👍🏽

Sam's Mom: 🤦🏽‍♀️
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Sam's Mom: SAM!!!! 🤬 WTF I CAUGHT YOU SUCKING TIMMY'S DICK!!!

Sam: Yeah Ma that's nothing... Johnny took the whole thing up his ass 😎👍🏽

Sam's Mom: 🤦🏽‍♀️
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Is this one of those stories where you use other people's names for your own projected fantasies?
 

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you guys understood perfectly what he meant by mid-table. You just taking it literal to prove a point.



very far, but I don't care?
Obviously not, creating an arbitrary definition didn’t lead to understanding here

Maybe it’s a language barrier situation
 

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Second place to a weakened Inter, in a third rated league, who are behind Bayern, City, Chelsea, Liverpool, Real, Atletico, P$G etc is VERY VERY VERY mid table.

We can do this all day comrade 🧐
Milan, behind atletico.

Interesting...

Lol at weakened inter. We also lost players during the summer and on top had a massive injury crisis.

Despite this we still scored 3 past liverpool... care to list which mid table teams have done that.

We would easily beat chelsea imo. Or at the very least get a draw.
 

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When this month started one of my hopes was we would get at least 10 points without Bennacer and Kessie. We are on track for that.

My other hope was that we wouldn't get more COVID cases and injuries. Yeah, so about that...

I still think we can compensate for Tomori's absence against the Spezias and Juves of this world. The derby will be tough without him though unless Inter lose players. But knowing their luck, some of their players will probably get COVID and inherit a superpower instead of a long-lasting condition.
 

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Well that is basically what Sam is doing 🤷🏽‍♂️
We got beat to the scudetto last year
We're getting beat again this year with an inter without Lukaku and Hakimi.

Am I supposed to be thrilled/grateful that we aren't getting fucked up the ass like United or Arsenal?
 

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Also... 96 away points out of a possible 120. That's top tier...regardless of whatever league it is.
 

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Obviously not, creating an arbitrary definition didn’t lead to understanding here

Maybe it’s a language barrier situation
Yes because in a football forum it is understood that everyone should speak with mathematical and linguistic precision :monto:
 

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I like how that's your first comment instead of defending your own bonehead comment.

Whaddya mean by mid-table bitch? 🤬
 

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Yes because in a football forum it is understood that everyone should speak with mathematical and linguistic precision :monto:
Obviously not, but being 2nd out of 20 positions last season and so far this season is not "mid" anything. Qaas is just baiting for me to post Steve Harvey gifs at him... :o

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Obviously not, creating an arbitrary definition didn’t lead to understanding here

Maybe it’s a language barrier situation
please don't use such advanced english words when replying to me
 

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The one midtable thing about Milan is our medical and training staff.
 
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