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The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

New 23/24 home kit


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The perfect transfer window would look something like this:

El Sharawy for Rebic
Di Maria for Messias
Kamada for Diaz
Boulaye Dia for Origi
Amrabat for Bakayoko
Mazzochi for Balo Toure
Arnautovic for Ibrahimovic
Sportiello for Tatarusanu / Mirante
Milenkovic-Savic for Adli / Vranckx
Walker for Florenzi
How could this be perfect without a serious striker?

Also, no Argentine please.
Those annoying fuckers belong to printer.
 
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No, they play one game a week and have no pressure at all, they literally have no fans, is easy to perform in such environment, Gilardino scored 24 goals in Parma and was the top scorer that year, he was useless in Milan, could not handle the pressure and he ended up a failure, to think that we did not resign Crespo to buy Gilardino still hurts
So what never sign a promising player from a below average team, then?
 

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Looking at the way they scored goals, Scamacca and Elye Wahi is the only player(s) that looking special for me.
We need a player who scores goals in the penalty area vs closed defenses. Everything else is just nice for highlight videos.
This place would be hilarious if suddenly by some miracle Cdk gets great next year lol. Imagine that!
Imagine it? I've already predicted it.
 
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If Fiorentina can win the conference league, Silvio and Galliani could potentially be playing in Europe next season.
 
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Man forgets this beautiful dude.
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Meh...

My point is, regardless of Englishmen at Milan, the non-EU think hasn't just been invented... We've dealt with it for a while now, and missed far better players than whatever guys Chelsea are binning this summer.
 

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This is a very underwhelming highlight vid.

He looks like a shitty, less-talented, version of Higuain. Higuain's off-the-ball movement and link-up play were the keys to his success, and this kid... doesn't have it.

He'd have to score 30-a-season for me to tolerate play like this. These "highlight passes" are poorly timed and/or not accurate. He has the touch of a donkey, too.

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Says the Adli fanboi
 
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I think this video is outdated. I just typed his name on YouTube and found a highlight tape that looked 1000 times better than this.

That being said he clearly isn’t a super flashy player but I actually like his profile. It would be a gamble signing a player from that league but he has characteristics I like. I mentioned the other day I see a bit of a fit rebic in him, not as fast and more number 9 than wide forward, but ultra direct and makes things happen.

He’s not a burner but fast enough and he would clearly constantly run in behind and stretch the field, something we have zero of when giroud plays. Some of the sloppiness of touches comes from being super direct, going at a defender or trying to turn and get a shot off when the “safe” option was on. I would think decision making can be polished at a bigger club.

We’ll see, but yeah I do like the basic profile of an athletic striker that will run his ass off a lot more than what we have. Is it true that his agent posted something about Milan?
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If Fiorentina can win the conference league, Silvio and Galliani could potentially be playing in Europe next season.
Apparently it would also require Merda winning the UCL whilst in top 4.
Both of which I do not want.
I'm sure Silvio will understand.
 
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The perfect transfer window would look something like this:

El Sharawy for Rebic
Di Maria for Messias
Kamada for Diaz
Boulaye Dia for Origi
Amrabat for Bakayoko
Mazzochi for Balo Toure
Arnautovic for Ibrahimovic
Sportiello for Tatarusanu / Mirante
Milenkovic-Savic for Adli / Vranckx
Walker for Florenzi
+ Mason greenwood for saelemaeker
 
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Kamada is a reasonable risk to take I guess. Not expecting him to tear up the league but if he provides decent contribution, it would be worthwhile given free transfer
 

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How could this be perfect without a serious striker?

Also, no Argentine please.
Those annoying fuckers belong to printer.
I already had my rant about Argentines , but I may allow Di Maria and exception since he is exceptionally talented and he would be a short term solution to a position where there aren't many talents.

Which strikers do you have in mind? I can't think of many talented ones that would be available
 

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I mentioned SES yesterday and today there are links. Today I'll mention Aubameyang. Older but upgrade at CF, on his way out at Chelsea and fits the home grown rule as well.

33 is young at Milan. :lol:
Does he fit homegrown rule? He was out on loan most of the time he was with us
 

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I'm OK with Salad as an understudy for someone like Di Maria for a couple of years, giving him enough time to develop and to mature. There really aren't many impressive RW players available.
 

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If Fiorentina can win the conference league, Silvio and Galliani could potentially be playing in Europe next season.
They will probably win a European trophy sooner than our next :proud:
 
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I'm OK with Salad as an understudy for someone like Di Maria for a couple of years, giving him enough time to develop and to mature. There really aren't many impressive RW players available.
Mason greenwood is available?
 
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