The Rumour Commode XXXVII: Mercato Dyspnea

[R.Akbar]

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Pioli notes found on hisdesk

I need that

i need Borini of any nation.

 

[Hitchens]

Just watched some CDK, very underwhelming. Good thing that youtube vids are useless for really understanding a player.

You pumped for the Giroud renewal pics?

 

[Pingu]

How to trigger the Commode:

Bakayoko is being signed as Kessie's replacement.

 

[Hitchens]

 

[stevan]

Next level savage

The stuff you guys will believe....

[Raphael Honigstein] I said "APPARENTLY Bayern have asked for all money up front" and then JOKINGLY added that Bayern "MIGHT NOT BE SURE" that Barca "ARE STILL AROUND" in one or two years. This was a lighthearted comment in a podcast, not a report.

 

[rossonero1]

Did he bring pastries for everyone in the office?

I hoped Bakayoko could become his old self here, that would have been great.

He started his next job with Uber Eats. He's delivering lunch to someone in the office.

 

[Hitchens]

He started his next job with Uber Eats. He's delivering lunch to someone in the office.

You have been funny lately. Congrats on unlocking a new skill!

 

[Samaldinho]

How to trigger the Commode:

Bakayoko is being signed as Kessie's replacement.

Nah, just say something negative about another club or for maximum impact, have the audacity to do that while praising Milan.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

Could be water, could be wine.

My gut feeling is that they want to feel him out. Maybe confront him with some hard cold facts, like "you fucking sucked when called on this season". Sound out his motivation, was it a one-season thing? Is he motivated to start passing to teammates instead of the opposition?

The possiblities are endless, my reason for calling you out was that on the face of it it could affect the sig bet.

True. Possibilities are endless. could even be be dick pics posted in all lockers. That’d be bad timing from him since Kessie left , Fik, pierre, Mike. Rafa Are not there yet…and Divock only just arrived.

Anyway a bet is a bet. Bring my sanction! (When they announce he cleared his locker, and removed all the dick pics).
I say what I believe like the rest. If wrong then wrong lol. Not the first time, wonT be the last. I don’t hide afterwards. Thats all we do here, decypher thing through our understanding.

Bring on the sanctions!!!

 

[Hitchens]

Just watched some CDK, very underwhelming. Good thing that youtube vids are useless for really understanding a player.

 

[Samaldinho]

Hitch to the commode today:

 

[Hitchens]

True. Possibilities are endless. could even be be dick pics posted in all lockers. That’d be bad timing from him since Kessie left , Fik, pierre, Mike. Rafa Are not there yet…and Divock only just arrived.

Anyway a bet is a bet. Bring my sanction! (When they announce he cleared his locker, and removed all the dick pics).
I say what I believe like the rest. If wrong then wrong lol. Not the first time, wonT be the last. I don’t hide afterwards. Thats all we do here, decypher thing through our understanding.

Bring on the sanctions!!!
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We haven't really specified the parameters of the bet.

To my mind it was: Will Bakayoko be treated as the Kessie replacement and be given the requisite confidence by the club?

I think we will move him on, but I'm not certain.

If I win your sig will be "I am applying for Norwegian citizenship".

 

[A_Wild_Homosexual]

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[Curupira]

Calling EPL fans stupid for their views is too far?

Ronnie has a segment called “everything is stupid”

 

[taura]

stevan whenever you mention barca

 

[sheva]

don't know if it was posted but Botman's interview at Newcastle just looks so sad.. sitting in a dark room, reminiscing about how it would be diffrent if he waited for Maldini's renewal




also the offices & medical checkups, looks like an office building in a run-down strip mall

 

[Hitchens]

I just unignored everyone I ignored.

Lets gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Hitchens]

don't know if it was posted but Botman's interview at Newcastle just looks so sad.. sitting in a dark room, reminiscing about how it would be diffrent if he waited for Maldini's renewal




also the offices & medical checkups, looks like an office building in a run-down strip mall

Any news on that traitors wage?

 

[seveners]

Real's Camavinga modeling clothing

 

[Hitchens]

@ROSSONERI7 and my sig?

 

[Master Smurf]

It seems that Milan is guided by the Ferengi rules of acquisition, particularly the third rule: "Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to."

@Master Smurf

As I remember they are also immune to telepathy so no Jedi mind tricks from you Skywalker groupies

So he was nicknamed the President since he couldnt read the signage at a parking spot

Its surprising you didnt know this
- It was always a big joke which is why it became even funnier with some getting all upset about still using the name etc

Mugabe was funny though.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

We haven't really specified the parameters of the bet.

To my mind it was: Will Bakayoko be treated as the Kessie replacement and be given the requisite confidence by the club?

I think we will move him on, but I'm not certain.

If I win your sig will be "I am applying for Norwegian citizenship".

Well, for players players already in the squad, unless you’re renewing, going to Casa Milan can only mean one thing lol.
It’s like the going to the principal’s office.

I’ll take the signature sanctions. For how long?
@brk wanna add something to it?

 

[Pingu]

Hitch to the commode today:

Meanwhile @Kojak starting fights with people because Dybala is further away each day:

 

[Master Smurf]

Because they are stupid and overpaying.

You can offer more money for something than a billionaire, it doesn't mean you have more spending power than them.

If we literally never spend (big sums) do we really have spending power - its like the tree falling in the forest

Are those Clubs in debt because if they arent having any cash issues then they will continue to overpay and chase targets for their fanbase - it may be folly but if it makes fanbase happy and them relevant then that maybe all that matters during the cycle.

 

[Fabio]

Qaas this morning

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[Swagotelli]

Former AC Milan midfielder Franck Kessie says that Zlatan Ibrahimovic told him he will fit in well at Barcelona.

Ibra hates Barca… if he said this, it is likely to throw shade at both cashie and Barca

 

[rossonero23]

Cdk- Botman.. unfortunately.

You think we could afford CDK...just ad a little more from the supposed Botman fund

 

[Samaldinho]

If we literally never spend (big sums) do we really have spending power - its like the tree falling in the forest

Are those Clubs in debt because if they arent having any cash issues then they will continue to overpay and chase targets for their fanbase - it may be folly but if it makes fanbase happy and them relevant then that maybe all that matters during the cycle.

So the transfer market is retail therapy for fans now?

Fuck me, I thought it was to get better players, improve your team, try to win things.

I guess fans can feel proud that they paid 15m more than another team when they're losing a game, didn't know fans did that. This is just another example of Maldini not giving fans what they need.

 

[A_Wild_Homosexual]

don't know if it was posted but Botman's interview at Newcastle just looks so sad.. sitting in a dark room, reminiscing about how it would be diffrent if he waited for Maldini's renewal




also the offices & medical checkups, looks like an office building in a run-down strip mall

Fuck him.
He would have refused if he didnt wanna go & Lille cant do shit.
Maybe he wouldnt come here but at least he would have stayed with Lille for one more season.

 

[Hitchens]

Well, for players players already in the squad, unless you’re renewing, going to Casa Milan can only mean one thing lol.
It’s like the going to the principal’s office.

I’ll take the signature sanctions. For how long?
@brk wanna add something to it?

1 month?