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Hey just for fun if you was to create the ultimate footballer...he/she would have the following attributes...

The dribbling of: Diego Maradona
The tricks of: Ronaldinho
The grace of: Johann Cruyff
The temperament of: Gary Lineker
The speed of: Rommedhal
The strength of: Adriano
The first touch of: Zinidine Zidane
The scoring instinct of: Gerd Muller
The Left Foot of: Hristo Stoichkov
The Right Foot of: Roberto Baggio
The passing of: Andrea Pirlo
The vision of: Dennis Bergkamp
The shooting of: Gabriel Batistuta
The volleying of: Mark Hughes
The lobbing of: Romario
The crossing of: Tomas Hassler
The heading of: Oliver Bierhoff
The tackling of: Paolo Maldini
The stamina of: Park Ji Sung
The freekick of: Juninho P.
The goal celebrations of: Filippo Inzaghi
The keeper skills of: Peter Schmiecel
The leadership of: Franz Beckenbaur

now that would be a pimp player
:D

what can you people come up with?
 

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I would only like to add one thing:

The diving of: Pippo Inzaghi :tongue:
 

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Lo Tsar said:
I would only like to add one thing:

The diving of: Pippo Inzaghi :tongue:

Actually i wouldve put the diving of Jurgen Klinsmann...
or Deco
 

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yonggoh said:
Actually i wouldve put the diving of Jurgen Klinsmann...
or Deco
The Power Of Adriano
The Pace On THe ball like Henry
The great passes and crosses of pirlo
And Finally everything of kaka s :D
 

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yonggoh said:
Hey just for fun if you was to create the ultimate footballer...he/she would have the following attributes...

The dribbling of: Diego Maradona
The tricks of: Ronaldinho
The grace of: Johann Cruyff
The temperament of: Gary Lineker
The speed of: Rommedhal
The strength of: Adriano
The first touch of: Zinidine Zidane
The scoring instinct of: Gerd Muller
The Left Foot of: Hristo Stoichkov
The Right Foot of: Roberto Baggio
The passing of: Andrea Pirlo
The vision of: Dennis Bergkamp
The shooting of: Gabriel Batistuta
The volleying of: Mark Hughes
The lobbing of: Romario
The crossing of: Tomas Hassler
The heading of: Oliver Bierhoff
The tackling of: Paolo Maldini
The stamina of: Park Ji Sung
The freekick of: Juninho P.
The goal celebrations of: Filippo Inzaghi
The keeper skills of: Peter Schmiecel
The leadership of: Franz Beckenbaur

now that would be a pimp player
:D

what can you people come up with?
The Coolness of Cafu :D
 

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yonggoh said:
Hey just for fun if you was to create the ultimate footballer...he/she would have the following attributes...

The dribbling of: Diego Maradona
The tricks of: Ronaldinho
The grace of: Johann Cruyff
The temperament of: Gary Lineker
The speed of: Rommedhal
The strength of: Adriano
The first touch of: Zinidine Zidane
The scoring instinct of: Gerd Muller
The Left Foot of: Hristo Stoichkov
The Right Foot of: Roberto Baggio
The passing of: Andrea Pirlo
The vision of: Dennis Bergkamp
The shooting of: Gabriel Batistuta
The volleying of: Mark Hughes
The lobbing of: Romario
The crossing of: Tomas Hassler
The heading of: Oliver Bierhoff
The tackling of: Paolo Maldini
The stamina of: Park Ji Sung
The freekick of: Juninho P.
The goal celebrations of: Filippo Inzaghi
The keeper skills of: Peter Schmiecel
The leadership of: Franz Beckenbaur

now that would be a pimp player
:D

what can you people come up with?

lol and the looks of damien duff :D:D:D
 

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Lo Tsar said:
I would only like to add one thing:

The diving of: Pippo Inzaghi :tongue:
:eek: Whaaa?!! He hasn't dived for 2 years! How about a more current figure, like RVN or Ballack? :D
 

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milan*7 said:
:eek: Whaaa?!! He hasn't dived for 2 years! How about a more current figure, like RVN or Ballack? :D
Inzaghi is funnier I think, and comedy is the main reason for me liking divers. Luca Toni is looking not bad as an heir to Inzaghi's title of "Grande Tufatore" ;)
 

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The hair of Andrea Pirlo or David Ginola.
The raised collar shirt like Eric Cantona.
The athleticsm of Ruud Gullit.

Some bad qualities to make him more human:
The spitting of Totti
All silly things that Roy Keane and Materazzi are known for.

And since Yonggoh said "..he or she...", there's a possibility that the player is a woman. So to twist a perfectly fine thread, aside from those qualities, what else do you think she must possess?
 
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gaizka22 said:
And since Yonggoh said "..he or she...", there's a possibility that the player is a woman. So to twist a perfectly fine thread, what do you think she must possess?

nice ass
 

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HAHAH beat me to it...

Maybe,,,,,,aaaaa THE PRESENCE and MOTION OF the one and only PELE
 

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Oh...i forgot
The alice band of Seedorf in 02-03 season.
That's the only way he could be in mentioned here. :D
 

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Skills and temperament seem pretty well covered so I'll add some physical characteristics.

The longevity and eyes of Maldini.
The cheekbones of Jon Dahl Tomasson
The mouth and butt of Nesta.
 

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DugiNesta said:
All Just like Alessandro Nesta :)
lol no need to make one then just get nesta ;)
 

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Lo Tsar said:
Inzaghi is funnier I think, and comedy is the main reason for me liking divers. Luca Toni is looking not bad as an heir to Inzaghi's title of "Grande Tufatore" ;)
I remember Stoichkov used 2 have the best dive in the world. :cool:
 

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The luck of the liverpool team in CL 2004/2005.

Well they kick out Chelsea,Juventus, and even Milan
 

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The technicolour Overcoats of: Jose Mourinho
The girlfriend of: Fabian Barthez (he is(or was) dating Linda Evangelista btw)
 

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Don Dada said:
the butt of Nesta? I didnt think u needed that to be a player.

:dance:

I like a little eye candy to go with the free kicking, scoring and defending.
 

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Anguisette said:
The cheekbones of Jon Dahl Tomasson

THE legendary Jon Dahl Tomasson?
Are you Mkz57 in disguise? :D
 

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yonggoh said:
The girlfriend of: Fabian Barthez (he is(or was) dating Linda Evangelista btw)
i would rather go with the girlfriend of:francesco totti, ilary blasi is just too hot :D :eek:
 

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takahan said:
The luck of the liverpool team in CL 2004/2005.

Well they kick out Chelsea,Juventus, and even Milan
agreed... but they must be REALLY REALLY LUCKY.
 

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maldini_mo said:
i would rather go with the girlfriend of:francesco totti, ilary blasi is just too hot :D :eek:
i hear ya buddy: :D
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Christian Karembau is one lucky man....
supermodel Adriana S is his gf....
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i can see this thread going way out of topic....
:cool:
 

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Does this mean the ultimate footballer would have implants? :)
 
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