The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

[Hitchens]

Origi, Ziyech and Luiz the first hits.

 

[DeNiro]

Luiz is in his last year of contract, so might be cheap-ish. If so, why not sign him. Very good DM, brazil International

 

[General]

 

[General]

Im happy when I see older players getting fat after retiring. I can never 4get wot Giggs said once "for yrs I have only smelled Christmas dinners"... they sacrifice a lot during their careers.

Fuck Giggs

not literally

dont want you to get excited

 

[A Wild Homosexual]

So its Luis + Renato or one of them ?

 

[vB9]

Another Summer, another DM addition in Milan's squad... so pissed at this.

Just fecking use Kalulu as a Makelele

 

[vB9]

Fuck Giggs

not literally

dont want you to get excited

Im all good... you go find him, and you feck him.

 

[General]

Im all good... you go find him, and you feck him.

why are you here still?

i thought I told you to go fuck giggs

 

[Qaas]

face reveal:

 

[Congo Powers]

we dont need to bully vb9 over the fact that the greatest player in man utd's history is giggs...and its kind of embarrassing that he's such a scumbag
we've already bullied him enough for these things, right??

 

[General]

@Qaas

Brilliant!!!

probably the post of the day

 

[patosheva]

Again luiz isnt what we need or what wr should buy and he will be 20plus mil easly

 

[General]

we dont need to bully vb9 over the fact that the greatest player in man utd's history is giggs...and its kind of embarrassing that he's such a scumbag
we've already bullied him enough for these things, right??

You’re probably right








dream killer

 

[vB9]

we dont need to bully vb9 over the fact that the greatest player in man utd's history is giggs...and its kind of embarrassing that he's such a scumbag
we've already bullied him enough for these things, right??

He fecking wishes. Greatest thing he ever did in a Utd shirt was this advert...

 

[General]

He fecking wishes. Greatest thing he ever did in a Utd shirt was this advert...

 

[Congo Powers]

He fecking wishes. Greatest thing he ever did in a Utd shirt was this advert...

yea, this is a shameful thing. greatest ever side and this weirdo pervert guy is in it...embarrassing, i get it

 

[vB9]

Slow Summer, slow transfers window... lets have a little west side story of our own...

 

[fray]

Origi, Ziyech and Luiz the first hits.

Three Premier League players with a moderate reputation in England, but don't get it twisted; those 3 are well capable of upping their level in a technical but also slower league like Serie A. All 3 technical players, easy on the eye.

Especially Ziyech. He's a player who never should've joined a Premier League club in his 'prime'. He's not a running threat or a physical unit. As @Mario pointed out earlier, a player like Ziyech is more suited to the technical football of Serie A or La Liga.

He's that type of player I could spend hours watching YouTube compilations of. At Milan, he's tailor-made for our 4231 as we'd have two different wingers on each flank capable of moving the needle; Leao's explosiveness is too deadly to handle and Ziyech's creativeness wouldn't be easy to contain. If we get those as winger options, I've got a good feeling we'll brush aside a lot of mid-table teams this year, scoring 4 or 5.

 

[Fabio]

"LaDy Luk"
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Thats some @Kojak shit right there

 

[vB9]

yea, this is a shameful thing. greatest ever side and this weirdo pervert guy is in it...embarrassing, i get it

We thought we got rid of the "scumbag" in Lee Sharpe... shudve been this fecker

 

[General]

For goodness sakes…

what is this world coming to?

MU amber and VB9gag scooting their asses around like some small household pets posting adds from washed up EPL teams with rapists and inbred adulterers as their legends?

 

[AC_Wesley]

I was going to say that you'll eat your words when you watch Origi play, but then I remembered that you don't watch Milan play.

I was going to say he will eat his words when Origi destroys Man U in the champions league but then I remembered they don't play in the champions league.

 

[General]

Slow Summer, slow transfers window... lets

 

[vB9]

Not a massive Giggs fan. Shit corners, shit crosses, not a particularly good runner with the ball, no great vision... really struggling to know why he lasted this long in the game.

 

[General]

Giggs smelled more than dinners when he was with whole family. What a low life

this one got me too…

!

 

[Curupira]

For goodness sakes…

what is this world coming to?

MU amber and VB9gag scooting their asses around like some small household pets posting adds from washed up EPL teams with rapists and inbred adulterers as their legends?

It’s a legit strategy bro

 

[General]

Not a massive Giggs fan.

 

[vB9]

Stop editing my posts you bald prick

 

[General]

Stop editing my posts you bald prick

 

[Congo Powers]

... EPL teams with rapists and inbred adulterers as their legends?