The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[finnishhacker]

Trump celebrating a soccer match is the most normal thing that evil man has ever done in his entire life.

what is a soccer ?

 

[LemonCookies]

what is a soccer ?

shut up finland doesn't even exist

 

[Ryo]

Would be the best thing Theo's contributed to Milan all season.

 

[ibelongtomilan]

According to Daniele Longo, it was back in 2020 that Milan could have signed Caicedo for €2m when the scouting department – led by Geoffrey Moncada – recommended him to Paolo Maldini and Ricky Massara.

CM: Milan snubbed €2m Caicedo deal - now €110m Chelsea or Liverpool move beckons

AC Milan had the chance to sign Moises Caicedo three years ago in what would have been a bargain deal, and now he is heading for a nine-figure move.

sempremilan.com

Ugh, curse that wicked Maldini for cruelly stopping genius Moncada from gifting us gems like Calcedo, Enzo etc.. Thank god we finally purged that saboteur, so the master strategist could unleash generational talents like Chuk or Royal upon the football world in Milan shirts. Just look at the silverware pouring in.

 

[asoundwave]

The way PSG were playing all the way until the final...now I'm convinced they threw the match so they won't have to take a picture next to that idiot and taint their image.

 

[Ryo]

 

[SuperPippo]

There's a lot of talk about incoming transfers. What I want to see is some outgoings start to happen at a faster pace. We have so much crap to offload, and so far only Theo has been cleared out.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Hello all
Apparently I hurt the feelings of some Italian origin or Italian ass kissing crybabies here, a hymie and plus one curry muncher.

And then there is the fake curry muncher fish mongrel from the Caribbean islands.

I just want to apologise to absolutely nobody.

Anyway how is my boy Tony doing? Did Italy qualify yet for WC???

We still getting Italian frauds or?

Heard jashari deal bombed lmao.

Who the fuck is the gent full back that rejected us hahahahha

New low. You cannot get any lower.

And how is a broke Turkish club able to afford Oshimen and pay in instalments.

Are we getting boniface or what?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Jashari has not listened to the interest of other top clubs such as Manchester United and Borussia Dortmund. Al-Ittihad also pulls him by the sleeve, but he puts the sporting aspect first. His choice is made: Milan, a childhood dream that he would like to realize

@nieuwsbladsport

With this much love for Milan, we just have to buy him. Period.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

we really should get boniface or oshimen

Mateta is ok but unproven as he only played for a lower club.

Arokidore is alright as a sub but not main starter. He is not ready yet

 

[Buske]

Milan is being destroyed systematically and precisely. Sad to see...

GO HOME!!!!!!

You are supposed to celebrate it according to gerry lovers

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Milan is being destroyed systematically and precisely. Sad to see...

GO HOME!!!!!!

Temu milan

That is us bbbelaaan

 

[forward]

I see all the excitement from selling players quickly weared off over here.

Turned out you also need to sign players to compete.

Shocking.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I see all the excitement from selling players quickly weared off over here.

Turned out you also need to sign players to compete.

Shocking.

I came back from exile and we still haven’t signed anyone lmao

Jhashari ?
Striker?
Lb?
Defender?
One more RW ideally as Chuck won’t cut it

We are fucked lmao

 

[Alo88]

 

[Edu-bY-A]

Ugh, curse that wicked Maldini for cruelly stopping genius Moncada from gifting us gems like Calcedo, Enzo etc.. Thank god we finally purged that saboteur, so the master strategist could unleash generational talents like Chuk or Royal upon the football world in Milan shirts. Just look at the silverware pouring in.

It probably never occurred to you, you dim-witted idiot, but maybe, just maybe... they're all fools. All of them.

Taking sides and then basing your entire argument on that is something only dumb people do.

So Milan is the perfect club for you. Goldfish club, goldfish management, goldfish fans, goldfish players.

 

[Nevermore]

After selling Reijnders for peanuts, they suddenly realized that everyone is 2x more expensive today than they thought and there is no way we can buy all our targets with our current budget
Clowns

 

[Edu-bY-A]

After selling Reijnders for peanuts, they suddenly realized that everyone is 2x more expensive today than they thought and there is no way we can buy all our targets with our current budget
Clowns

It's a circus. It was so obvious that all the cucumbers would come home again this summer: Adli, Bennacer, Pobega, Colombo, Lazetic... and now we can't get rid of them again.

 

[BreadPitt]

It probably never occurred to you, you dim-witted idiot, but maybe, just maybe... they're all fools. All of them.

Taking sides and then basing your entire argument on that is something only dumb people do.

So Milan is the perfect club for you. Goldfish club, goldfish management, goldfish fans, goldfish players.

Weren't you ardently defending management last year? And when I say defending...pulling out all the stops and excuses and post a goldfish gif. We did try and tell you this is what was going to happen

 

[Edu-bY-A]

Weren't you ardently defending management last year? And when I say defending...pulling out all the stops and excuses and post a goldfish gif. We did try and tell you this is what was going to happen

Someone had to provide some balance. But it got boring. You know? Like Hulk Hogan chose the NWO or like Anakin chose the Dark Side.

We never left the Banter era. The only difference to #InsertCoin is that today we no longer have to worry about ceasing to exist tomorrow due to insolvency.

We're too stupid to make adequate investment decisions. It starts with Laxalt and Castillejo, moves on to Origi, De Ketelaere and Lazetic, and ends with Musah, Pavlovic and Royal TS.

If we had invested the money we blew over the last 6/7 years 25% better... but we're dealing with idiots here.

Idiots who run to Bruges twice and let themselves be humiliated. As if De Ketelaere wasn't enough. At this point, you have to give Maldini credit: he didn't know what assholes they are at Bruges. But now? Furlani was there at the time, Moncada was there at the time. They should have known.

 

[Hitchens]

We are without fullbacks atm. Who will they be?

Any more links with this Bard from Nice? Any new offers for Doué?

 

[VillaiN]

After selling Reijnders for peanuts, they suddenly realized that everyone is 2x more expensive today than they thought and there is no way we can buy all our targets with our current budget
Clowns

That happens when u re run by bonafide idiots. Selling best mid of season in prime who can play 3,4 years on high level for joke amount. While unproven kids re getting sold for 50. Now they ll spend all of it on Jashari lmao.

 

[Dena]

@MatteMoretto: Modric to sign one-year contract without option

 

[patosheva]

Gds says allegri will play in friendly pobega as lb

Hahahahahahahahahahah

 

[AndreiX]

Gds says allegri will play in friendly pobega as lb

Hahahahahahahahahahah

Italian Jon Arne riise

 

[Nestafan]

Jeez you'd think we were missing out on signing a prime Pirlo

 

[Soldier_of_god]

If he's staying surely the new coach talking about him positively in the media should help his confidence? No? After RLC first season where he did well and then Scott McTomadona season last year. I think its obvious that a Physical player pisses on @Soldier_of_god grave.

You can say he's not the quality we need but having a midfield of Modric Ricci Xhaka/Jashari. It still needs someone of RLC type of profile to even out all the passer first players. Just like the extreme of our overload of b2b midfielders of the last 2 seasons and we needed the variety of passers. the same applies when you have too many passers and not enough players who can drive from midfield in transitions and physically hold off players. Max is looking it at if I can get him back to season 1 form.

We all have EGO'S that need feeding. The whole point of buying the club and what transpired over his whole tenure was about feeding his ego.

Why would a physical player piss on my grave?
Wot m8

Only physically strong and technical players are welcome in temu Milan

 

[papaberlu]

goldfish guy going from calling everyone a goldfish to being the goldfish himself is killing me

 

[sheva]

Dear Donald

This is berlusca 2.0, btw @Buske

 

[Soldier_of_god]

It probably never occurred to you, you dim-witted idiot, but maybe, just maybe... they're all fools. All of them.

Taking sides and then basing your entire argument on that is something only dumb people do.

So Milan is the perfect club for you. Goldfish club, goldfish management, goldfish fans, goldfish players.

Dumb association?
You would be ceo of it.


Just like leaf is head of autistic association