The Rumour Commode XXXV: Champions Edition

[General]

I miss Damn

Damn, I miss damn?

 

[ROSSONERI7]

Damn, I miss damn?

Damn, Who's Damn?

 

[General]

oh lawddd

 

[General]

I had a dream that we won the scudetto and our American owners (yes, Congo) forced the team wear the most hideous shirts for the celebration party on open air bus

 

[joyrider]

Oh man I miss those open air bus celebrations.

 

[brk]

Klopp played just 4 attackers today. Salah, Firmino, Jota and swapped Mane on later in the 2nd half.
The difference between Liverpool and us is that their players are good enough that they don't have to use up all 5 subs every match.
They can stick to using just 3 subs a match and still get the best out of them.
In this situation, it makes sense that Origi isn't the first off the bench when Mane is just sitting there, and they also have Luis Diaz as well.
Origi wasn't even on the bench today, and they had 9 players there.
Just goes to show how deep their bench is really.

Premier league doesn’t have 5 subs. Only 3.

 

[Ryo]

Premier league doesn’t have 5 subs. Only 3.

Yeah, I think I addressed it in the second post.
When you have 6 options for 3 attacking spots and just 3 subs a game, Origi won't even make on the bench if you have the likes of Mane and Luis Diaz there.
He still ripped Milan a new one though.

 

[Caladan]

Origi played few season ago in Wolfsburg. He did not raped Bundesliga.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

Origi played few season ago in Wolfsburg. He did not raped Bundesliga.

because he is a horrible player.... couldn't even rip the Bundesliga in his 1 loan season there , in a relegation side. should have ripped it like Immobile did.

 

[Swagotelli]

Lille-Bordeaux: Sanches challenges captain Adli. Botman out due to injury​

 

[Swagotelli]

Kjaer Viking in name and in fact: until he returns, he does not shave his beard and hair​

 

[brk]

Lille-Bordeaux: Sanches challenges captain Adli. Botman out due to injury​

Renato is on the bench.

 

[leaf]

Wow Belotti is going to unleash the fury of his world class potential vs Salernitana. I can feel it

 

[Pingu]

oh lawddd

Maybe, just maybe, if it were Christmas time then this design would be acceptable - add some Christmas lights to it though but wtf are they thinking?

 

[Il Barone]

Maybe, just maybe, if it were Christmas time then this design would be acceptable - add some Christmas lights to it though but wtf are they thinking?

It must be a media stunt. Even though we’re going to play wearing it on Monday, no one can possibly think that kit is nice.

I think DaPlan is to get as much attention to it as possible, and the uglier it is, the more attention it will most likely get.

 

[taura]

Maybe, just maybe, if it were Christmas time then this design would be acceptable - add some Christmas lights to it though but wtf are they thinking?

so everyone will be watching our bologna game wanting to see how bad the kits will look but in reality, maldini just wanted the whole world to witness any potential shenanigans from the newbie ref

 

[Alo88]

I still hope this is a media stunt that is something along "slowly" revealing our next seasons kit by removing the white.

Because what's "underneath" the white looks very nice if you imagine it being the whole kit like a normal designer would design it.

 

[MilanBG]

Absolutely nothing impressive from Scamacca. MMM better be fully convinced of his quality cause I am not

 

[AC_Wesley]

Kjaer Viking in name and in fact: until he returns, he does not shave his beard and hair​

Hes gonna be a caveman when milanlab is done with him

 

[Ryo]

Absolutely nothing impressive from Scamacca. MMM better be fully convinced of his quality cause I am not

I think the talent pool for Italy this generation is just bad.
There aren't any exciting names and most of those celebrated for being "better than ordinary" are always the same ones simply because there aren't any true "up and coming" talents to get hyped about.

It's no surprise that in order to upgrade the team, Maldini and other teams decide to search abroad.

 

[Nevermore]

Absolutely nothing impressive from Scamacca. MMM better be fully convinced of his quality cause I am not

exactly
He scored some beauties, but that's about it

 

[vendetta27]

 

[Samaldinho]

Absolutely nothing impressive from Scamacca. MMM better be fully convinced of his quality cause I am not

Who do you want as our next striker?

 

[Congo Powers]

Absolutely nothing impressive from Scamacca. MMM better be fully convinced of his quality cause I am not

not true, a nice slap on acerbi

 

[General]

please god tell me the 4th kit is not what we wear for this next match

I want every single milan player to give away their kits after the Monday match

 

[Tantalis]

They really doubling down on those elf kits huh. Ac keebler elves

 

[Tantalis]

We should go for Ernie the main keebler elf. He's old but a dressing room leader for sure. Prob get him for cheap and his child elf workforce can supply our team cookies to increase morale.

 

[Samaldinho]

They really doubling down on those elf kits huh. Ac keebler elves

Great, now I want Keebler cookies.

 

[Swagotelli]

please god tell me the 4th kit is not what we wear for this next match

I want every single milan player to give away their kits after the Monday match

They are following Trump strategy of any press is good press

 

[Swagotelli]

Looks like Clarence is newly minted Muslim?

Was he married to someone else before? This lady looks like lot of surgery/Botox

Unrelated, but happy Ramadan to commoders who celebrate