The Rumour Commode XXXV: Champions Edition

[General]

peak commode this week

 

[Kuroha]

Stupid and football IQ are two very different things though, you have pretty dimm people with high sport IQ and intelligent people with really low sport IQ, heck even if one just plays with a bigger group of friends or so it is pretty apparent that the off-field intelligence is pretty unrelated to the on-field one.

I believe even Einstein have a low footballing IQ

 

[Hitchens]

Longo: #Lazetic and, probably, #Botman confirm how #Elliott privileges the youth line. However, it contrasts with the summer purchasing campaign: #Messias , #Bakayoko , #Giroud and #Florenzi . For the #Milan it is time to understand what the real goals are

Longo seems to imply that we have Botman lined up for the summer. Remains to be seen.

 

[Kasoka]

Vlahovic - who Fiorentina bought from Partizan in 2018 for 1,5M at the age of 18, who Fiorentina raised snd formed, who Fiorentina put a lot of trust by giving him the chance to play with the big boys in Serie A after only a couple of months in Primavera - is holding his club ransom to force a move to Ladri.

Been there, done that. Do we really want that Snake?

Yes.

 

[nonsonoqui]

Recurring theme.

Everyone is abandoning good old masculinity/chivalry for a maximum pay career. Which it isn't, necessarily, because a loyal winning career may win you as much in sponsorship as you get from your mercenary wages. And we're all supposed to stand around and flap our hands at the relativity of it, like why would you act a gentleman if a 20m purse was available? Why, if you can chase the cheese?

It's happening all over Europe. Not with Theo tho, he stays. What a fucking

Bro, I love you and Theo to pieces, but I need to see Theo's extension officially before celebrating.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

Longo: #Lazetic and, probably, #Botman confirm how #Elliott privileges the youth line. However, it contrasts with the summer purchasing campaign: #Messias , #Bakayoko , #Giroud and #Florenzi . For the #Milan it is time to understand what the real goals are

Longo seems to imply that we have Botman lined up for the summer. Remains to be seen.

since Maldini arrived, we had to fill a lot of holes to put the team at a certain "base" level.
now we are at a point where there is a strong base., we can now pick 1-2 positions per window and raise the team level With signings like a Tomori, Botman, Sanches...even Adli,
being cheaper doesn't take him out of that Category, i believe he'll have a great impact ...

of course, always grabbing some Very Young players in the process, like Kalulu, Lazetic, Pelegri,

 

[Hitchens]

since Maldini arrived, we had to fill a lot of holes to put the team at a certain "base" level.
now we are at a point where there is a strong base., we can now pick 1-2 positions per window and raise the team level With signings like a Tomori, Botman, Sanches...even Adli,
being cheaper doesn't take him out of that Category, i believe he'll have a great impact ...

of course, always grabbing some Very Young players in the process, like Kalulu, Lazetic, Pelegri,

Kessie leaving creates a situation that costs money or risk - risk in the form of trusting Pobega(which is quite the stretch) to fill his shoes. Adli is coming to be our long time AM.

I'd accept Sanches. Seems an obvious and even more technical replacement to Kessie. High profile takes him down, but high profile also means experience. Sanches fits the bill in so many ways. Pobega isn't a replacement for Kessie, who are we kidding. He isn't even black

 

[Qaas]

Btw, I think @Qaas is racist. He always shits on the white players and supports almost only blacks

Oh here we go with the false accusations

AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN!!!

 

[Kuroha]

Almost the entire forum calls Kessié after Robert Mugabe.

Even if I was actively looking for racism in the forum I wouldn’t have to look far

So you prefer him to be called Dana White?

 

[Qaas]

What?? Who is this? Lmaooo

 

[rossonero1]

The whole balancing the books is BS. Juve and Barca are showing to be prime examples. They continue to throw around crazy amounts when they aren’t in the best financial shape.

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

Why didn't you chose a Swedish murderer to pin me, you racist? Proof that you white people will never accept us as one of yours.

Because you’re not we will always be the brown immigrants.

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

What?? Who is this? Lmaooo

You tell me!

 

[DonSilvio]

peak commode this week

For real. I wish I had joined sooner. It's like missing out on bitcoin

 

[Ronin]

peak commode this week

Leao weak stamina -> forum is racist -> Haaland=Ceausescu=Breivik -> Swedes and Norwegians don't like each other -> Hitchens is Jewish -> Iranians fuck children

All this within a couple of hours. Show me another place on the Internet as multi-dimensional as the Commode...

Just woke up to pee and catch up, see you in a couple of hours

 

[General]

i don't know how i got in here...i don't even know the topic of the discussion

sorry... slip of the thumb

 

[General]

Leao weak stamina -> forum is racist -> Haaland=Ceausescu=Breivik -> Swedes and Norwegians don't like each other -> Hitchens is Jewish -> Iranians fuck children

All this within a couple of hours. Show me another place on the Internet as multi-dimensional as the Commode...

Just woke up to pee and catch up, see you in a couple of hours

and we have an amateur search party for a member including us contacting the local police to complete a welfare check in the guy


this place is unreal

 

[R.Akbar]

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In my defense,

Khomeini is a Shi'a and have a totally different practice from Newcastle's one

 

[General]

I mean... there’s a new member hunting through old inactive threads

guy just quoted and replied to a 2005 post about lord of the rings…

like it was a convo from last week or something. This is his thing. He’s been doing it for a few weeks now

the weirdest shit I’ve seen on the forums in a long time

 

[General]

I mean... there’s a new member hunting through old inactive threads

guy just quoted and replied to a 2005 post about lord of the rings…

like it was a convo from last week or something. This is his thing. He’s been doing it for a few weeks now

the weirdest shit I’ve seen on the forums in a long time

- 2005 post

You guys are confused. Frodo is definitely the hero of the movie.

I don't have anything against Orlando. But I don't pay attention to acting in movies like LOTR and Kingdom of Heaven because the plot is more important.

today….

I actually enjoyed this action adventure, and on a big screen it looks great.

what In the fuck?

 

[General]

Thuhang reading through 20 years of threads

 

[Kmoney]

Yes, we are singing a player.

Hype aside, Lazetic has an incredible opportunity here with the options ahead of him in the coming years. Considering how careful we are with spending, we must have seen massive talent here to shell out 5 million

I have a gut feeling this dude is going to become a superstar and our #9 for the next 15 years

 

[R.Akbar]

Juventus Vlahovic and Fiorentina are trending on twitter

I hope this happens so Vlavohic could help Juve beats Inter, Napoli, and Atalanta

Also this time we beat Fio

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

In my defense,

Khomeini is a Shi'a and have a totally different practice from Newcastle's one

Add to the commode:

The fraction

Sunni vs shia

 

[General]

Truly the center of the known universe

 

[Master Smurf]

The whole balancing the books is BS. Juve and Barca are showing to be prime examples. They continue to throw around crazy amounts when they aren’t in the best financial shape.

Dont worry - one day we will be in the black and 20 yrs from now you will remember that glorious season when we balanced the books
Nobody celebrated around the world but we here in this forum will raise a class and salute the stewardship - what a season, grand triumph

The critics can say Barca and Juve arent currently winning and that is true - lets see in 3-5 years where all of us are and how the trophy cabinets look.

 

[Master Smurf]

Hype aside, Lazetic has an incredible opportunity here with the options ahead of him in the coming years. Considering how careful we are with spending, we must have seen massive talent here to shell out 5 million

I have a gut feeling this dude is going to become a superstar and our #9 for the next 15 years

We were doing the same with Pellegri and were ready to loan him out. We spent similar on Hauge and sold him already.

Lets not get ahead of ourselves - lets see if he can make an impact and hope for the best.

 

[Forza Rossoneri]

Is it better to check the forum reverse or from where you left off yesterday.

Belotti to Atalanta catching steam based on other rumours. I hope he comes to Milan.

Any chance Zlatan retires this season. Would be a massive hole in the dressing room, but he can't be here forever.

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[brk]

Belotti to Atalanta catching steam based on other rumours

Anything besides that unsubstantiated CM article?

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

I don’t understand Fiorentina. They sell Baggio to Juventus and their fans were dejected beyond belief, sparking a hate with Juve that never went away.

They then proceed to sell them Berna, Chiesa and now Vlahovic in recent years? Gtfo.

Think they even sold them Melo when he was highly rated….