The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[MilanMB]

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You're flexiiiiiiiiiing

 

[Ash-ish]

Haaland banging three goals with that kit and showing off to Inzaghi like...

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... would definitely seal the deal for me.

Yeah it’s a shame if we think it’s some kind of glory.
I just want inter to lose that’s all. That idiot pep he gave them a cl with color photograph in 2010

 

[brk]

Don’t worry, your love will be here next season. Too much money has been spent to just throw him like that.

Now Pioli is really testing your patience, ain’t he?

it goes fast … once you fall out of love with him. The spell is off…now you start to examine his words and actions without the filter of love…and all you can say is “what the fuck!?”

I don’t understand it. Seems personal now, with Vranckx, Adli and CDK. Even Thiaw went to the shadow realm for a while after the first mistake.

 

[Longbowman]

Folks who are on high horse bashing our current season but screaming fludetto and lucky for last 12 months are worse than juve fans.

What kind of weird fans

I hate the Fludetto claims. We were better than every fucking team last season. 86 points were not fluke. You can't win fluke league titles. Leicester won because they were better than everyone else in 2016 with Vardy, Mahrez and Kante. You can ride your luck to fluke Cup wins like Dimatteo 2012 or Liverpool 2005. Only fluke league title I know of is Inter getting 2006 title for free despite finishing 12 points behind us.

 

[Ash-ish]

I hate the Fludetto claims. We were better than every fucking team last season. 86 points were not fluke. You can't win fluke league titles. Leicester won because they were better than everyone else in 2016 with Vardy, Mahrez and Kante You can ride your luck to fluke Cup wins like Dimatteo 2012 or Liverpool 2005. Only fluke league title I know of is Inter getting 2006 title for free despite finishing 12 points behind us.

It’s not a fluke it’s one out of our 19 scudetti. We were warriors in that last 7 games with tremendous pressure. I love allegri for that terrorist scudettto with gattuso, bommel etc

One in last 11 years after lot of turmoil.
I always enjoy any good moments with A C Milan we are not the champagne club of 1990s and 2000s

But these assholes hate B&G too.
I loathe these kind of people.

 

[MilanMB]

Nope. He disappeared in too many games this season.

 

[Paguma Larvata]

Right, the tables looking spicy, someone's losing points tomorrow I'm telling you!!!

If it's Lazio I'm putting money in them choking and drawing the following 2 games at best.

While inter could rest and rotate players in an attempt to do the unthinkable and win the CL, they could slip as well.

If I were either Lazio or Inter, I'd be a little nervous as well... These are high pressure games for everyone, we're not the only team that could crack people.

I've remained positive, but realistic, things are getting real fucking interesting... I just wish we'd put this all the bed by now.

Opportunities were missed for sure, Pioli has been a liability at times, but I really feel like we're in for one final twist!!!

Fucking Forza Milan

Will be absolutely hilarious if Inter drops point in the next two games and drops out of top 4 and then loses the CL final. We will have the last laugh

 

[MilanMB]

I hate the Fludetto claims. We were better than every fucking team last season. 86 points were not fluke. You can't win fluke league titles. Leicester won because they were better than everyone else in 2016 with Vardy, Mahrez and Kante. You can ride your luck to fluke Cup wins like Dimatteo 2012 or Liverpool 2005. Only fluke league title I know of is Inter getting 2006 title for free despite finishing 12 points behind us.

It was a fluuuuuuuuuuuuudettooooooooooo

 

[Ash-ish]

Rewatching game again there were folks who didn’t vote for Diaz in that special Olympics thread

First goal was amazing. So much space well he wasn’t marked by prison guards like in cl semi finals.

 

[brk]

Will be absolutely hilarious if Inter drops point in the next two games and drops out of top 4 and then loses the CL final. We will have the last laugh

Seems impossible. They just need 4 points from 3 games. A win and a draw. We fucked up and our only hope is a points penalty for Juve.

 

[Longbowman]

It was a fluuuuuuuuuuuuudettooooooooooo

 

[brk]

I’m still shocked that Pioli put CDKs future in doubt like that. It must have been taken out of context. Then when you read the Brahim comment it’s clear that it probably wasn’t.

I guess Brahim is a perfect player for Pioli. Presses enough to not fuck up the high press, and occasionally does magic with the ball so you don’t have to bother with coaching attacking patterns and movements.

That’s literally what Pioli wants, attackers like Leao and Brahim that can just do shit out or nothing because Pioli has no plan on the ball.

 

[brk]

Nope. He disappeared in too many games this season.

How about Kvara?

 

[Ash-ish]

Does our potato field pitch gets better in spring? It looks better on paramount

 

[brk]

Winning by 4 goals. Why the fuck not bring on Adli if only to prove you’re not a complete asshole?

 

[Ash-ish]

I’m still shocked that Pioli put CDKs future in doubt like that. It must have been taken out of context. Then when you read the Brahim comment it’s clear that it probably wasn’t.

I guess Brahim is a perfect player for Pioli. Presses enough to not fuck up the high press, and occasionally does magic with the ball so you don’t have to bother with coaching attacking patterns and movements.

That’s literally what Pioli wants, attackers like Leao and Brahim that can just do shit out or nothing because Pioli has no plan on the ball.

Doesn’t matter if we are not getting cl everybody from Maldini to Diaz is getting the boot. Maldini let pioli paint this year and this is his masterpiece.

There will be a reset in the summer.

 

[Longbowman]

Nope. He disappeared in too many games this season.

He looked lazy in many games, agreed. But he was like that always.
In terms of G/A contributions, he had only 2 barren spells of atleast 3 games this season. First one was just before WC and our midfield play was horrible. Second was the January disaster. To Leao's defence he was played at SS most of those games.
He has already matched his G/A contributions from last year.

 

[doraemon]

Do we have a chance on him?
Simply the best Juve player in the last 3 seasons

No chance, he want way higher wage than leao

 

[brk]

Doesn’t matter if we are not getting cl everybody from Maldini to Diaz is getting the boot. Maldini let pioli paint this year and this is his masterpiece.

There will be a reset in the summer.

I don’t know. Too much smoke about Juve for there not to be at least a 9 point penalty. But even that means that we have to most likely draw them while beating Verona. Juve not winning tomorrow will be huge for us, and I’ll keep an eye on Roma. If they both drop points then we most likely only have to beat Verona.

 

[AC Kid]

I would wait on CDK before I depended on Brahim. Brahim is very limited he can not suddenly become any bigger. It was sad watching him against Inter’s midfield. This goes beyond football talent. Hes too damn small and weak

 

[Ash-ish]

This boy Zanioli looks good he skinned Theo, Tomori and Messias covering the goal. He is decisive

 

[Ash-ish]

I don’t know. Too much smoke about Juve for there not to be at least a 9 point penalty. But even that means that we have to most likely draw them while beating Verona. Juve not winning tonight will be huge for us, and I’ll keep an eye on Roma. If they both drop points then we most likely only have to beat Verona.

If padre wins cl spot then the season was a success.

I am afraid of kids under padre going forward. Even Pierre regressed who is such a smart player.

 

[doraemon]

Inter get shirt sponsorship offer from adult site for Champions League Final ​

The Mirror newspaper claim adult site My.Club have made an offer worth up to €100m to become Inter’s shirt sponsors until June 2029.

They have gone so far as to create an exclusive account for Inter at the site, with a message that calls them ‘probably the best football team in Europe.’

“Here at My.Club we’re all about penetrating new verticals,” said vice president Mike Ford.

“Much how Inter’s players squeeze their balls into tight spaces, into the box and then score, we’re looking to do the same.

“We want to sponsor them as they conquer Europe. We can increase their visibility along the way and help drive interactivity, engagement and ultimately boost their authentic communication with fans.

“We’d love to see Lautaro Martinez sharing his exclusive footage on My.Club after the final CL game vs Man City.”

 

[Ash-ish]

Thiaw amazing header again unlucky. Not playing a tall cb without Kessie till February is a crime against football.

——-Ismael
—-Fik—-Pierre—-

Whole county was dunking on us.

 

[brk]

If padre wins cl spot then the season was a success.

I am afraid of kids under padre going forward. Even Pierre regressed who is such a smart player.

Ever since Pioli started talking about ‘guarantees’ early in the season it was a sign to worry. You can’t have that mentality and be a coach of a team that wants to develop young players. It’s a huge contradiction.

 

[Ash-ish]

Diaz assists second goal damn why wasn’t he taking more fks

 

[Ash-ish]

Ever since Pioli started talking about ‘guarantees’ early in the season it was a sign to worry. You can’t have that mentality and be a coach of a team that wants to develop young players. It’s a huge contradiction.

My sentiment last year was pioli would turn all of our green shoots into oaks.

Now

I was talking dirty about cdk/Adli combo. I just hope they have good careers now.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Inter is unfortunately currently the best team in Italy

Maybe. Maybe not. Hard to say.

 

[DonSilvio]

Diaz assists second goal damn why wasn’t he taking more fks

Sampdoria

 

[MilanMB]

How about Kvara?

How about him?

I thought we were talking about Leao.