"It's confirmation of what we already knew, nothing more than confirmation.”
Massimo Moratti thinks ‘getting away with it on a technicality of the statute of limitations’ qualifies as an innocent verdict. It doesn’t.
“I hoped that Inter would’ve foregone the statute of limitations in this case. There is no statute of limitations on ethics. We had to stick to the rules. If the rules do not satisfy some, then that is out of our hands.”
That’s FIGC President Giancarlo Abete giving what Moratti seems to believe is an extra medal for the 2006 Scudetto
“The past two seasons have been negative, as we started out well enough only to collapse after Christmas.”
Claudio Marchisio has identified Juve’s problem: an allergy to turkey and Brussels sprouts
“I’ll kill them if they’ve broken my Edinson.”
Napoli President Aurelio De Laurentiis goes all Wendi Deng on Uruguay
“Gennaro Gattuso said he’d cut my hair with a tackle!”
Stephan El Shaarawy had a buzz cut, now he will test the stud cut
"It is important to make clear that Franco will continue in his current role on a full-time basis until either October or November 2011, depending on England's progress in their qualifying group. He will not commence his work with Roma until after this time.”
The England FA happily ignore the fact Baldini already took part in meetings, confirmed he met with Andre Villas-Boas for the club and gives interviews on the Giallorossi project
“The indecent proposal would have to be of €100m, otherwise Marek Hamsik will be staying here.”
That’s not so much indecent as immoral, De Laurentiis
“I would give myself 1.5, perhaps a 2 out of 10 at best.”
Julio Cesar’s online dating profile did not start well
“I went to Turin. I was warmly welcomed by [former director general Jean-Claude] Blanc, but he and his collaborators didn’t think investing in Giuseppe Rossi was right. I couldn’t pay what Manchester United wanted for Rossi, but we and another Italian club could have signed him for €5m each.”
Parma President Tommaso Ghirardi confirms the nose for a bargain that brought Juventus to spend millions on Diego and Tiago Mendes
“We are counting on the younger players and if they make errors then we just have to show them patience.”
Has new President Thomas Di Benedetto ever met a Roma fan?
“They are treating him like an old shoe.”
Sebastien Frey got the boot, says agent Carlo Pallavicino
“Vidal is a useful player. He’s an incredible stealer of balls.”
We think Marcelo Salas meant that as a compliment
“I had thought Ibrahimovic was an arrogant b*****d, but he’s really nice, kind and funny.”
It’s an easy mistake to make, Kevin-Prince Boateng
“As for Pippo Inzaghi, seeing him train at age 39 makes you think everything is possible. I’d throw up if I ran as much as he does.”
Boateng notes Inzaghi has the stamina of a marathon Olympic gold medallist and the stomach of a concrete elephant
“I will avoid talking to Pioli about the tactical system. I did that with Rossi, seeing as he obstinately kept playing the same way.”
We give Maurizio Zamparini a week before he’s sending detailed notes in public
“The truth is that they are happy to stay together and they will, so long as nothing changes between now and the end of August.”
Samuel Eto’o is as secure as any married couple on separate holidays, says agent Claudio Vigorelli
“On paper we’re definitely not a seventh-place team.”
On the pitch, Giorgio Chiellini, Juve are
“In football, contracts were made to be broken."
Corinthians President Andres Sanchez spotted the ‘Worthless Scrap Of Paper’ clause in the fine print
“Juventus? They were the ones who sent me away. If I was to ever return then they would have to be the ones to convince me.”
Sebastian Giovinco’s anthem is ‘Cry me a river’
“As for Stevan Jovetic, I asked him not to get hurt...”
Sinisa Mihajlovic’s tactics are the 4-3-2-wrapped in cotton wool
“I feel like a prisoner at Bologna, as they won’t let me go.”
Gaston Ramirez declares: ‘I am not a shirt number! I am a free man!’
“Either we receive a quality player in exchange, or Rodrigo Palacio is staying with us.”
So why is Enrico Preziosi asking for Goran Pandev? Make your mind up!
“Football goes in waves of fashion, but I did well to resist.”
Alberto Malesani still wears bell-bottoms on the touchline
“I bet you a pizza and a beer that Wes is staying with Inter.”
Dejan Stankovic’s new betting scandal was underwhelming
“I am convinced Eduardo is a good goalkeeper, but I decided he’d be best somewhere else for a year to avoid being bombarded with criticism at the slightest mistake.”
Genoa President Preziosi thinks absence will make the heart grow fonder
“I’ve received an offer from Europe that will vastly improve my salary.”
At least Felipe Melo is honest about why he’s leaving Juventus
“Leonardo betrayed me.”
Milan fans called Leo Judas, now Marco Materazzi puts himself in the Last Supper as Jesus
“We have found our Mister X, but that’s not to say he will actually arrive.”
Adriano Galliani will try just being pen-pals first and see how it develops