The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[P.Lorre]

No, he’s just a girl who replaced the guy she loves with a guy who has more money because he can afford to give her better things.

I got no issue with it. Some players chase the money, and in a short career, I don't blame them
Guys like this will miss the club, the unity and the adoration of the fans.
He's not going to be adored and revered like he was here. maybe double the salary will make up for it, but maybe it won't.

Point is, he chose this path. and that's cool. he says the EPL was his dream, and now he's achieved it.

Again, give me players that want to be here. That choose to be here. Pulisic and Leao, as much as I don't gag on their nuts like many people, can absolutely leave this club and pick from a huge pool of suitors, but they both seemingly choose to stay.

If we strong-armed and kept Tijji here against his obvious wishes, ruining his dream... How well you think he's performing next season? How much engine he giving a demanding Allegri on the defensive side, when he barely did it to start with?

 

[Inas]

That water cooling break fiasco really did Theo in. That set off a chain of really stupid antics, culminating in the CL game against Feyenoord.

I remember people here actually supporting him then, because, hey...we don't like Fonseca

 

[BreadPitt]

I got no issue with it. Some players chase the money, and in a short career, I don't blame them
Guys like this will miss the club, the unity and the adoration of the fans.
He's not going to be adored and revered like he was here. maybe double the salary will make up for it, but maybe it won't.

Ah behave...adoration, soul, identity are all the things that are exactly being ripped out by this ownership. Carry on this path we might as well just be a poor City

 

[P.Lorre]

That cooling water break fiasco really did Theo in. That set off a chain of really stupid antics, culminating in the CL game against Feyenoord.

I remember people here actually supporting him then, because, hey...we don't like Fonseca

There are "milanisti" STILL actively supporting this guy to this moment.
Cost us 50M by saying no to Como. Cost us god knows how much v Feyenoord (and not just money, but in community respect)... Cost us 35M w the Saudis...

I'm sorry, but this guy hasn't been himself in over 1,5yrs now, how is this guy more important than the club? All this to make a point you don't like gerry cardinale? ffs...

 

[P.Lorre]

Ah behave...adoration, soul, identity are all the things that are exactly being ripped out by this ownership. Carry on this path we might as well just be a poor City

Apples and oranges. The aura of Milan is partly the club, but the overwhelming aura of Milan comes from its fans, and the relationship between fans and the players.

Hell, Pulisic could've bolted day 1 of the market... Instead he's out there talking about how they all let the fans down, and how the fans don't deserve that type of team on the pitch. He WANTS to fix it.

There are players that care, and players that don't. get the ones that don't out... As long as we have our fans (and we always will) we'll have our aura.

Gerry is an investor, he'll be gone soon enough. And I genuinely believe the allegri and tare hirings were blessings to get things back on track.

 

[Alo88]

That cooling water break fiasco really did Theo in. That set off a chain of really stupid antics, culminating in the CL game against Feyenoord.

I remember people here actually supporting him then, because, hey...we don't like Fonseca

Even Furlani downplayed it as a "non-event", which was ridiculous and really the last nail in Fonsecas coffin. First your two most important and highest paid players publicly undermine the coaches authority with one of the biggest "fuck you" I have ever seen since watching Milan. Then the management says "nah it's no biggie, we're good".

I mean, of course everyone would stop following Furlani after that. He was a dead man walking onwards. Absolving the disrespect just like that did horrible things to our players discipline.

 

[P.Lorre]

Even Furlani downplayed it as a "non-event", which was ridiculous and really the last nail in Fonsecas coffin. First your two most important and highest paid players publicly undermine the coaches authority with one of the biggest "fuck you" I have ever seen since watching Milan. Then the management says "nah it's no biggie, we're good".

I mean, of course everyone would stop following Furlani after that. He was a dead man walking onwards. Absolving the disrespect just like that did horrible things to our players discipline.

Out of curiousity, do we really think he was cool with it? Or was he merely trying not to bury a player publicly?
I don't know the answer, but I find it very hard to believe mgmt thought nothing of it. I fucking dispise Zlatan in any mgmt capacity, but there's no way he was thinking "all good here, nothing to see"

Wasn't Theo meeting the bench a few points this season while fully healthy?
Did they not SELL him in january? (They did, he refused the move)

 

[Wild]

There is an unseen toxic environment in Milan right know, to see many players wanting out including Calabria, the longest-serving player here. To see player like Tijji talk about Milan like that. This is where Maldini's role is missed.

When Maldini was here more established players wanted out & they went for free.

 

[P.Lorre]

When Maldini was here more established players wanted out & they went for free.

Forgotten history. The fact we lost all of Gigio, Kessie, Hakan and Romagnoli for 0.

Surreal.

 

[BreadPitt]

There are players that care, and players that don't. get the ones that don't out... As long as we have our fans (and we always will) we'll have our aura.

Honestly as a player why would you care? You've seen the club shaft a legend, talk about stats driven moneyball drivel
Sorry to say it but none of these players care anymore, to them it's a business same how ownership and management are treating it. Will they play their contract sure, will some be professional sure, but will they have the same attachment or drive, no chance

 

[Soldier_of_god]

In before lemon cookies with his
‘Look at all these virgins commenting on hot women they could only dream of being with’

Simpnomics 101

 

[milanator]

Gattuso for the NT could go either very wrong or very well, depending how they react to his personality.

I don't think the quality aspect holds much weight, Spalletti is one of the very best Italian club coaches and bombed. I think it's not unrealistic that Gattuso could turn out a good NT coach.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Raghav
Mpannuci

These 2 don’t deserve to be Milan fans. Need to be cut from rnb.

Losers that still live under their mom’s basement. Sad humans. Probably get fed by their mommies too. Hand fed that is.

Missing one more idiot. But I guess that person wasn’t worth remembering. These clowns were easier to remember because you can’t find muppets dumber than these 2.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

That cooling water break fiasco really did Theo in. That set off a chain of really stupid antics, culminating in the CL game against Feyenoord.

I remember people here actually supporting him then, because, hey...we don't like Fonseca

Theo should be booted on his head and kicked to the curb. Someone needs to brutally finish him off. Like ram a brick on his head or something.

Cost us 60 mil this season
Unpardonable.

I say demote him to futuro. Let him rot

 

[P.Lorre]

Honestly as a player why would you care? You've seen the club shaft a legend, talk about stats driven moneyball drivel
Sorry to say it but none of these players care anymore, to them it's a business same how ownership and management are treating it. Will they play their contract sure, will some be professional sure, but will they have the same attachment or drive, no chance

and you think that's just a milan issue?
that's the sport in 2025

 

[Jivara]

Italy had a ton of beautiful actresses at one time: My fave Claudia Cardinale, Sophia Loren, Virna Lisi, Gina Lollobrigida, Monica Vitti, Silvana Mangano, Lea Massari, and later Monica Bellucci.

The decline there is like the decline of Gli Azzurri

 

[BreadPitt]

and you think that's just a milan issue?
that's the sport in 2025

Maybe I'm stuck in time lol sad to see

 

[Wild]

Gattuso for the NT could go either very wrong or very well, depending how they react to his personality.

I don't think the quality aspect holds much weight, Spalletti is one of the very best Italian club coaches and bombed. I think it's not unrealistic that Gattuso could turn out a good NT coach.

My bet is that it will go horribly wrong.
Gatu is no tactician but lets pretend that he is a great motivator which he isnt
How far can you motivate a bunch of average players?!

 

[Soldier_of_god]

My bey is that it will go horribly wrong.
Gatu is no tactician but lets pretend that he is a great motivator which he isnt
How far can you motivate a bunch of average players?!

Bunch of average players made the final of ucl twice under Simone inzhagi

You know inter? Have you heard of that merda team

 

[P.Lorre]

Monica Colombo (Corriere) - Vlahovic is more interested in joining Milan, than Milan is of signing the player. The player does not want to extend with Juve and is pushing for a transfer to the Rossoneri.

 

[finnishhacker]

Italy's banter era continues

 

[P.Lorre]

Matteo Moretto - Milan are in constant contact with Xhaka's entourage. They want the player at Milan.

 

[P.Lorre]

Not being facetious whatsoever, but a midfield comprising of Modric, Xhaka, Fofana, Guerra and Bondo would be the best we've had since we were winning European trophies.

 

[finnishhacker]

The last woman I lived with, of Scottish descent, used to beat me regularly at arm wrestling.

I got concerned reading this part initially

 

[Ryo]

For those who said no to Milan fans as players.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

The idea that a singer isn’t an artist unless they write their own songs overlooks the true nature of art itself. Just as actors don't need to write their scripts to be considered artists, singers don’t need to write songs to express artistry.

Such a cheap way to look at artistry. Some people struggle for their art, cultivate their skills, grow, expand, and much more.

Some are curated puppets dancing around for our entertainment, not art.

Fuck Dua Lipa... For the record Avril isn't an artist, but she's fun and I have fond memories of her music.

Artistry is dying and people like Dua Lipa are helping it's slow walk into the grave.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

#Artistry

 

[finnishhacker]

Such a cheap way to look at artistry. Some people struggle for their art, cultivate their skills, grow, expand, and much more.

Some are curated puppets dancing around for our entertainment, not art.

Fuck Dua Lipa... For the record Avril isn't an artist, but she's fun and I have fond memories of her music.

Artistry is dying and people like Dua Lipa are helping it's slow walk into the grave.

I think playing an instrument makes you and artist, and I think Avril plays the guitar.

 

[Inas]

Even Furlani downplayed it as a "non-event", which was ridiculous and really the last nail in Fonsecas coffin. First your two most important and highest paid players publicly undermine the coaches authority with one of the biggest "fuck you" I have ever seen since watching Milan. Then the management says "nah it's no biggie, we're good".

I mean, of course everyone would stop following Furlani after that. He was a dead man walking onwards. Absolving the disrespect just like that did horrible things to our players discipline.

At first I thought Furlani was being careful not to blow up the issue in public. Then I saw no action taken against the player after. So, like you said, that really killed off the coach. And the rest is history.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

I think playing an instrument makes you and artist, and I think Avril plays the guitar.

It's an interesting topic.

She probably calls herself an artist, but she's never strayed from her pop punk princess box, ever since she ditched country music for her new direction.

I think she's made a career, made money, made memories, and hasn't released an album in years.

I think she's chill and wouldn't waste her time arguing about her artistry, or not.

She's had health issues I'm sure... She's a legend for many reasons, maybe it's a generation thing.

I'd argue there's more to artistry than picking up an instrument, or picking up a paint brush. Not knocking that, but let's not hail folk as being more than they are.

Next I'll be told Kim K is an artist because she blows a cock real good and Paris H an icon of our time...