The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

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With the club generally taking advantage of opportunities in the past few years, I think a couple of inexpensive chances can be taken this summer

Lindelof had been rumored a lot as a possible CB addition. I imagine he could add a veteran presence to the defense and be solid, despite his checkered past with injuries.

Ndidi apparently is available for around 10m because of his relegation release clause with Leiceister. I admittedly don't know a lot about him but know that he is a great defender in the midfield and took over when Kante went to Chelsea

This last one a bit more risky based on character issues I've heard of but... Gio Reyna. He fits with marketability to the US. He is skilled but hasn't totally put it together. Adds some creativity. Could most likely be acquired for less than 10m (maybe 5m... he has been allowed to seek a new club apparently)

Curious to see what kind of rumors we're looking moving forward. Over everything, we have a lot of offloading to do
 

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If we wanted to improve instantly, we would take Rovella and Gila from Lazio along with Dodo from Fiorentina. That would improve our team considerably since they are all very familiar with the league.

Dodo might be Fiorentina’s best player in the past couple of seasons honestly but it gets overlooked because he is a right back
 

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With the club generally taking advantage of opportunities in the past few years, I think a couple of inexpensive chances can be taken this summer

Lindelof had been rumored a lot as a possible CB addition. I imagine he could add a veteran presence to the defense and be solid, despite his checkered past with injuries.

Ndidi apparently is available for around 10m because of his relegation release clause with Leiceister. I admittedly don't know a lot about him but know that he is a great defender in the midfield and took over when Kante went to Chelsea

This last one a bit more risky based on character issues I've heard of but... Gio Reyna. He fits with marketability to the US. He is skilled but hasn't totally put it together. Adds some creativity. Could most likely be acquired for less than 10m (maybe 5m... he has been allowed to seek a new club apparently)

Curious to see what kind of rumors we're looking moving forward. Over everything, we have a lot of offloading to do

Ndidi was the leading DM in EPL a couple of seasons ago. He is the exact profile we need though I don’t know if the current Ndidi fits our current needs
 

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Now THIS is our Van Bommel
I think I wanna puke at this comparison
Xhaka? Ewwwwwwwww

Between this Xhaka bullshit, Mitrovic and Vlahovic rumours etc. my hype is dying at a record rate
I miss when Berlusconi was more active pre-2011, he would not tolerate 3rd rate players like this
What are these clowns aiming at? Turning Milan into the next Inter and smashing their goal concession record in CL Finals?

And also as an aside: This Rovella dude has Lucas Biglia written all over his face. Even plays for Lazio, even has tattoos just like him.
People who are shilling this twat and are shitting on Ricci are anti-Milan I swear to God.
 

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Crazy they would do that. He failed spectacularly with Roma and failed with Southampton too.

Yeah he did decent at Torino but I’m really shocked at this appointment. Also I wonder how Palladino feels now
Definitely a head scratcher. Maybe the end of their run.
 

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sure but he was not one of the highlight players

Those two reached a higher level individually

I mean a club like City made Reijnders their priority I shouldn't need to explain more than that
Tonali wasn’t one of the highlight players of the Scudetto season!?

Bro

They made a fucking highlight video of him scoring a Scudetto race altering goal that we all watched 10 million times

Tonali was our boy and those fucking animals sold him to Arab slavers
 

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Atalanta hiring Juric? wtf :lol:
better love story than Twilight

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Why can’t this curse of leao and Theo finally leave my club? Unprofessional scum. Just leave, we don’t want you anymore. Take your fans with you.
Number 1 would be leaf sorry Leao
Crotch sniffer
 

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To all of you idiots salivating over a 3rd rate player like Xhaka:
I will let you in on a little secret. I am Albo so I am pretty familiar with this twat from watching Switzerland NT.

First off, this guy's personality is Anti-Milan, he has zero class
He is more of a Inter/Rubentus or Farcelona(without playing ability) classless scumbag
When Switzerland would play Serbia he is the only Albanian player I remember(from Swiss, Albania and Kosovo NTs) who would go as far as taking an initiative and provoking the Serb players
Usually it's Serb players who are the aggressor and most usually it's the Serb fans who are the aggressors, but this twat is an exception

Shaqiri used to be somewhat similar too, he would score a goal and then take off his shirt to provoke the Serbian crowd
But the difference is Shaqiri eventually matured and didn't pull that crap anymore
Xhaka never did
If we sign him and keep Jovic and add the other Serb players we are linked to(Mitrovic, Vlahovic) it would be a locker room disaster
He even had a clash with Mitrovic in Euro ffs
I really hope all these rumours are fucking bullshit

Now playing ability wise:
He's not as good as some of you think
There is a reason why he spent most of his career in smaller clubs like Arsenal and Leverkusen
He is not Milan class, and when I say Milan class I mean the real Milan not banter Milan

Shaqiri otoh played for Bayern and Liverpool(also Inter if you consider that a big club, he played one season in their banter era)
He is the only Albo player that I can comfortably say is Milan class, and even then that's when he was younger years ago... although strangely enough his best ever season was last season but that was in Swiss league with Basel where he started his career

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Keep in mind: When I say Shaqiri is Milan class I mean to say that he's good enough to carry Tomasson's bags
 

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Would anyone take a shot with hojlund ??
Or zirzkze

Milan is now interested in retegui lmaooo a system fodder and now dusan

Dusan is good but…… wages is high and for me isn’t clinical. Enough
 

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No I’m fully in favor of signing him. I said I’d take him over Rabiot all day. Just like…he’s not a great leader and he can be a hot head lol. He is older and calmed down though

Those Arsenal days are far away and he got treated very harshly and badly by the fans, especially at the beginning. I believe in the end, when he left they were just starting to appreciate him. But he made his choice, went to Leverkusen and the rest is history.

In the Swiss NT, he's the one everyone looks up to. Yes he's a strong character still, not shy to say things as they are. But he's like a general in war who doesn't ask from his soldiers stuff he wouldn't (or doesn't) do himself.
 

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No I’m fully in favor of signing him. I said I’d take him over Rabiot all day. Just like…he’s not a great leader and he can be a hot head lol. He is older and calmed down though
Is he same as Rabiot though?!
I think of him more like Modric.
 

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To all of you idiots salivating over a 3rd rate player like Xhaka:
I will let you in on a little secret. I am Albo so I am pretty familiar with this twat from watching Switzerland NT.

First off, this guy's personality is Anti-Milan, he has zero class
He is more of a Inter/Rubentus or Farcelona(without playing ability) classless scumbag
When Switzerland would play Serbia he is the only Albanian player I remember(from Swiss, Albania and Kosovo NTs) who would go as far as taking an initiative and provoking the Serb players
Usually it's Serb players who are the aggressor and most usually it's the Serb fans who are the aggressors, but this twat is an exception

Shaqiri used to be somewhat similar too, he would score a goal and then take off his shirt to provoke the Serbian crowd
But the difference is Shaqiri eventually matured and didn't pull that crap anymore
Xhaka never did
If we sign him and keep Jovic and add the other Serb players we are linked to(Mitrovic, Vlahovic) it would be a locker room disaster
He even had a clash with Mitrovic in Euro ffs
I really hope all these rumours are fucking bullshit

Now playing ability wise:
He's not as good as some of you think
There is a reason why he spent most of his career in smaller clubs like Arsenal and Leverkusen
He is not Milan class, and when I say Milan class I mean the real Milan not banter Milan

Shaqiri otoh played for Bayern and Liverpool(also Inter if you consider that a big club, he played one season in their banter era)
He is the only Albo player that I can comfortably say is Milan class, and even then that's when he was younger years ago... although strangely enough his best ever season was last season but that was in Swiss league with Basel where he started his career

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Keep in mind: When I say Shaqiri is Milan class I mean to say that he's good enough to carry Tomasson's bags

Bro, Shaqiri was the biggest diva the Swiss NT had for years – always sulking, always feeling like he deserved the armband, despite being benched everywhere he went. Sure, he calmed down a bit with age, but let’s not act like he was some world-class baller.

He never made it as a starter at any of the big clubs you’re flexing. Bayern? Liverpool? Inter? Come on. Bench overpriced bench warmer deluxe. The guy was basically the footballing equivalent of a lucky charm – you’d keep him around just in case he pulls out one screamer every 18 months.

In Switzerland, there’s even a running joke: just when his career’s about to flatline, a World Cup or Euros shows up like a defibrillator – boom, one highlight goal, and someone takes the bait again.

And let’s not forget – he pretty much retired from top level football at 29 when he shipped off to MLS. Couldn’t make it at Stoke. Couldn’t make it at Lyon. Now he’s back in Basel at 33, riding out the clock.

Meanwhile, Xhaka’s out there winning actual trophies as a starter and captain. Coaches trust him. Fans grow to love him – even the ones who doubted him at first. Say what you want about his personality, but unlike Shaqiri, he didn’t spend 90% of his career being someone else’s Chuckwueze. He led. He delivered.
 

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Bro, Shaqiri was the biggest diva the Swiss NT had for years – always sulking, always feeling like he deserved the armband, despite being benched everywhere he went. Sure, he calmed down a bit with age, but let’s not act like he was some world-class baller.

He never made it as a starter at any of the big clubs you’re flexing. Bayern? Liverpool? Inter? Come on. Bench overpriced bench warmer deluxe. The guy was basically the footballing equivalent of a lucky charm – you’d keep him around just in case he pulls out one screamer every 18 months.
And?
Xhaka is worse and much more of a scumbag than him

Did you even read my whole post? I said he is good enough to carry Tomasson's bags, so he would never be starter for Milan
And I am being quite generous here when I am saying that, which I forgot to note

I don't even like Shaqiri
Dude was full of shit, claiming that he would play for Kosovo if they ever get approved for FIFA and then going back on his word
At least twats like Behrami never made any promises

But at the end of the day he was a better player than Xhaka by far, not that that's saying much but at least he was good enough to play as a rotational player for Bayern and Liverpool
Xhaka never got offers from big clubs like that because he's far inferior

The point of my post ultimately is: No Albanian players at Milan please
We produce some decent players but nothing special and nothing world class
The only Albanian players that could maybe be considered world class-tier are from 20th century like Fadil Vokrri, Riza Lushta, Naim Kryeziu
 

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Only Modric out of all those players would start in Ancelotti's Milan
Rabiot maybe on the bench, he's better than Brocchi at least
The rest would never make it into the squad
And your point is .....
 

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People choosing to believe that lapdog Peppe DiStefano about Theo and Mike wanting to stay, while every TOP source in the transfer game has them both pushing their way out and in active negotiations elsewhere.

It's amazing what hatred will make you believe.
 

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