Week 38: CAMPIONI D'ITALIA: Sassuolo vs Milan 22/05/2022 18:00 CEST

[Fabio]

I had a dream that we got SMS out of nowhere,
I was trolling Qaas to suck Maldini's dick as a sign of appreciation.
WTF

Step 1. Click the video.
Step 2. Read quote.
Step 3. Pour Coke into Glass.
Step 4. Enjoy.


ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF SERIE A

"Fueled by euphoria and ready to sacrifice it all, Milan square off against Sassuolo in one final bout. With expectations continuing to build, Pioli has surpassed the footballing capabilities of all the other seria a teams. Perhaps the years of banter era were really needed but the bogeyteam of berardi (interista) and co. isnt going to make it easy for them. Stay tuned as the two teams throw down to decide this seasons champion, the final battle is now. The Scudetto is in their hands. Now Milan will battle a club who has tormented them time after time. Will Quaas suck Maldinis dick? Will MilanMB get fucked in the eyes and will the players when it comes down to it..be able to keep their cool and will they have what it takes to cement themselves in Milans HISTORY?? Find out next week on the final Episode of Dragonba- i mean SERIE A!"

Keep Calma & Forza Milan
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WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.

WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.

 

[joyrider]

 

[Pingu]

Don't mind me, just on my way to watch Milan win Scudetto.

 

[scarecrows]

I refuse to believe we can lose the scudetto on this game

Forza Milan, make us proud

 

[Pigeon]

WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.
WE ARE SO GOOD ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.

 

[Pingu]

If only there were an "All or Nothing" series about this season of Milan... because this game is literally all or nothing for us.

 

[Rickaka]

dai dai dai

 

[taura]

 

[taura]

 

[nuttela]

2am on a Monday

It is what it is. Let's get this done

 

[Hitchens]

 

[fray]

.. "È il nostro tempo"​

 

[Forza1]

Will be amazing atmosphere and hopefully pitch invasion after we win scudetto. Probably more Milan fans in stadium than Sassuolo.

 

[milanazkals]

In the first page of the first Milan scudetto for this decade. Feels good.

 

[Swagotelli]

Dionsi: “Honestly, it doesn’t worry us at all. It’s stimulating. We want to finish well and we will try to honour the season until the end. We know what the value of the match is for our opponent and we are only more motivated by this”

 

[Il grande Milan]

Things to look forward to:

-Win the scudetto
-Kebab's strong inner feelings of sadness, regret and humiliation... and not because his children suspiciously look like young Zlatan
-Donna's uncontrollable tears when Mike lifts the trophy
-Jumping with Inter fans who are still celebrating their Coppa

 

[Stitches]

We gooooooo

 

[Bringfriends]

This game is the last step and these young guys will forever live in our hearts and minds. To immortality boys! Forza Milan!

 

[Hitchens]

 

[Wild]

Thanks Hitch for keeping me semi up to date.
I said semi because the idiot was late updating specially after goals.
Probably celebrating

 

[General]

If we don’t get to 100 pages on this thread, Congo will take a picture of his balls and post

again

 

[Hitchens]

Thanks Hitch for keeping me semi up to date.
I said semi because the idiot was late updating specially after goals.
Probably celebrating

Newborn + fucking inlaws visiting

I felt bad.

 

[brk]

This game is the last step and these young guys will forever live in our hearts and minds. To immortality boys! Forza Milan!

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So Fik just doesn’t obey the laws of gravity, does he?

 

[kevin_dk]

A clean sheet please. We are who we are this season thanks to the below players.

Mike, Tatarusanu, Tomori, Kalulu, Kjaer, Romagnoli, Calabria, Theo and Florenzi.

 

[Nestafan]

2am on a Monday

It is what it is. Let's get this done

Nice to hear from you again dude

 

[Jivara]

2am on a Monday

It is what it is. Let's get this done

Do you still eat a lot of Nutella everyday?

 

[Nestafan]

Just one final flourish.

 

[Neruda]

If we lose it will hurt more than 2005

 

[punisher]

If we lose it will hurt more than 2005

Shut the fuck up.

 

[WILL2K]

Definitely we are going for the win, but the team should be more relaxed than the Atalanta game knowing that an unlucky draw would still crown us Champions. We are almost at the finish line and I see us scoring at least 3.