Raz
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My first thread!
You can put together a team of current or past players, or a mixture of both.
They can be any combination of crazy, fun, criminal, violent,... whatever you can think of, even if they just look funny!
It would also be nice if you explain your choices with some background on the players.
So, here's my team:
GK: Rogerio Ceni, plays for Sao Paulo, is probably the highest scoring goalkeeper of all time with over 100 goals, mostly from free kicks and penalties.
RB: Couldn't find any crazy right backs, so I put Alves there, because I think he's one of the highest scoring in that position and his game is all about attack.
CB: Pepe is just fucking crazy.One of the most violent players out there.
CB: Terry would probably fuck the wives and girlfriends of every other player on this list if they played on the same team.
LB: I chose Evra because I would love to see how it would pan out between him and the next player on the list if they played together.
RM: Suarez is one crazy motherfucker! Bit an Ajax player a few years back, racially abused Evra and refused to shake hands with him in a later mach.
Bit Ivanovic last month.
CM: Flamini, two footed tackles, two footed goals, looks like James Bond. What more could you want?
CM: Barton is probably the craziest player out there. He was in prison 2 or 3 times for assault, he assaults his teammates during training regularly,
gets into brawls with opposing players during matches, insults people on twitter and sometimes speaks in a strange French accent.
LM: Aside from being a traitor and a cunt, he is constantly getting into fights with managers, referees other players, club directors and presidents.
He once stated in an interview that he hoped there are no gay players in the Italian national team.
He was also heard boasting that he slept with over 600 women in his lifetime( I highly doubt that, because he has a face that looks like the surface of the moon).
CF: Simply Ibra! Some of the things he does and says are just !
CF: Balotelli is God! No need to say anything more about him.
Coachelio Rossi. Why? Ask Adem Ljajic!
So tell me what you think about this thread, about my formation, and also post your own!
Thanks!
You can put together a team of current or past players, or a mixture of both.
They can be any combination of crazy, fun, criminal, violent,... whatever you can think of, even if they just look funny!
It would also be nice if you explain your choices with some background on the players.
So, here's my team:
GK: Rogerio Ceni, plays for Sao Paulo, is probably the highest scoring goalkeeper of all time with over 100 goals, mostly from free kicks and penalties.
RB: Couldn't find any crazy right backs, so I put Alves there, because I think he's one of the highest scoring in that position and his game is all about attack.
CB: Pepe is just fucking crazy.One of the most violent players out there.
CB: Terry would probably fuck the wives and girlfriends of every other player on this list if they played on the same team.
LB: I chose Evra because I would love to see how it would pan out between him and the next player on the list if they played together.
RM: Suarez is one crazy motherfucker! Bit an Ajax player a few years back, racially abused Evra and refused to shake hands with him in a later mach.
Bit Ivanovic last month.
CM: Flamini, two footed tackles, two footed goals, looks like James Bond. What more could you want?
CM: Barton is probably the craziest player out there. He was in prison 2 or 3 times for assault, he assaults his teammates during training regularly,
gets into brawls with opposing players during matches, insults people on twitter and sometimes speaks in a strange French accent.
LM: Aside from being a traitor and a cunt, he is constantly getting into fights with managers, referees other players, club directors and presidents.
He once stated in an interview that he hoped there are no gay players in the Italian national team.
He was also heard boasting that he slept with over 600 women in his lifetime( I highly doubt that, because he has a face that looks like the surface of the moon).
CF: Simply Ibra! Some of the things he does and says are just !
CF: Balotelli is God! No need to say anything more about him.
Coachelio Rossi. Why? Ask Adem Ljajic!
So tell me what you think about this thread, about my formation, and also post your own!
Thanks!