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After getting progressively suckier recently, can it get worse? Pump up music: I Believe from Book of Mormon e370GUVRlQo Someone kidnap De Jong, Zapata, and Torres.

After a win in Week 36 where Seedorf looked to leave a Cleveland Steamer on Mazzarri's chest, it was his fellow Dutchmen Nigel De Jong who pinch hit in the clutch to leave a steaming load on Inter. Can Milan repeat? SES is back, Balotelli is blazing, and Milan look to conquer EVERYTHING! JOIN...

After shitting the bed in week 35 and needing the points, who comes out victorious? The smooth talking and well endowed Clarence Seedorf or the always laughable Inter. Suspended Players: Injuries:

The sucky team is sucking again. Players suspended. Turmoil ensued. All hell is breaking loose and someone is likely going to get shot. My money is on a mutiny. As such, our music for the week: Pirates. EWPJrSSXtww

On the plus side, we've never lost match when I've started the game thread. It's been all victories and one draw. On the negative, Milan is in a serious tailspin and might not be able to win against the YMCA beer league. Who will coach? Who will score? Who will dive? Who will wear Conte's...

As more reports come in of Milan's interest in Thiago, and the commode becomes a Thiago thread, it makes it easier on everyone to have a separate thread. I want to give credit to long term Thiago supporters: me, MR, SuperMario, and Senatore (though he is convinced that we can't afford his...

As the season starts to wind down and we start to discuss player departures and player arrivals, I thought that it would be an interesting idea to see where everyone views the squad and potential moves. I've identified the players with less stable positions on the club. The way this works is...

The penultimate game. Get your groove on. Love, R&B

Dear Milan: Crush Torino, steal Ogbonna, and possibly salt the earth in Torino. When finished, perhaps place stink bombs in Fiorentina players' homes. Respectfully, The Red and Black Forums.

Dear Milan: Stop sucking in week 34. That is all. Thanks, USC Discuss below. We are currently sporting a 100% victory rate in USC match threads...

Who stays? Who goes? Does Berlusconi assume the club is Sienna Miller and show his penis? Can Milan recover from a humiliating defeat at the hands of Roma? Forza Milan!

Since we all seem to be at odds about what our biggest need is, I thought we'd quantify it.

The July 28th is against Chelsea. I myself am actually annoyed; I am from Philadelphia but will be in Paris all summer. This couldn't have happened last summer? I'm also curious to see the clubs fielded as many of the better players will be playing at the Olympics.

This seems to be a debate that is taking place in the rumor commode, so I thought that it would be a nice place to quantify and qualify everyone's opinion. The poll question: who should AC Milan sign for anchor. I will put rough transfer numbers next to each player, as there is a cost...

We have essentially been hearing some names from some very vocal posters about preferences and reasons for wanting a certain player. I think we can all agree that we have two gaping holes - one at CAM and the other at LCM. I am very interested, as I believe are many of you, to see this...