The Rumour Commode L - Take the L

[IL-Capitano]

Well... was because it happened years ago.
He left Leipzig long time ago, so we can't use present tense.
That doesn't mean that Nkunku will not be a very hard worker again once he has an actual coach and team around him. He is at peak football age and with the right mindset (I believe he has it) RnB will soon be on suicide watching him play for Barca if this move materializes.

Nkunku is just one of the players under coaches who were under utilised and asked to play out of their natural playing position.

The last couple of Milan coaches have been guilty of under utilising many players. Others were played in their natural roles but were either a bad fit (Gimenez) of simply not good enough.

I didn’t understand why they chose Nkunku he wasn’t the right profile for what Milan needed at that time. Goals were desperately needed and he’s not a striker. He’s a winger or a AM who can play behind strikers.

He’s wasn’t a good fit for Milan if Liepzig are in the mix he would be wise to go back to Germany

 

[General]

Sorry Genny, but if the club was related to forum quality, Antonio Donnarumma would be the biggest club legend that walked on earth

how do you think he got so tall?

 

[Tantalis]

Cultists be no NASA rabotniks, droog; alas, such be the measure of their malenky gullivers.

Gotta use proper cultish man

viddy well thou govoreeting filly much like brother dim, but thy gulliver full of egg-wegs smashed by constant brothers yarbles in thy guff. thy would do well to stop and viddy my droogie malchick. unplattie thy neezhnies horrowshow for me like thy always sloshy dobby.

 

[Pigeon]

Wait Nkunku is going for Barca?

Those fucks going to pay money?

nope. they loan him and cover salary then next summer hang us out to dry like united with rashford

we should hope he doesn't go to barca

 

[SuperPippo]

If so many clubs want Nkunku, let the bidding war begin!

 

[Tantalis]

As expected—zero tvorchestvo. “Heathen mad, heathen dumb”—thus endeth the whole malenky repertoire. Some droog in the congregation, lend this poor chelloveck a fresh script.

Thou must amp up thy theatrics, droog.

most definitely mad. real thundery. thy govoreet a real horrowshow just for little ol me o my brother. thy neezhnies unplattied

 

[Curupira]

viddy well thou govoreeting filly much like brother dim, but thy gulliver full of egg-wegs smashed by constant brothers yarbles in thy guff. thy would do well to stop and viddy my droogie malchick. unplattie thy neezhnies horrowshow for me like thy always sloshy dobby.

I shall leave thee and thy tavern droog to thy yarbles-in-guff fantasies.

 

[Tantalis]

I shall leave thee and thy tavern droog to thy yarbles-in-guff fantasies.

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put your pants back on before you leave. you have my permission.

you'll return when i want you to.

you always do.

 

[Curupira]

most definitely mad. real thundery. thy govoreet a real horrowshow just for little ol me o my brother. thy neezhnies unplattied

Cultist thundery now, we cracked thy malenky code and found naught beneath but yarbles, neezhnies, and sexual deviance.

 

[Rockstar]

Sorry, RnB. Genny and Pingu came for Doomsday and Secret Wars. Civil War is 2016

 

[Ashish]

Max 18 million, don’t worry super leech won’t leave for any money.

 

[General]

Once the forum quality resulted in Ibrahimovic and Robinho being signed in the same window

 

[Curupira]

put your pants back on before you leave. you have my permission.

you'll return when i want you to.

you always do.

Viddy the cultist once his cultish act slips, droog, same malenky control fantasy, just fewer fancy govoreets.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

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have you not been paying attention at all?


Because I want Milan to win

how many times do I need to explain this to you

RnB quality is directly related to Milan quality

old ancient magic derived from the old gods and passed to the new


how did baresi come back to play one of the most dominant defensive performances of all time after injury in the 94 World Cup final?

how did Leao and Diaz lead a 4-0 drubbing of Napoli only to face them in the CL quarters and knock them out


and the most insane fact… that no one would believe if you claimed 5 years before it happened… explain to me how Pioli won the scudetto? How did inter‘s backup keeper gift a goal in the dying minutes to drop points and help us secure the title

the forum


this is much deeper than you think

and it’s always been the forum

 

[General]

Sorry, RnB. Genny and Pingu came for Doomsday and Secret Wars. Civil War is 2016

 

[Curupira]

Once the forum quality resulted in Ibrahimovic and Robinho being signed in the same window

All went to shit when necromancer left

 

[General]

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[Buske]

how do you think he got so tall?

You saying he is related to Mr. Yungfreddy?

 

[Tantalis]

Cultist thundery now, we cracked thy malenky code and found naught beneath but yarbles, neezhnies, and sexual deviance.

viddy well little brother viddy well.

Viddy the cultist once his cultish act slips, droog, same malenky control fantasy, just fewer fancy govoreets.

this line needs work. try again my brother dim.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

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Pussy x

 

[Curupira]

viddy well little brother viddy well.

this line needs work. try again my brother dim.

I shall relay thy govoreet unto Elon Musk, O my droog.

 

[Ashish]

Pingu doing a better sales pitch for the faith than high Septon Tantalis

Shit levels to this gif. Pingu in grey penguin clothes

 

[General]

All went to shit when necromancer left

A little more complicated than that

more nuanced

 

[Tantalis]

I shall relay thy govoreet unto Elon Musk, O my droog.

i bless you for trying, but you simply cant keep up with the slang. but you trying does fill your humble narrarator with real radosty, a real feeling horrorshow.

 

[Ashish]

Man this is amazing level of hatred. Couldn’t savor it all so reading slowly. I must thank @General and @Pingu

Somebody throw gasoline with Maldini pirlo takes and how all the bums he signed wants to leave for free like he did under regime.

I don’t have energy but won’t mind bigger fire.

 

[Tantalis]

@General

bring back joyrider

 

[Master Smurf]

Max 18 million, don’t worry super leech won’t leave for any money.

Rapper is here for the love

Dat Loyalty
Commitment

 

[Ashish]

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Flaccid commode is getting stiff

 

[Pigeon]

Max 18 million, don’t worry super leech won’t leave for any money.

 

[Ashish]