The Rumour Commode XXXVI - Mission Accomplished Edition

[Wild]

Ibra not just for the header and the awareness, but for the screening that blocked the back pass which allowed Rebic to make the tackle.

I would give the young Milanista & his father 1%

 

[taura]

 

[Pigeon]

pathetic arab money

 

[wokegiant]

I was relaxed about this game. But then I thought that games I was relaxed or even secretly confident about are the ones that we do poorly in. So now I'm stressed.

Yeah I'm the same. Almost felt like that same "secret confidence" when the 03-07 Milan went into the knock-out stages of CL. Then I realised that this team isn't that yet (though I think this team has higher potential), and quickly become stressed again.

 

[Milan2012]

Holy fuck!

All inter legends get out of shape once they retire.

 

[wokegiant]

All part of the intricate dance

 

[General]

why would Elliott be unhappy about an offer that was a best and final from a buyer‘s perspective?

this is the shittiest reporting I’ve seen in ages

 

[Milan2012]

The local “experts” were confident it was a done deal, but ever since the second day the news broke about Investcorp the whole thing seemed to be getting further and further away.

Then again who knows, they might be waiting until the season is done.

 

[Pingu]

Media thinks they know everything, however it's more than likely a deal is close to being closed and won't be done until the season's end. So, the media need something to talk about and since it's still not "finalized" they invent shit.

 

[General]

Pingu, I think you’re onto something

 

[MilanMB]

Don't expect too much from Cagliari, they're in that position for a reason. They suck.

This is going down to the last match day. As long as we don't lose to Atalanta I'm happy. Win would obviously be awesome.

 

[Pingu]

Pingu, I think you’re onto something

 

[MilanBG]

Imagine being 'unhappy' with a 1.2 bn offer for a club that doesn't even own a stadium I am not believing anything reported by Italian media right now

 

[VillaiN]

Media knows shit. Its done between few people, ceos and firm doing due diligence. Even that mught be internal. Doubt tuttoshit and others have any insiders for this.
Heck even if it fails its better to stay with elliot than some half baked owner who ll fuck us up. Sell just to some who ll invest enough or in line with elliot. Redbird can f off imo.

Hope elliot put some Anti Glazer clause.
No taking debt on clubs name.
No taking money, dividends in next 5,10 years.
Must invest in stadium. Maybe yearly minimum to invest etc.

 

[R.Akbar]

Gabriel

 

[brk]

Gabriel

Seems pointless. Counts as a non-italian, non-milan (as far as I know). I think he came to Italy as a 20 year old, so he doesn't count. We keep Plizzari and he counts as a Milan homegrown at least.

 

[brk]

Hope elliot put some Anti Glazer clause.
No taking debt on clubs name.
No taking money, dividends in next 5,10 years.
Must invest in stadium. Maybe yearly minimum to invest etc.

Why would they care?

 

[Nestafan]

Gabriel

I'd rather keep the man who ensured we have the head to head record over Inter.

 

[brk]

I really hope the Curva have something special in store for Zlatan. It will (almost certainly) be his last game at San Siro.

 

[brk]

I'd rather keep the man who ensured we have the head to head record over Inter.

Almost everyone in the squad has had a magical moment in this season, except Gabbia, Bakayoko, Mirante and FBT.

 

[DOB]

Wow, is that really him?

He sure let loose after retired

Dude is just livin his best life and devouring everything. Y’all got better food over in europe

 

[Wild]

Dude is just livin his best life and devouring everything. Y’all got better food over in europe

Lebanese cuisine : hold my Houmoss.

 

[omer486]

He has such a terrible attitude, he looked bad even went back to Frankfurt and looked bad. Maybe for a loan?

He plays more like a second striker. I like him, I just don't think he would suit us. Good shout, though.

Honestly, none of these names perform to a degree that warrants paying for them, especially when Belotti and Origi are free. Honestly, none of them strike me as worth that money.

De Ketelaere is expensive for being that slow. I don't want to spend money on a kid who doesn't even have a best position.

But thank you all for sharing. I realize I disagreed with all of you, but, I respect your opinions and just thought I'd offer my views.

I am obviously on the Scamacca hype train for 30m, so who the fuck am I?

Also, brk, if Belotti comes, every miss is going to come with you being held responsible. I pray for you.

I was checking the stats on the UEFA CL site: https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/clubs/players/250117705--charles-de-ketelaere/

It seems that De Ketelaere had a top speed of 32.71 km / h.

That's pretty close to Salah, who had a top speed of 33.71 km / h ( https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/clubs/players/250052469--mohamed-salah/ )

And slightly faster than Origi at 32.4 km / h ( https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/clubs/players/250042610--divock-origi/ )

For Milan, Tomori got to 38.21 km /h and Theo H is at 35 km /h

Giroud is only at 28.7 km / h !!

So CDK is definitely not slow, being v close to Salah, who is considered a fast winger. And he plays Fwd, AM, CM, LW, RW; basically anywhere in mid or attack. Even as a Zlatan replacement he is much faster than Giroud, slightly faster than Origi and much better at passing / vision than them.

 

[Kaka92]

I don't know how I will survive the next seven days or how I will be even able to watch the game tomorrow. Holy shit, I haven't been this nervous in a long time.




Best case scenario, Milan win and Merda draw/lose, to end this suffering. Please lord, I'm not asking for much.

 

[Qaas]

I had a dream that we got SMS out of nowhere,
I was trolling Qaas to suck Maldini's dick as a sign of appreciation.
WTF

How did i look in your dream?

 

[Samaldinho]

I was checking the stats on the UEFA CL site: https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/clubs/players/250117705--charles-de-ketelaere/

It seems that De Ketelaere had a top speed of 32.71 km / h.

That's pretty close to Salah, who had a top speed of 33.71 km / h ( https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/clubs/players/250052469--mohamed-salah/ )

And slightly faster than Origi at 32.4 km / h ( https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/clubs/players/250042610--divock-origi/ )

For Milan, Tomori got to 38.21 km /h and Theo H is at 35 km /h

Giroud is only at 28.7 km / h !!

So CDK is definitely not slow, being v close to Salah, who is considered a fast winger. And he plays Fwd, AM, CM, LW, RW; basically anywhere in mid or attack. Even as a Zlatan replacement he is much faster than Giroud, slightly faster than Origi and much better at passing / vision than them.

 

[Qaas]

Holy fuck!

No way.. wow

 

[AC Kid]

I’m imagining Atalanta everywhere. Fucking bs just end the season already

 

[Master Smurf]

I was checking the stats on the UEFA CL site: https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/clubs/players/250117705--charles-de-ketelaere/

It seems that De Ketelaere had a top speed of 32.71 km / h.

That's pretty close to Salah, who had a top speed of 33.71 km / h ( https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/clubs/players/250052469--mohamed-salah/ )

And slightly faster than Origi at 32.4 km / h ( https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/clubs/players/250042610--divock-origi/ )

For Milan, Tomori got to 38.21 km /h and Theo H is at 35 km /h

Giroud is only at 28.7 km / h !!

So CDK is definitely not slow, being v close to Salah, who is considered a fast winger. And he plays Fwd, AM, CM, LW, RW; basically anywhere in mid or attack. Even as a Zlatan replacement he is much faster than Giroud, slightly faster than Origi and much better at passing / vision than them.

Darwin - 36.5 km / h

 

[Wild]

How did i look in your dream?

Like someone who would suck a dick to get us SMS.... Like a fuckin legend that you are.