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Alexandre Pato Thread

How many goals will Pato score for Milan in 2012-2013?


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fredrik9

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I actually received a pm yesterday asking if I was Ibra.

Obviously I answered yes.

The reply: "Fuck you for not scoring against Inter."
 

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And why is this in Pato's thread?
Why is anything except medical reports and wishful thinking in the Pato thread?

Ouch.
 

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The question mark was before Galliani's smiley... :rolleyes:

Just pulling your leg.. :tongue:

I think Robi is great, sometimes he drives me crazy though.. his misses/Pato's injuries/Zlatan's red cards last season :devilfir:
 

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Why is anything except medical reports and wishful thinking in the Pato thread?

Ouch.

Again, why the fuck do you, Mr. wannabe funny guy, continue to post garbage in this thread?

Who's the member with the most posts in Pato's thread? Surprise! Guess you're obsessed with 2 players not just 1.

And here's a tip - YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. The sooner you get this through your head, the better, for all of us.

Seriously don't hate on Pato just because he was scoring for Milan while you were an Inter fan. :g:
 

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Again, why the fuck do you, Mr. wannabe funny guy, continue to post garbage in this thread?

Who's the member with the most posts in Pato's thread? Surprise! Guess you're obsessed with 2 players not just 1.

And here's a tip - YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. The sooner you get this through your head, the better, for all of us.

Seriously don't hate on Pato just because he was scoring for Milan while you were an Inter fan. :g:

Ouch. The brilliance. :star:
 

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Still here... still whoring for attention...

Your self-analysis is on track. Now look for solutions.
Therapy could help. Maybe medication?
 

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We missed our chance to sell Pato, now we are stuck with big daddy's kid.
 
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I guess I'm no Milan fan then, 'cause those things don't make me feel any less about Milan...

maybe i misunderstood your analogy.....but....what i meant to say /express was:

pato's hamstrings/asscheeks/tendons: bad for milan fans
 

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Nope. Only solution would be selling Ibra to City. Hence Fredrik transfers to Bluemoon.

I would still be up your ass. In an annoying, kinda itching way.
 

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http://alexandre-duck.tumblr.com/

I was a bit worried that he may sky it the way he hit with so much anger. Seriously.

Robinho would've missed it for sure. :D
 

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Robinho would have missed the ball completely no doubt.:D

Actually at the moment he went pass the keeper i also wasnt so sure he would score, had a felling hed smash it off the post considering ducks luck lately.
 

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Your self-analysis is on track. Now look for solutions.
Therapy could help. Maybe medication?

Bahahahahahaa.

Omg, Fredrik!

You got to tone it down, mr! You're too fucking funny for the internet, let alone this forum!

My freaking god!
 

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Fredrik is giving it to Pato fans.

This is not gonna end well.
 

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Fred man tread carefully... we don´t wanna see you banned. :D
 

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Fred man tread carefully... we don´t wanna see you banned. :D

I walk the line. Always have. But thanks. :)

You were fine before me and will be fine after me.
 

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:lol:

Surprise! It's from the Swedish Ibra-fetish journo.

:thumbsup::lol:

Ibra's going to slump just like he did last season, and the year before for Barca, and the year before that. Pato will be returning to fitness then, and will carry us through Ibra's whiny period, and then when Ibra's back to feeling like trying, we'll still be on track for the Scudetto.
 

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:thumbsup::lol:

Ibra's going to slump just like he did last season, and the year before for Barca, and the year before that. Pato will be returning to fitness then, and will carry us through Ibra's whiny period, and then when Ibra's back to feeling like trying, we'll still be on track for the Scudetto.

ok

Mr Nostradamus AKA JK Rowling
 

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:thumbsup::lol:

Pato will be returning to fitness then, and will carry us through Ibra's whiny period, and then when Ibra's back to feeling like trying, we'll still be on track for the Scudetto.

You think he'll score his second goal in the league this year in March or April?

And then "carry" us? :lol:
 

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You think he'll score his second goal in the league this year in March or April?

And then "carry" us? :lol:

Seriously stop hating, previously you write shit that all you want is for "your" team a trophy and later this. At least pretend you are here also for Milan not only Ibra.
 

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Seriously stop hating, previously you write shit that all you want is for "your" team a trophy and later this. At least pretend you are here also for Milan not only Ibra.

Read the posts and get a grip.
 

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There is no point comparing Ibra and PAto. Ibra is a player that has carried every team he has played for except Barca where he was out of the sistem.

Pato DID carry Milan at one point, where he was the only dangerous player in here always scoring. The second dangerous player back then was Kaka' of course, and when Ricky didnt play, Pato was the one that was the man in the team.

He lost it, yes. But so did Balotelli in Inter and many other players elswhere, like Henry when the great Carlo played him as a RW....etc.

PAto is here and so it is. He is not 35, he is 22. Scored more then 50 serie a goals.
 

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:thumbsup::lol:

Ibra's going to slump just like he did last season, and the year before for Barca, and the year before that. Pato will be returning to fitness then, and will carry us through Ibra's whiny period, and then when Ibra's back to feeling like trying, we'll still be on track for the Scudetto.

i dont think so. and nope. i'm not fanboying for zlatan. but when tevez arrives, which it certainly looks like now, zlatan is gonna look forward to playing with tevez...that is, when tevez becomes match fit and hit some form. it's like zlatan will have a new toy to try out. he'll work extra hard to make sure the goals are coming, whether he scores, or tevez does. the bigger probably is zlatan and the CL:o
 

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