German Bundesliga Thread

[Massaro94]

Alaba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Az.]

Carlo before the game:

What place are these guys in again?
6th boss.
Alright, you know what to do.

 

[AndreiX]

had nothing to do so I watched Dortmund's game. Dembele is crazy good for his age, Aubameyang s performance was lacklustre

 

[Qaas]

Buyernliga 5-6 Serie J

 

[Jasper]

Serie J

GOAT league! :nod:

 

[acmilan4ever]

@BBCSport
Borussia Dortmund and head coach Thomas Tuchel have parted company

 

[acmilan4ever]

 

[alexbolt84]

In German football I like the performance of Bayern Munich. And this year they are going to open Bundesliga in August along with Bayer Leverkusen (there is schedule if you need https://777score.com/football/tournaments/germany/bundesliga-225) No doubts that Borussia Dortmund are also awesome footballers and i would love to see these two playing for 1st place in Bundesliga 17/18.

 

[Massaro94]

Only 3 Bayern players

They ain't winning jack diddly

 

[Andromeda]

Manuel Neuer replaced Philip Lahm as Muenchen Il'Capitano .. congrats

 

[Fabio]

Bayern vs Leverkusen in an hour if anyone is interested.

 

[Massaro94]

That Bayern kit is horrible

Looks like adidas know what time it is

 

[Fabio]

Bayern pressing the SHIT out of leverkusen. They did a 180 turn since preseason games. Always there when it counts. Ribery and Vidal+Tolisso bossing the game.

 

[ZBoban]

Bayern pressing the SHIT out of leverkusen. They did a 180 turn since preseason games. Always there when it counts. Ribery and Vidal+Tolisso bossing the game.

Well they were missing like 7-8 regulars for most of pre-season. You can't really judge a team that way.

 

[Massaro94]

golazo

Comeback is on

 

[Milaniscool]

So Dembele is not about to play against Wolfsburg? What a cunt move to just walk out on the team.

 

[Fabio]

Dortmund froze him out.

On a side note: Schalke beat Leipzig 2:0. Goretzka is a machine. Such a complete player but Naby keita.. omg what a fucking beast he is.

 

[Jasper]

in Estonian "mats" is more or less the same as peasant. why and how is Ancelotti supposed to work with this? - https://imgtc.com/w/k5nKJO1

 

[Casualista]

Why am I not surprised ancelotti is bottling games with world's best defense

 

[jammin]

world's

best

defense

 

[Qaas]

 

[Fabio]

Lol bayern does not have best defence anymore. Neuer is past his prime (Uth's first goal shows it, terrible positioning), boateng is made of glass, martinez is nowhere near his form in 2013-14, kimmich sucks defensively and alaba is a shadowof his former self, dunno wtf happened to him.

Since lahms + alonsos departures everything gone to shit and bayern is starting to crumble and lose dominance which is good actually. Lewandowski looking to jump ship too if it keeps up this way

 

[Casualista]

*Usual French bitterness*

 

[jammin]

Lol bayern does not have best defence anymore. Neuer is past his prime (Uth's first goal shows it, terrible positioning), boateng is made of glass, martinez is nowhere near his form in 2013-14, kimmich sucks defensively and alaba is a shadowof his former self, dunno wtf happened to him.

Since lahms + alonsos departures everything gone to shit and bayern is starting to crumble and lose dominance which is good actually. Lewandowski looking to jump ship too if it keeps up this way

Yes my friend, the Bundesillusions will not continue for much longer. The Bundesdeluded will keep clinging on to their fantasies and Confederation Cups (LOL), but the Bundeslessfuture is already here.

The Bundesliga has peaked and already begun its decline. While the Bundesfodders keep exchanging players between themselves for pathetic amounts of money, the real barons of this world, the Manchesters and England, PSG, Madrid and Barca, the Milanos will carry the footballing world into the future of mega money and galaxy wide stars. Soon the Bundes will lose their CL place to the French and their humiliation will be complete.

Bayern Monaco, such fools. By hiring the ultimate, the UBER Anti-Bundes manager in Ancelotti, they have already signed their death warrant.
They got a lucky break with El Pep (who more or less won their country a World Cup with Low copying his tactics), but they even managed to fuck that up.

Dortmund have less control over their player's futures than an Eredivisie club. Leipzig is a meme, a fun meme but still a meme. Leverkusen, Wolfsburg, Schalke etc. are embarrassments.

Bundesliga is dead.

 

[KujaIX]

Classic ******, useless as usual.

 

[Ronin]

Classic ******, useless as usual.

?

 

[leaf]

An-Shit
(Wild's name for Ancelotti)

 

[jammin]

AncelOUTti

Fraudelotti

Chokelotti

 

[Stitches]

how to give up 2-0 lead:
a) have a goalkeeper like this - https://imgtc.com/w/b74VmEm
b) have a defender like Mats - https://imgtc.com/w/MNaWaxf

at this point sabotage/mutiny is pretty much confirmato

 

[Massaro94]