The Rumour Commode XXI

[beegees]

imagine if Montella hired by RM.

Florentino Perez: "Okay Mr. Montella, which area you want to improve?"
Montella: "eemmm... striker"
Florentino Perez: "okay, who do you want?"
Montella: "Kalinic"
Florentino Perez: (shocked in spanish)

 

[Pigeon]

montella wanted bonucci......... so so midtable and not da milan

 

[Charbel]

@ilfufoggiano51 : Bacca tutto fatto

 

[Massaro94]

Fuck lapagol he isn't even a better than bakaye traore

That passion tho

#TeamRubicon

 

[Ryo]

@ilfufoggiano51 : Bacca tutto fatto

I know it doesn't translate to that in Italian, but reading it out loud makes me laugh for some reason

 

[papaberlu]

imagine if Montella hired by RM.

Florentino Perez: "Okay Mr. Montella, which area you want to improve?"
Montella: "eemmm... striker"
Florentino Perez: "okay, who do you want?"
Montella: "Kalinic"
Florentino Perez: (shocked in spanish)

b-b-but why are they openly pursuing Belott and Auba?

 

[LocalHero80]

In what dimension of hell is Aubameyang not WC?

in the same dimension where all WC players left dortmund ages ago, except Abumayeng. No top club was close to buying him, they all found other options, most non WC, which would be hilarious if Abu was WC. Poaching goals in the no tactics fodderliga doesn't make one WC. With so few players on the market, a WC player would be taken in no time.

 

[Thenebra]

imagine if Montella hired by RM.

Florentino Perez: "Okay Mr. Montella, which area you want to improve?"
Montella: "eemmm... striker"
Florentino Perez: "okay, who do you want?"
Montella: "Kalinic"
Florentino Perez: (shocked in spanish)

You mad bro?

 

[Hugh Janus]

the same reason why he want Kalishit.

i can clearly see he will get sacked this season.
because he is so m i d t a b l e


looking forward to our new coach
Mr. Mauricio Roberto Pochettino

omfg yes

Pochettino is perfect for the new Chinese Milan.

 

[vanbasten]

We will play 4 games in 10 days from 17th - 27th of August. Some rotation is needed, chill.

 

[LocalHero80]

and yeah, Lapadula is shit

 

[Massaro94]

welcome to RnB, where the likes of Balotelli and Boateng are remembered with nostalgia, and a fw that came to our club when noone else wanted, after winning 2 EL's and being a key striker for a season is being shit on. Grande tiffozi

If he's indeed leaving, thanks for everything Carlos,

 

[Quan]

welcome to RnB, where the likes of Balotelli and Boateng are remembered with nostalgia, and a fw that came to our club when noone else wanted, after winning 2 EL's and being a key striker for a season is being shit on. Grande tiffozi

If he's indeed leaving, thanks for everything Carlos, too bad you stopped caring and couldn't get your head sorted. Best of luck back in Spain

He came after Milan bought him for 30m!! 30 fucking million!! and his wage was 3.5m.. so don't tell me he came for his love to Milan.

 

[Y-Bido92]

That passion tho

#TeamRubicon

Seriously though I don't understand this fetish with his "passion" bring any player off the street and they'll probably show grinta because they have nothing else to show.

 

[LocalHero80]

imagine if Montella hired by RM.

Florentino Perez: "Okay Mr. Montella, which area you want to improve?"
Montella: "eemmm... striker"
Florentino Perez: "okay, who do you want?"
Montella: "Kalinic"
Florentino Perez: (shocked in spanish)

yeah Perez who fired Ancelotti and brought a fat loser as their coach shocked

 

[theduck7]

Getting a bit more enthusiastic about the Kalinic deal, he will be better for team play plus he is 2 years younger than Bacca. Part of me still wonders what Bacca could've done with this seasons team around him but we will never know

 

[LocalHero80]

He came after Milan bought him for 30m!! 30 fucking million!! and his wage was 3.5m.. so don't tell me he came for his love to Milan.

what do you mean his love for Milan? Why would he love a club he had no connection with? His clause was 30M, thats irrelevat, and 3.5 for his status as one of the hottest strikers at that time is more than ok, we even had Muntari for 3M. And all that without guarantees that club is getting sold and money will be invested in the project. Noone else even cared for Milan at that moment. Even the fucktard Martinez played games with us.

 

[Mario]

It's only normal that Kalinic costs 25m in a world where Bacca goes for 18m

Kalinic is 2 years younger, better & is in demand (unlike Bacca who was frozen out of the squad & didn't attract serious suitors all summer)

 

[LocalHero80]

Getting a bit more enthusiastic about the Kalinic deal, he will be better for team play plus he is 2 years younger than Bacca

Kalinic and Bacca are different players, I don't know why they're being compared all the time. Bacca couldn't play with back to goal, he was the catch and shoot type of guy.

 

[KujaIX]

Seriously though I don't understand this fetish with his "passion" bring any player off the street and they'll probably show grinta because they have nothing else to show.

And I'd probably take those randomers off the street over no-effort, dribbles-like-StephenHawking, passes-like-HelenKeller glace cherry.

 

[Y-Bido92]

And I'd probably take those randomers off the street over no-effort, dribbles-like-StephenHawking, passes-like-HelenKeller glace cherry.

You're still paying 20m for that randomer.

 

[Nalim]

omfg yes

Pochettino is perfect for the new Chinese Milan.

I think he will stay at Spurs for as long as they can keep their star players. He's building something truly special in Tottenham.

 

[Raz]

You're still paying 20m for that randomer.

What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[Neruda]

Montella's doubts for Shkëndija: Zapata or Musacchio alongside Bonucci, Locatelli or Montolivo, Borini or Niang, A. Silva or Cutrone. [SKy]

Montella how is this even something to think about?

200M euro spend and he is still thinking about playing the fodders.

im you for dissing our coach over a stupid statement to fill in the blanks from sky

 

[Y-Bido92]

What the fuck are you talking about?

Aw did I hurt your feelings?

 

[Raz]

Aw did I hurt your feelings?

Just explain what you're talking about. What 20 million?

 

[Y-Bido92]

Just explain what you're talking about. What 20 million?

Lapa transfer + wages + food we fed him

 

[KAKA4LIFE]

Kalinic as SS? He has the pace and very technical... Much better than Niang as winger

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[Raz]

Lapa transfer + wages + food we fed him

His food cost 9 million?

 

[Y-Bido92]

His food cost 9 million?

Yeah man food is expensive af in milan