The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

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Correctamundo said:

Why is this fucker on vacation? He has been out of job for 365 days ffs go back to fucking work!
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Max we want:
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max we're getting:
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Udogie for the left back some say. I don't think Milan has the money.

Parma CB and Udogie and RB for the defense. If they can't do that then f them. And I know they can't.

Milan will offer 20mln for the players. We are now AC 20mln.

Also Chiesa on loan...

In all honesty I have a feeling we may see a solid Milan. But all in all that's so distant from real AC Milan that it hurts my heart.
 
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The Cat said:
Mid 20s, going from Milan to Saudi camel donkey league.
That's like owning a Ferrari at 25, then having a Seat Ibiza at 26
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I'm sure he will care while looking at his bank account :rolleyes:
If you're not a good player may as well cash out and play in the desert for a few years
 
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Forza AC Milan said:
How many of Max and Conte’s wins were due to a weak league and lack of a viable competition? Conte’s first and Juve and this one at Napoli were competitive. Max’s first with Milan also. Some of both of their wins came from the league being very weak though.
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I definitely give Max the credit for his Scudetto win with Milan. With Juventus not so much. He'd have had to win the Champions league to get props for his Juventus run from me. I think even Gattuso wins Scudetti with that Juventus team.
 
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Hitchens said:
Grazie mille Theo. Favourite Milan player since Nesta.
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Yikes!
Imagine Theo being your favorite over Kaka, Seedorf, Stam, Crespo, Cafu, Ibra, Pato, Tomasson, Zambrotta, Janku, Ronaldinho etc.
Could never be me

I feel like people are completely bullshitting when they say this shit
Theo over Kaka? Fuck outta here
 
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As much as I loved Theo i can understand his sale. He was in bad form and on an expiring contract so something had to be done.
But dear god dont buy Zinchenko! I even prefer to give Bartesaghi the nod. We have to do better than Zinchenko ffs
 
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Theo scored many goals because he could do what he wanted. Not because he was good (as demonstrated by the fact that he almost never scored elsewhere)

Pioli knew many players here were "special"

For Giampaolo he wasn't even a starter lol
 
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No here we go yet. After the Theo deal our incoming market should start.
 
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Fusiproe12 said:
Theo scored many goals because he could do what he wanted. Not because he was good (as demonstrated by the fact that he almost never scored elsewhere)

Pioli knew many players here were "special"

For Giampaolo he wasn't even a starter lol
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I just have an issue with pretentious clowns here saying he was their favorite Milan player since Nesta
No he wasn't, stop fucking lying
The only way he was is if you started rooting for Milan in 2019 and are now LARPing as an old fan
There is no universe in where any real Milan fan will ever pick Theo over Kaka
 
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Samaldinho said:
It does make sense, it would show that they learned no lessons from their constant meddling the last few years.

Furlani, Moncada, Ibra, the entire executive group is a cluster fuck and that's why we got 8th this year.

Look, if Theo can be rehabilitated, I want him here. If he can't, fine, sell him. Fonseca wanted to keep Saele, they got rid of him, they made choices without consulting the coach, a player like Saele isn't a big deal--but then with Conceicao, they triple downed on the 424 with Felix, even though it didn't work the last few years either.

Theo isn't the singular reason we didn't meet our sporting targets, and since none of the people who were in positions of leadreship got fired, including the dumb fuck who got our PSG of Serie C relegated to Serie D, forgive me if I'm concerned over their choices.
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Yes, but it remains to be seen right now whether the choices moving forward are being made by Tare/Allegri or by the Midget, the Zebra and the Data Analyst.

I'm just saying if Max thought he was rehabilitate-able, then he would have convinced the Midget to keep him here.

The fact that we see him agreeing to a move elsewhere shows that not to be the case (unless it's the alternative that midget wants him Gone-Gone no matter what).
 
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