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I hate the rat Bruno Fernandes but you'd have to be a fool to not think he'd massively improve us.

Better us than Inter or Juventus in any case.
 
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I do not want Bruno at all
maybe not but let’s wait and see how things play out

this is certainly more preferable than a completely motionless transfer window weeks ago
 
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3 days ago I was coming to terms with a Zalewski signing and now we get this gift

The bar for the AM signing is sky high
 
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I hate the rat Bruno Fernandes but you'd have to be a fool to not think he'd massively improve us.

Better us than Inter or Juventus in any case.
Bruno will be the best player in the league.
I just refuse the price for his age.
But if the club dont care about the money, then fuck it.
 
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Bruno would be crazy. But why would he join Milan and play in EL ?
Cannot afford his wages aswell
For that money, rather get Uzun or Mora
 

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What if @General is Gerry Cardinale?,
Youse is millionaire (like you claimed) after all. Happy New Year in arrears y'all, it been a looong time since I knocked on commode doors.
PS: please find patosheva we are in his game right now
 
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We moved from ~6 pages per day to -20-27 pages per day

simple math tells us we will hit 1500 and a dawn of a new commode thread name by mid September

but sooner if RnB simply believes

we are still mustering the forgotten accounts. Those who can literally post 10 pages per day themselves.

I once saw a 50 page day. The next year we won the scudetto

There will be returning members soon. Some will be welcomed. Some bring controversy. But all of them will drive posting velocity and quality to the sky.

keep pressing. We are at the start of something special.
Jenny I bet you are MR's alt
 

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Fuck Gerry, Fuck RedTurd, Fuck Milan, Forza Maldini ❤️ 🖤 ❤️ 🖤
bruno would be the best player in the league the minute he steps on the pitch

50m is heavy but he still has at least 3-4 good seasons in his legs
 
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Only concern about Bruno is his ego..
Other than that idk why i just felt that Rodrygo from Real would be the “star” sign.. :lol:
 

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bruno would be the best player in the league the minute he steps on the pitch

50m is heavy but he still has at least 3-4 good seasons in his legs
I'd prefer someone younger with quality that'll grow with the team without the ego of being already at the top and acting as though he's bigger than all else but no doubt there's none close to his level in serie A at the moment
 
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Now whats left, sell Tomori, Nkunku, Leao and Fofana. Thats 100m or more.
Get another ball playing cb, maybe backup striker and another cam.
Cisse, rlc and Pulisic isnt enough for cam
 

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What are we basing the Bruno links on concretely?

The one I quoted talked about a big shocking transfer. Would Bruno be that epic...?
 

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I cannot be objective when watching Bruno because 3 things about him annoy me.

1) his playstyle (spamming glory passes, getting in the way of teammates destroying cohesive team football)

2) lack of athleticism and key technical attributes neeed to play as a 10 (pipsqueek of an athlete without the dribbling and ball carrying ability needed to play the role he wants to play)

3) on field moaning attitude to both teammates and refs.

He basically has to vacate the 10 space and spam glory passes to the detriment of his team in order to stat pad his assist tally.

He is close to the archetype of the type of player we should sign for the right sided AM role but he is too flawed to be a contributing player to a ochesive championship winning team. He's a Europa Level player at best. Perfect archetype for us imo would be a De Bruyne.

Now I hope to God we don't sign him.
 
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What are we basing the Bruno links on concretely?

The one I quoted talked about a big shocking transfer. Would Bruno be that epic...?
Taking United's captain is a fairly big deal but I agree, it doesn't move the needle for me personally that much. I could see how the footballing community could see it as a big deal. I would hope for something better though
 

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Only concern about Bruno is his ego..
Other than that idk why i just felt that Rodrygo from Real would be the “star” sign.. :lol:
Rodrygo is great if we wanted a winger.
Bruno is a totally different player.
 
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I legit expect Goncalo Ig\nacio to arrive pretty soon.
And surely at least 1 good signing in attack.
Seems that after all Gerry learned his lesson and is trying to change it.
Will take a lot more to get me on his side, but at least I am seeing positive signs.
 
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What are we basing the Bruno links on concretely?

The one I quoted talked about a big shocking transfer. Would Bruno be that epic...?
Bruno is without a doubt an elite AM.
Its like getting BenZ when R&B refused him :lol:
So yes, getting Bruno is a display of a big dick.
 

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Bruno? The sampdoria flop?
 
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I cannot be objective when watching Bruno because 3 things about him annoy me.

1) his playstyle (spamming glory passes, getting in the way of teammates destroying cohesive team football)

2) lack of athleticism and key technical attributes neeed to play as a 10 (pipsqueek of an athlete without the dribbling and ball carrying ability needed to play the role he wants to play)

3) on field moaning attitude to both teammates and refs.

He basically has to vacate the 10 space and spam glory passes to the detriment of his team in order to stat pad his assist tally.

He is close to the archetype of the type of player we should sign for the right sided AM role but he is too flawed to be a contributing player to a ochesive championship winning team. He's a Europa Level player at best. Perfect archetype for us imo would be a De Bruyne.

Now I hope to God we don't sign him.
Lol as if we can afford like 18m euros a year. And why would he wanna play in EL instead of cl ?
 

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Still haven't signed the new deal, maybe there is some truth behind these rumours.
 

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Bruno is without a doubt an elite AM.
Its like getting BenZ when R&B refused him :lol:
So yes, getting Bruno is a display of a big dick.
As far as I know we've been offered him.

I'm not sure, it feels like we're hunting the players we want, not dictated by other clubs' offering.

But we'll see I guess. I expect the next signing to land later this week, possibly thursday.
 

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What are we basing the Bruno links on concretely?

The one I quoted talked about a big shocking transfer. Would Bruno be that epic...?
Everyone has a different definition of shocking.
Bruno would definitely be "high profile".

But shocking? Nope.
 

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