The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

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We're getting rid of the English and getting back the Belgians with Salae and De Cuyper which I don't mind. What I don't understand is how supposedly good players are bought by other teams at pretty low prices, like the Como kid or Coppola and others, but when it comes to our targets they demand 30+ mils no matter what league they play at.

That’s the price u pay for being Milan.
 

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Someone who overuse Growth Decree, someone who according to Paolo never sit on the the same table alongside Paolo _Ricky to discuss the issues and their respective ways to sort it out 🤨 yeah biggest CEO ever 😑

Expand your horizon, boy. 😉
 

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No, quite the opposite, there are quite a few Shqips(especially ones from Diaspora, I suspect Alo88 may be a diaspora Albo) who have been low-key shilling the Albanian players we have been linked to
I'm the only one who is actively shitting on any links to Albanian players tbh
Its not albanian players fault that you can't get a job in Kosovo. What a knob
 

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blame it on ICE
I am an American citizen since 1980 and still fear of being deported because I have a difficult name for them to pronounce, and a slight accent. I can see myself posting from Guantanamo Bay or a prison in El Salvador.
 
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I am an American citizen since 1980 and still fear of being deported because I have a difficult name for them to pronounce, (Filiberto D'Arezzo), and a slight accent. I can see my self posting from Guantanamo Bay or a prison in El Salvador.
They are putting ICE officers in stadiums to demand people prove they are citizens or here legally.

If this is a preview of the World Cup, it is going to be an absolute disaster.
 

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I am an American citizen since 1980 and still fear of being deported because I have a difficult name for them to pronounce, (Filiberto D'Arezzo), and a slight accent. I can see myself posting from Guantanamo Bay or a prison in El Salvador.
You can do Milan scouting there .
 

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This is her photo from her wiki page, so not cherrypicked.
She is ugly. If you down the street you will immediately see somebody who looks 1000 times better.
It's amazing how the media brainwashes people to think ugly people are good looking.
Even her sister looks better than her tbh.

Our ''celebs''(actresses, singers etc.) have never been the best looking anyways save for a few... Yllka Gashi comes to mind.
My first girlfriend was of Croatian background so maybe I’m biased, but even in that pic, I struggle to call Dua Lipa ugly.

I do agree with the overall point that the media does condition us in certain ways when it comes to these things.
 

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Prize money already set, but the income from the CWC about to tank.
Needless to say, it's been a big failure.

75% of CWC revenue is with TV deal of 1.5B

Prize money will total 1B

ticket sales will still bring 100 to 200M

FIFA will still make money and will push to do this again
 

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No, quite the opposite, there are quite a few Shqips(especially ones from Diaspora, I suspect Alo88 may be a diaspora Albo) who have been low-key shilling the Albanian players we have been linked to
I'm the only one who is actively shitting on any links to Albanian players tbh
Tbh bro you are hating too much, you probably haven't seen Jashari play as I haven't.

I'm Albanian and the price is the only thing that bothers me.

I don't know the player so I'm not against anything if the proper scouting is involved.
 

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75% of CWC revenue is with TV deal of 1.5B

Prize money will total 1B

ticket sales will still bring 100 to 200M

FIFA will still make money and will push to do this again
This is a one off TV deal though.
If Broadcasters see how shit the ratings are, they'll cut their funding the next time they need to bid for this shit show.
If it's not popular, the next TV deal could be less money, meaning everything else will shrink too, Prize money, etc.
This CWC is suppose to be a once every 5 year thing.
 

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No, quite the opposite, there are quite a few Shqips(especially ones from Diaspora, I suspect Alo88 may be a diaspora Albo) who have been low-key shilling the Albanian players we have been linked to
I'm the only one who is actively shitting on any links to Albanian players tbh
Alo ain’t Albanian afaik
 

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This is her photo from her wiki page, so not cherrypicked.
She is ugly. If you down the street you will immediately see somebody who looks 1000 times better.
It's amazing how the media brainwashes people to think ugly people are good looking.
Even her sister looks better than her tbh.

Our ''celebs''(actresses, singers etc.) have never been the best looking anyways save for a few... Yllka Gashi comes to mind.
Now this is idiotic. Who are you to comment on other people.
 

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I am an American citizen since 1980 and still fear of being deported because I have a difficult name for them to pronounce, (Filiberto D'Arezzo), and a slight accent. I can see myself posting from Guantanamo Bay or a prison in El Salvador.
Naturally, you’d have internet privileges because you would have flirted with the one female guard.
 

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On another note.............Don't know when season ticket sales will begin but I wonder if there will be substantially less of them sold. Fans are unhappy with 8th place but mostly pleased with Allegri/tare so it's either disappointment with the past or hope for the future.
We keep hearing that for years, and yet San siro tickets are being filled up quicker by the seasons, while seat prices are going up exponentially..

Ac Milan fandom isn't RnB or Milan social
 

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On another note.............Don't know when season ticket sales will begin but I wonder if there will be substantially less of them sold. Fans are unhappy with 8th place but mostly pleased with Allegri/tare so it's either disappointment with the past or hope for the future.
I don’t think there’ll be any negative impact on sales
 

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#Jashari and #Xhaka are both real names
I Dont Believe You Will Ferrell GIF
 

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My first girlfriend was of Croatian background so maybe I’m biased, but even in that pic, I struggle to call Dua Lipa ugly.

I do agree with the overall point that the media does condition us in certain ways when it comes to these things.
When it's your girlfriend that colors your perception. Of course she's gonna be the most beautiful girl in the world when she's giving you head.
But if we look at it from an objective standpoint, it's a different story.

Calling Dua Lipa beautiful is like handing out participation trophies.
She is not the only one of course to benefit from this bullshit modern culture, but she is arguably one of the ugliest women I've seen pushed as ''beautiful'' by the media.
It's a bit like the fat acceptance movement and plus size(read: fat) models.
 

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Cdk case was weird.
He is an SS & we needed an AM.
I dont know if we were stiupid to not know the difference or we were sure we can convert him.
He's what we went for after the Renato Sanches and Botman deals fell through.
Paolo was trying to fix our Midfield and Defense.
No idea why it then transitioned to investing in the attack, where the DF and Mid went to temporary spots like Vrankx and Dest.
At least Thiaw worked out for a year or two.
 

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He's what we went for after the Renato Sanches and Botman deals fell through.
Paolo was trying to fix our Midfield and Defense.
No idea why it then transitioned to investing in the attack, where the DF and Mid went to temporary spots like Vrankx and Dest.
At least Thiaw worked out for a year or two.
Adli would have helped.

I think we will regret selling Thiaw.
 
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Yes I am aware. I said that on purpose.
Need more proof about his ability. Until then his name will remain jihadhari
If he explodes, are you gonna call him Jashan' al Gaib? :rebiC:
 

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Calling Dua Lipa beautiful is like handing out participation trophies.
She is not the only one of course to benefit from this bullshit modern culture, but she is arguably one of the ugliest women I've seen pushed as ''beautiful'' by the media.
which celebrity do you find attractive
 

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When it's your girlfriend that colors your perception. Of course she's gonna be the most beautiful girl in the world when she's giving you head.
But if we look at it from an objective standpoint, it's a different story.

Calling Dua Lipa beautiful is like handing out participation trophies.
She is not the only one of course to benefit from this bullshit modern culture, but she is arguably one of the ugliest women I've seen pushed as ''beautiful'' by the media.
It's a bit like the fat acceptance movement and plus size(read: fat) models.
I don’t know what half this post means but I ask you never leave this place
 

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