The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Wild]

I really think we need to sign someone to restore order to the thread.

 

[Tantalis]

No that's for Bartolomeo.

 

[Jivara]

Don’t share private information like this on the internet…

He is an old man

Common mistake they make

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Just get arda guler for a loan with option to loan again
Sander berge
Modric
Get orsolini after getting rid of chook
Italian quota - get Ricci I guess


Spend big on a striker
Oshimen

Get it done tarde

 

[mPanucci]

Lil summary on our targets according to media:

CF: Vlahovic, Nunez, Osi, Retegui

Mid: Modric, Xhaka, Jashari, Guerra, Ricci, Rovella, Bouaddi, Rabiot

LB: De Cuyper, Zinchenko

CB: Leoni, Gila, Djimsiti, Kiwior

RB: Guela Doue, Neco Williams

GK: Atubolu, Vanja, Perri

 

[Il grande Milan]

Jashari was a good player in Club Brugge this season, but receiving 40M for him would be the biggest money heist in football history.
To put things into perspective: dude would never be a starter in a solid squad that competes for scudetto. This deep interest in such a mediocre player is AGAIN a very worrying signal from the management. Can't be anybody else than fucking Moncada running through his database of the beer and waffles league in Belgium. If Jashari is the norm for the rest of this transfer market, then we will fight for conference league at best next season.

Imagine selling Reijnders for 70M and then paying 40M for Jashari Even 35M is pure daylight robbery. Only this club would dare to pull off such a stunt.

 

[grandeacm2]

What's your thoughts on Alexander?

Great man
Sadly died too young

 

[AndreiX]

He is an old man

Common mistake they make

I think it's an in between generations thing to be really private

Growing up in the dial up era, kids were told to never tell people sht

Nowadays there's comp sci, computer literate kids that have their full names as gamer tags, keep all their social media public etc teens / young adults dox themselves a few times per week nowadays

 

[Wild]

Is it me or the Ricci link was shut as soon as Tare was assigned?!

 

[milanator]

I think it's an in between generations thing to be really private

Growing up in the dial up era, kids were told to never tell people sht

Nowadays there's comp sci, computer literate kids that have their full names as gamer tags, keep all their social media public etc

Yeah people are concerned with organisations, state etc spying on them and share everything on social media at the same time.

 

[AndreiX]

Is it me or the Ricci link was shut as soon as Tare was assigned?!

Some reports were saying Allegri is not a fan of his

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Some reports were saying Allegri is not a fan of his

Thank fuck

 

[papaberlu]

Is it me or the Ricci link was shut as soon as Tare was assigned?!

The italiaMilan stuff died down once Tare/Allegri got confirmed

I imagine Allegri didn't wanna coach a bunch of shitters

 

[Vlad]

Jashari was a good player in Club Brugge this season, but receiving 40M for him would be the biggest money heist in football history.
To put things into perspective: dude would never be a starter in a solid squad that competes for scudetto. This deep interest in such a mediocre player is AGAIN a very worrying signal from the management. Can't be anybody else than fucking Moncada running through his database of the beer and waffles league in Belgium. If Jashari is the norm for the rest of this transfer market, then we will fight for conference league at best next season.

Imagine selling Reijnders for 70M and then paying 40M for Jashari Even 35M is pure daylight robbery. Only this club would dare to pull off such a stunt.

This is all on Tare.
He wants to bring this albanian player because he would be getting fat percentage in his pockets if the transfer goes through.

 

[grandeacm2]

So you don't have a hard-on for Ardon .. ok lets move along then, next target..

Bro
It literally means
Ar = Gold
Don = Want

Only peasants use these kind of awful names

 

[Tantalis]

Great man
Sadly died too young

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I am happy then you aren't completely like soldier

 

[Dokoa]

I didn't. She's cute.
But Avril >>> Rihanna though.

Avril prettier than Rihanna? Tell me more about your qualifications in clownery.

 

[BreadPitt]

30m max for Jashari but you guys are now realising what the market is like and how dumb ut was selling Tij an international starter and in form player for 55m plus bonuses. Probably 65m all in

 

[grandeacm2]

Is it me or the Ricci link was shut as soon as Tare was assigned?!

Nah we were still linked to him after that and then it was shut down and then when we sold Reijn it was suddenly revived again

 

[Tantalis]

I think it's an in between generations thing to be really private

Growing up in the dial up era, kids were told to never tell people sht

Nowadays there's comp sci, computer literate kids that have their full names as gamer tags, keep all their social media public etc teens / young adults dox themselves a few times per week nowadays

It's funny to me cause at a time there was phonebooks all over with everyone's name and address.

 

[Tantalis]

I really think we need to sign someone to restore order to the thread.

We need to move from hot or not singers to girls from wrestling

But later cause I'm off break

 

[milanator]

Avril seems to be pretty natural, she deserves props for that. Rhianna isn´t really my type, but she always managed to tick the slutty-hot box.

I was always more in the 90s-00s blonde Latina singers, like Xtina (when she was slim), Shakira, Paulina Rubio...

 

[Dulcepenetrante]

But Avril >>> Rihanna though.

Beauty is subjective

I am glad you found happiness

 

[grandeacm2]

30m max for Jashari but you guys are now realising what the market is like and how dumb ut was selling Tij an international starter and in form player for 55m plus bonuses. Probably 65m all in

Reijn was 75m with bonuses iirc
Even 5m for Jashari is too much given what @Il grande Milan said

 

[nonsonoqui]

Great man
Sadly died too young

Kurt Cobain as well

 

[Jivara]

Bro
It literally means
Ar = Gold
Don = Want

Only peasants use these kind of awful names

I'm so glad I made the inquiry

 

[grandeacm2]

Avril seems to be pretty natural, she deserves props for that. Rhianna isn´t really my type, but she always managed to tick the slutty-hot box.

I was always more in the 90s-00s blonde Latina singers, like Xtina (when she was slim), Shakira, Paulina Rubio...

Seeing your avatar next to this post I imagined Pioli saying this and I gagged in my mouth a little ngl.

 

[pippofan]

I've heard of the name before but I'm not familiar with Italian music. I know mostly some of the big UK/US stuff and some of the local Albanian scene.
She looks decent but I wouldn't call her beautiful, nowhere near Avril league. Nice tits though.
Of course everyone has their taste, but regardless both this Laura girl and Avril mog the everliving shit out of Dua.

Laura is ok, but not beautiful. A fantastic singer though, probably the best female artist in Italy.
My favorite is Gianna Nannini that is actually ugly.

 

[grandeacm2]

I am happy then you aren't completely like soldier

What did Soldier say?
Inform me

 

[Jivara]

Avril prettier than Rihanna? Tell me more about your qualifications in clownery.

What if we tell him that Avril Lavigne looks like Igli Tare ?