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Man inancio is too small. But then Marquinhos is like a stick figure and he did do well in Roma and now has been a. Top cb for years with psg

So who knows hey?


But ideally I don’t want inancio. And I am not liking Gabriel either. Someone else please.
Height isn't strictly necessary (Baresi, Cannavaro), but generally it's a good indicator. Not to overcomplicate things... We need a center-back who is an absolute wall at the back and dominates defensive aerial duels. I wouldn't even care if he can't pass the ball beyond the closest teammate, as long as he actually defends.


What our board is looking for are these converted defensive midfielders who aren't good enough to play in midfield, but definitely aren't real center-backs either.
 
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I really had no idea that we were paying Nkunku 11.5M or whatever his salary is. Like @Alo88 said, 40M was an overpay but there was potential upside like we saw when we rehabilitated Pulisic, but to pay Nkunku like double what our top earners were making was malpractice.

And to top it off, our brilliant manager didn’t even play a formation that suited Leao, Pulisic or Nkunku, which in all honesty is an impressive level of incompetence all around by everyone at the club.

And I always thought Nkunku’s balloon celebration was about the gayest in sports.

Good riddance.
[Lisp] OMG I'm like totally going to blow the fuck out of this thing.... Its going to get big....and we're all going to be so happy 🎉[/Lisp]
 

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Why are y'all still debating about players that aren't in our current or future plans?



Lock the fuck in.
 
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Liverpool getting undressed on the counter
Kerkez had a good 3 - 4 steps and half the pitch and got ate up whilst VVD just watched

:lol: :lol: :lol:
He was meant to be Theo heir?
120kg drunk Theo would outrun him.
 
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Bit more than 3 hours before match starts, really anxious and nervous, Milan results affects my mood for the next few days...
Just imagine that we will suck this whole season and it will be easier.

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If you did this for the last 20 years, you would be always right, just like your wife
 
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Match day thread better get to 20 pages
 
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this fullback partnership of frimpong and kerkez good grief

this is why I preach no midgets
 
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Be fair. He made the cl final twice those years so your characterization of the level of the league is lacking some context. Yes the league was shite, but those teams were still good.
That's... exactly my point, brother

He made the CL final in years when Inter didn't qualify for CL once and Milan qualified from the group stage... once. How were the teams 'still good'?
His roster was above and beyond the league, it was Juve's for the taking. And, if you run over the league in 2nd gear like they did, you're at least expected to get CL once in 5 years.
Carlo got 2 in a little more than that and he's a... choker.

Juve during these years were PSG, if we're not revisioning history. Enrique rests his stars throughout Baguette league so they'd have energy to run rackets in the important tournament. Milan with a post-scudetto CL that was crumbling already reached the CL semis 3 years ago, Allegri couldn't win it once during his entire tenure managing them?
 
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can't believe Milan didn't sign Pubil because he failed some medical

bro look at what he just did
 

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That's... exactly my point, brother

He made the CL final in years when Inter didn't qualify for CL once and Milan qualified from the group stage... once. How were the teams 'still good'?
His roster was above and beyond the league, it was Juve's for the taking. And, if you run over the league in 2nd gear like they did, you're at least expected to get CL once in 5 years.
Carlo got 2 in a little more than that and he's a... choker.

Juve during these years were PSG, if we're not revisioning history. Enrique rests his stars throughout Baguette league so they'd have energy to run rackets in the important tournament. Milan with a post-scudetto CL that was crumbling already reached the CL semis 3 years ago, Allegri couldn't win it once during his entire tenure managing them?
My point was more so directed at the idea that Allegri has somehow always been a total garbage tier manager.

From his Juve return definitely yes, but during the mid 2000s he was definitely good. Point being those cl teams even with an almost ligue 1 farmers league level serie a.
 
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If you don't want to fuck Audrey Hepburn you're a flaming homo
Sorry I don't make the rules
I didn't say I don't want to, just that she looks a little fragile and wouldn't want to break her.
 
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So…

pippofan has a challenger
I actually never drove a Vespa, been a passenger on them, must add it to my bucket list.
 
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I really had no idea that we were paying Nkunku 11.5M or whatever his salary is. Like @Alo88 said, 40M was an overpay but there was potential upside like we saw when we rehabilitated Pulisic, but to pay Nkunku like double what our top earners were making was malpractice.

And to top it off, our brilliant manager didn’t even play a formation that suited Leao, Pulisic or Nkunku, which in all honesty is an impressive level of incompetence all around by everyone at the club.

And I always thought Nkunku’s balloon celebration was about the gayest in sports.

Good riddance.
Calcio & finance wrote that we save13.5 million on the deal between the paid loan and Nkunku's salary, so that's a positive for us. Hope he does really well at Lipsia and they redeem him.
 
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Just end the damn saga and play Leao and Pulisic behind Ramos, Modric Rabiot in midfield, and Saele Moreira on the wings

I’m also at my friends wedding and kinda drunk so take it as you will
 
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I didn't say I don't want to, just that she looks a little fragile and wouldn't want to break her.
Yes we all know know your d!ck has its own zip code. Just as long as you wanted to fuck her. Thank you for restoring my faith :o
 

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Just end the damn saga and play Leao and Pulisic behind Ramos, Modric Rabiot in midfield, and Saele Moreira on the wings

I’m also at my friends wedding and kinda drunk so take it as you will
I’d like to see this as well, but you have to remember both Leao and Pulisic are unfit + they are both perpetually injured.

If they are both staying, then I think we should wait until both are 100% recovered. Otherwise, they are both players that fucking suck when they aren’t 100%.
 
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I didn't say I don't want to, just that she looks a little fragile and wouldn't want to break her.
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You’re not kidding, 110 @ 5’7 is crazy small.

She was a Great Depression and greatest generation girl, though. I think a railing from pippofan would have felt like nothing compared to what she went through
 
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Outside of crazy money being spent again ,what are even the alternatives though?

Might not be all that up to date with the treqaurtistas of the world though,who could be a good signing ?
Vitiello said that we will only buy one more player as a result of Gerry's meeting with Amorim, probably a 10.
 
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